I SHOULD HAVE POSTED THIS BEFORE! IF YOU OWN A SHOE STORE, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR WALLET AND START RUNNING YOUR STORE RIGHT!
Here is some pointers to help make your business better!
1) STOP BEING A FUCKING DUMBASS!
2) IF YOU HAD ANY BRAINS, YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO KEEP YOUR STOCK ON HAND, JUST INCASE SO CUSTOMERS DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT FUCKING MONTH TO COME BACK AND HOPE THEIR SHOE SIZES WILL BE IN!
3) BUY 10 TIMES MORE SHOES IN THE SIZE OF 12’S! EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I GO TO GET A PAIR OF SHOES, THERE IS NEVER ANY IN! COME PEOPLE! GET WITH IT! OR STOP SELLING SHOES! IT’S LIKE THAT AT EVERY SHOE STORE! I GO TO GET A PAIR OF VANS IN SIZE 12’S AND THERE IS NEVER ANY THERE! WHAT THE FUCK!?!? IF YOU WERE SMART, YOU’D KNOW THAT CERTAIN TIME OF THE MONTH WHERE MOST OF EACH SIZE IS OUTTA STOCK, START FUCKING ORDERING AHEAD OF TIME! THAT WAY WHEN MOST ARE OUT, YOU’LL HAVE THEM RIGHT THERE AND READY!
(Example: If you know, just by each month…say, all the size 12’s of vans are gone by the 10th of the month, BUY MORE STOCK THE WEEK BEFORE AND HAVE IT SHIPPED OVERNIGHT OR SOMETHING! This way…when the 10th comes up and the size 12 vans are almost out, the backups will be there waiting!)
4) HAVE YOUR STUPID EMPLOYEES WORK A LITTLE BIT HARDER! THEY ARE STARTING TO SLACK OFF AND SHIT! HOW CAN ANYONE FIND OUT WHAT SIZES ARE IN STOCK, IF THEY ARE SPENDING MORE TIME UP AT THE COUNTER PICKING AT THEIR ASS CRACKS OR STOCKING SHOES THAT NO ONE WANTS ANYWAYS. THEY DON’T EVEN COME AROUND AND ASK IF YOU NEED HELP ANYMORE! JESUS! I WISH I WAS THE MANAGER THERE, I’LL SHOW YA HOW TO RUN YOUR OWN BUSINESS STUPID-FUCKNUTS!
5) KEEP THE FUCKING AIR CONDITIONER TURNED DOWN A BIT, NO ONE WANTS TO BE THINKING ABOUT BUYING SNOW BOOTS OR SHOES IN THE FUCKING SUMMER TIME! SOME PLACES YOUR FUCKING SHIVERING TO DEATH AND CAN’T GET THE SHOES ON RIGHT, BECAUSE YOUR DAMN ARMS ARE SHAKING TOO MUCH!
6) GET RID OF THE SHOES THAT LOOK LIKE SHIT! I SWEAR, MOST OF THE SHOES ANYMORE LOOK LIKE THEY CAME FROM A FUCKED UP 1970’s DECADE OR SOMETHING! THEY JUST LOOK PLAIN RETARDED…JUST LIKE YOUR SHITTY ASS SIGN YOU CALL YOUR LOGO!
7) HAVE THE DEMO SHOES PRE-LACED UP! THIS WAY, ONE DOESN’T HAVE TO SPEND 5 EXTRA HOURS IN YOUR STUPID STORE…JUST LACING THEM UP SO THEY CAN TRY THEM ON!
8) GET RID OF ALL THE MALE EMPLOYEES AND JUST GET SEXY GIRLS WITH BIG TITS! THIS WAY WHEN OR IF THEY HELP SOMEONE TRY ON SHOES, THE MEN CAN LOOK DOWN THEIR SHIRTS AND SEE SOME CLEVAGE!
9) HAVE THINGS MARKED DOWN MOST OF THE TIME! NO ONE WANTS TO SPEND A FUCKING FORTUNE ON SANDALS JUST BECAUSE OF THE NAME! YOU ARE GETTING ALOT LESS THEN A HIGH TOP SHOE! THE SANDALS SHOULDN’T BE COSTING ABOUT 20% LESS THEN HIGH TOPS COST! THAT’S LIKE: WHEN A CARTON OF MARLBORO COST ABOUT $43.00, THEY WOULD BE CHARGED $33.00 FOR A 5 PACK!
10) THE NUMBER ONE POINTER IS! GIVE UP THE OWNERSHIP TO SOMEONE THAT KNOWS HOW TO RUN IT BETTER THEN YOU! I WOULD SUGGEST ELEMENTRY KIDS OR HIGH SCHOOL KIDS! I’M SURE THEY’LL RUN IT BETTER!
I’m fucking tired of running around the damn world in hopes to find size 12 vans! It’s bullshit! It’s like going to a cigarette outlet to buy your brand of cigarettes and they don’t have it in! You gotta wait until the next month! YOU ONLY SELL SHOES FOR FUCK SAKES! IT’S NOT LIKE YOU ARE WALMART AND HAVE MANY THINGS TO ORDER! GOD! KEEP THE SHOES IN STOCK AT ALL TIMES BASTARDS! OR CUSTOMERS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO CHARGE YOU FOR WASTED GAS, BECAUSE.. YOUR A DUMBASS, FOR NOT KEEPING SHOES IN STOCK! I’m done..later
Twisted