Shaving Is A Bitch….

EVERY GOD DAMN DAY MY FACE NEEDS SHAVED AND IT PISSES ME OFF!

I wish the god damn hair on the top of my head grew as fast as my damn facial hair… jesus! Most of the time I shave my face right before work….and it seems like by the time I get home after an awesome 4.5 hour day at work, my face looks like a damn RAIN FOREST or JUNGLE!

Sometimes I think about using NADS-THE FACE REMOVER to take care of the problem…but, then I also think that I won’t have enough money to cover the plastic surgery bill, because my shitty job sucks ass! 

I NEED SOMETHING THAT REMOVES HAIR FOR GOOD! THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING OUT THERE! IT’S GOOGLE TIME! I’M A LAZY BASTARD AND I DON’T WANNA SHAVE NO MORE!

Do you know how much more time you’d save a day if you didn’t have to shave anymore!? It’s like 10 to 20 mintues a day!!! And I hate them damn lying NORELCO shaver maker bastards to! The old LIFT AND CUT TECHNOLOGY IS A BUNCH OF LIFT AND SHIT TECHNOLOGY!

If it was lifting anything….I didn’t notice! I WAS RUNNING THE SHAVER ACROSS MY FACE FOR 20 MINUTES ONE DAY AND IT DIDN’T LIFT AND CUT SHIT! IT MADE MY SKIN ALL RASHY AND SHIT AND IT ITCHED! SOME SPOTS IT CUT ME!

YOU CAN TAKE THE LIFT AND CUT AND LIFT AND CUT YOUR COCK AND BALLS YOU NORELCO BASTARDS! DAMN! I’m done…I gotta go cut my face all to hell with a $50.00 piece of shit NORELCO – LIFT AND RIP SHAVER!

Twisted

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