I KNOW IT’S ALMOST SUMMER, BUT, I SURE WOULD LIKE TO KEEP ALL OF MY BLOOD!

Fucking god damn gnats and bloodsucking bastard bugs can suck the shit outta my ass! IF I WANTED TO GIVE UP YAY MANY PINTS OF BLOOD A DAY….I’D GO TO THE RED CROSS AND LAY DOWN AND SAY….DRAIN ME BITCHES!

I must have gotten like 10 to 20 welts on my arms, back and other places within 20 minutes of being outside WORKING ON ONE OF PAP’S SHITTY RIDING LAWN MOWERS! God I wish I had the chance to switch places with them bloodsucking, cocksucking, shit eating WHORE BAG BASTARD BUGS! SO I CAN SUCK THE LIFE AND SHIT OUTTA THEM FOR ONCE!

And…give them some other bastard’s WEST NILE VIRUS or something! By the end of the week I’ll look like I have the chicken-pox again or something….fucking bastard bugs! I should just take a bag of blood and let them suck on that shit….and when they start filling themselves up….I’ll squeeze the bag and see if they pop!

Naa….I’ll just get myself a damn FLAME THROWER! And, when I see them bastards coming around me I’ll crank that bitch on…and fry their asses! Well…I gotta go work on the damn mower again so I can get bit the fuck up again! Laterz…

(Please note: I also use the OFF spray….and it seems like they don’t give a shit about it anymore or it’s not working like it suppose to be…like it’s weak or something! Anyways…if that won’t stop them…my damn FLAME THROWER WILL!)

Twisted