IT FUCKING SUCKS ASS! THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THEN SITTING ON THE BACK BURNER, BECAUSE SOME BITCH IS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE CURRENT BOYFRIEND AND THEN WANTS ME FOR HELP OR A POSSIBLE BACK UP RELATIONSHIP!

It’s like this:

[THEM:] HEY TWISTED! I WANT YOU NOW, BECAUSE ME AND MY STUPID BF ARE HAVING PROBLEMS AND SHIT! CAN YOU HELP ME WITH SUCH AND SUCH A PROBLEM (AND AT SAME TIME LEADING ME ON, GIVING ME THE IMPRESSION THAT THEY WANT TO GET WITH ME TO!)

[ME:] YEAH! I’LL TRY AND HELP YOU! AND IN THE MEANTIME, YOU CAN MAKE ME UP A SIGN THAT SAYS “STUPIDFUCK!” SO I CAN WEAR IT ON MY FORHEAD! BECAUSE IM BEING THE BIGGEST DUMBASS FOR FALLING FOR THIS STUPID KIDDY BULLSHIT AND LIES!

AND EVEN WHEN I DO TRY AND HELP, IT DON’T MATTER ANY FUCKING WAYS… BECAUSE YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME FROM THE START! AND WHEN THE SHIT REALLY DOES HAPPEN, LIKE I SAID IT WOULD, YOU DON’T CARE, YOU JUST KEEP GOING ALONG WITH THE KIDDY BULLSHIT RELATIONSHIP, AND FALLING THE FOR THE STUPID SHIT YOU DIDN’T WANT TO HAPPEN TO YOU FROM THE START! ANYTHING TO HELP DUMBASS #1!

Like I said before, it’s just like playing house! I’ll be the dad, you can be the mom and so and so can be the kid! Yeah! This will be fun! Nothing ever lasts like you want it to and everything relationship wise is just a bunch of bullshit!

Here  below is a small list of rules people should follow from now!

1) FUCK RELATIONSHIPS! THE ONLY GOOD THING YOU GET OUT OF IT… IS THERAPY!

2) STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX UNLESS YOU HAVE IT UPFRONT IT’S JUST FOR THE SEX! AND THEN WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM GOD DAMN IT! SO YA DON’T GET TIED DOWN TO A LYING USING WHORE BAG SLUT AND HAVE TO PAY OUT 3/4 OF A SHITTY PAYCHECK EVERY MONTH… BECAUSE THE BITCH REALLY WANTS THAT CHILD SUPPORT MONEY TO GO SHOPPING WITH!

3) IF YOU SMELL THE SCENT OF BULLSHIT BACK BURNER SITTING COMING ON! LEAVE QUICKLY AND DON’T FALL FOR IT LIKE I ALWAYS DO! YOU NEVER GET ANY WHERE….ANY FUCKING WAYS!

4) FOR THE GUYS! JUST WORRY ABOUT THAT GOOD PAYING JOB AND BUYING YOURSELF THINGS! FUCK BUYING FOR THE WOMEN! IF YOU DON’T LOSE THE MONEY WITH CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS YOU WILL LOSE IT FOR SURE, AT THE MALL ON THEIR BULLSHIT SHITTY STUFF!

Welp! I think that about covers it for this shitty posts! Good luck.. fuck-nuts! It’s time for bed, I got work in a few hours…..ta ta….

Twisted