KEEP YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE JUNK FOOD ISLE AT THE GROCERY STORE!

Here are some pointers to help you lose weight! Now…if you follow these you’ll lose weight quick!

1) WORK AT MY OLD SHITTY JOB! THEY DON’T HAVE THE AC ON… SO YOU SHOULD LOSE ABOUT 2 TO 5 POUNDS A DAY!

2) EVERYTIME YOU THINK ABOUT  JUNK FOOD, PUT $5.00 THAT YOU WOULD NORMALLY SPEND ON TWINKIES OR CUPCAKES OR WHATEVER..INTO A JAR AND SAVE IT TOWARDS A LIPOSUCTION PROCEDURE! BY THE END OF THE WEEK, YOU SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH SAVED TO HAVE IT DONE!

3) KEEP YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE ICECREAM BOX AND SODA POPS! IF YOUR TIRED OF BEING FAT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT OTHER THEN MAKING IT WORSE!

4) QUIT BEING LAZY! EXERCISE OR SOMETHING! AND…NO! I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT REPETITIONS OF LIFTING ONE CUPCAKE TO YOUR MOUTH AND THEN ANOTHER ONE! I’M TALKING ABOUT SOME ACTUAL EXERCISING LIKE: RUNNING, BIKING, SIT-UPS, PUSH-UPS AND STUFF! AND NO, I DON’T MEAN RUNNING AFTER THE ICE-CREAM TRUCK EITHER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN FATTY!

5) QUIT BITCHING OR BLAMING PEOPLE FOR YOUR FATNESS! IT’S YOUR DOING, EXCEPT IT AND DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE IT FOR THE BETTER!

Ok, I think that’s about it for now…ta ta.. fat asses! Night night…sweet dreams about that wide variety of ice-creams!

Twisted