ESPECIALLY IF THEY DON’T DO ANYTHING! BUT… SIT DOWN AND SMOKE 4 CARTONS OF CIGARETTES WHILE YOU ARE MOVING ALL THEIR BULLSHIT! 

And then when they do decide to move something, like maybe a box of tissues or their cigarettes….they are all tired and exhausted and have to sit down again! It’s like, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! ARE YOU TIRED ALL READY GOD DAMN IT!? DO YOU WANNA TAKE A NAP WHILE WE MOVE ALL YOUR SHIT AROUND YOU!?

I think it’s kinda funny, but at the same time it’s fucking sad! Why even move, if you can’t even help move any of your own shit!? It’s fucking unreal! NEXT TIME I GO TO HELP SOMEONE MOVE, I’M JUST GOING TO GET A BED READY AND PUT A GLASS OF WATER ON THE NIGHT STAND AND THEN TELL THEM TO GO TO SLEEP! (TUCKS THEM INTO BED..& TELLS THEM GOODNIGHT FUCK-NUTS!… I’LL WAKE YOU UP WHEN THE MOVING IS DONE!)  Remember peoples, don’t ask people to help you move, unless your going to help move the shit to! I’m done…laterz..

Twisted