IT’S BOUND TO HAPPEN! IF YOU KEEP DOING DRUGS… EXPECT TO DIE AND COLLECT THE BUGS!

I know how smoking dope, crack and anything else can be fucking awesome! I HAVE BEEN THERE DONE IT! But, what made me think of this is…I happened to check my newspaper today and seen this guy had died from a drug overdose.

This guy was only 25 when he passed away, he was one of them guys that was popular around town, because him and these other guys were “POT HEADS” and “BULLIES”, basically the partying type guys. JUST LIKE ME! I had met this guy quite a few years ago (like 97 or 98) while trying to round up people for a BEER PARTY some where or something…anyways, this guy has been doing drugs ever since then and I’m sure before that yet to.

Unlike him though, I never got addicted to WEED, CRACK or anything like that….JUST BEER! It’s a shame though, his passing. Below here is in HONOR of him, here are some things to keep in mind for yourself, so you don’t end up on a fucking bed in the morgue.

1) IF YOU ARE GOING TO KEEP SMOKING POT AND SHIT! DO NOT DO IT CONSTANTLY AND THAT GOES WITH OTHER DRUGS TO! I KNOW IT’S COOL AND SHIT…..I DID IT BEFORE AND STILL DO TIME TO TIME. BUT…TOO MUCH OF IT COULD COST YOU… YOUR LIFE!

2) DON’T BE A DUMBASS AND DO IT AROUND AN AREA THAT YOUR SURE TO GET CAUGHT BY THE COPS! I KNOW MOST KNOW HOW TO KEEP ON LOW, BUT…YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH POSSIBLE NARKS! ALSO, THE BIGGER THE PARTY, THE BIGGER THE CHANCES OF HAVING A RAID BY THE COPS, KEEP THAT IN MIND….AGAIN….BEEN THERE DONE IT AND IT SUCKS MASSIVE HORSEDICK!

3) KEEP THE PIPES AND SUCH TO A MINIMUM! DO NOT HAVE FUCKING BONGS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE AND ON YOURSELF, LIKE YOU ARE A FUCKING STORE OR SOMETHING. IT’S THE STUPIDEST SHIT TO DO, BECAUSE YOUR BOUND TO GET PULLED OVER BY THE BASTARD COPS OR DURING A RAID! MAKE A SMALL ALUMINUM FOIL BOX OR SOMETHING, KEEP IT THIN, PUT YOUR ROLLED JOINTS IN THERE AND TAPE IT SOME WHERE ON YOUR BODY LIKE A LITTLE WAYS UNDER YOUR ARMPITS OR SOME WHERE THAT DOESN’T GET CRIMPED, ON YOUR BODY. COPS ALWAYS CHECK YOUR CIGARETTE BOXES, HATS AND SHIT LIKE THAT. KEEP IT OUT OF SITE TOTALLY LOL. I KNOW THEY MIGHT PAT YOU DOWN AND ALL….BUT…THEY USUALLY CHECK THE NORMAL AREAS FIRST. THEY MIGHT NOT GO ALL THE DAMN WAY IF THEY DIDN’T FIND ANYTHING IN THE USUAL SPOTS. NEVER KNOW…BUT, IT’S WORTH A SHOT!

4) PUFF! PUFF! PASS!….PUFF! PUFF! PASS! DON’T BE GREEDY WITH THE WEEDY! SHARE IT BASTARDS, EVEN IF IT’S YOUR OWN SHIT! NOTHING SUCKS MORE ASS THEN A GREEDY WEEDY PERSON WITH THEIR STASH!

5) DON’T BE A DUMBASS AND START SELLING TO PEOPLE YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW! I KNOW MOST KNOW THIS ALREADY….BUT, APPARENTLY NOT THOUGH…BECAUSE THEY KEEP GETTING CAUGHT WITH THE DUMBASS UNDERCOVER BASTARDS! ONLY GO THROUGH PEOPLE YOU KNOW….AND THEIR FRIENDS! SELL! SELL! SELL! MAKE THAT MONEY HONEY! BUT, JUST DON’T PRETEND YOUR LIKE FUCKING WALMART, LIKE TRYING TO START YOUR OWN WEEDMART… AND TRY TO BRANCH OFF TOO MUCH, BECAUSE YOUR BOUND TO GET CAUGHT!

6) DON’T SMOKE 20,000 THOUSAND TIMES A DAY, TRY AND KEEP IT DOWN TO ABOUT 10,000 TIMES A DAY. THIS WAY YOU WON’T COME ACROSS AS A HARD-CORE POT HEAD! AND YOUR CHANCES OF LIVING LONGER WILL BE GREATER! THINK OF IT THIS WAY….THE LESS YOU SMOKE A DAY, THE BETTER CHANCES YOU’LL LIVE UNTIL YOUR HAIR TURNS GREY! AND YOU KNOW YOU’LL BE WANTING TO SMOKE WHEN YOU ARE THAT OLD TO LOL!

Ok…I think that about covers it! If I think of anymore shit..I’ll update this post then lol. Good luck bastards…keep them things in mind ok. Again..I’m the teacher you are the students! And…PLEASE SMOKE A JOINT OR POUND OF WEED FOR ME LOL! HAHAHA! Lataz

Twisted