THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME! AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY!
Wouldn’t it be great to just come home from work, relax a little bit and have a few beers or something…then get a nice workout on the SEXERCISING MACHINE! I was thinking about it the other day because I know I need to get my arms back into shape, but..at the same time, I haven’t had nookie for a long time either….then the wonderful idea popped into my mind. I SHOULD INVENT THE SEXERCISING MACHINE!
YOU COULD GET A NICE WORKOUT WHILE GETTING LAID! HOW COULD YOU BEAT THAT!?
It shouldn’t be too hard to make. It could even fold up when you want it out of the way! I was thinking of various ways it could be made the other night! But, I’m not great at drawing up plans and shit. You could have various sexual positions covered with one machine! Damn! You could make millions with that! There is so much money in the sex business these days it’s not even funny!
SO WHY NOT MAKE THE BIG BUCKS BY CREATING A SEXERCISING MACHINE!? THAT SHOULD SELL LIKE HOT CAKES! FOR THE SPECIAL BONUS OFFER, WE COULD MAKE LITTLE COCK DUMBELLS! SO THE GUYS CAN WORKOUT THEIR PECKERS! JUST MOUNT IT ON TOP OF IT AND LIFT AND DROP….LIFT AND DROP! THAT’S ONE REPETITION…..THEN REPEAT!
The selling slogans or mottos would be like:
1) LOSE THAT THIRTY POUND… WHILE FUCKING UP AND DOWN! BUY THE SEXERCISING MACHINE TODAY!
2) IT’S NOT JUST A FULL-BODY WORK-OUT! IT’S A TWO BODY WORK-OUT! BUY THE SEXERCISING MACHINE TODAY! FOR ONLY $69.69!
3) WITH THE SEXERCISING MACHINE, YOUR NOT JUST TAKING ONE LOAD OFF, BUT TWO!
4) HAVE THE ULTIMATE ORGASMIC EXPERIENCE WITH THE SEXERCISING MACHINE! WHILE WORKING OFF THEM ANNOYING POUNDS, YOUR WORKING OFF YOUR SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS! BUY THE SEXERCISING MACHINE TODAY! CALL NOW! 1-888-696-9696 <-NOT REAL LOL! I DON’T THINK ANYWAY…..IT MIGHT BE THOUGH LMAO!
5) GET TWO BODIES IN SHAPE WITH ONE MACHINE! ORDER THE SEXERCISER MACHINE TODAY!
That’s all I can think of for now…if I can come up with anymore slogan/mottos, I’ll update this post then! Just imagine that though, holy hell! It would be awesome! I’m done…laterz.
Twisted