…NOT!! TIME TO FREEZE YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF!!
It fucking sucks! You can’t do shit in the winter really. Too bad we couldn’t just sleep through the winter time and not have to eat, work, pay bills or anything. Just curl up in a fucking bed or something, in a house with the heat up to like 70 to 75.
Everyone in the world wouldn’t do shit in the winter time, no matter where you live. Everyone would just be sleeping till the next spring. That would be fucking awesome! Here’s a small list of why it would be awesome!
1) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BUYING SHITTY SHOVELS OR SNOW BLOWERS, TO SHOVEL OR SNOW BLOW THE DAMN SIDEWALKS AND DRIVE WAYS!
2) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CLEANING THE SHITTY SNOW OFF YOUR CAR, PORCH ROOFS, ROADS OR ANYTHING!
3) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING TO SHITTY WORK OR SHIT SCHOOL IN THE SHITTY ASS WEATHER!
4) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT POSSIBLY CATCHING A CRAP COLD OR SOMETHING SERIOUS!
5) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING INTO AN ACCIDENT, BECAUSE SOME DUMBASS LIKES TO “FLOOR IT” OR BRAKE TOO LATE ON SLIPPERY, ICY ROADS.. AFTER THEY ARE ALREADY GOING 50 TO 60 MPH!
6) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE FUCKING PIPES FREEZING UP IN THE HOUSE OR CELLAR, SO YOUR WATER ISN’T GOING TO TAKE AN EXTRA COUPLE MINUTES TO GET HOT!
7) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WEARING 20 LAYERS OF CLOTHES TO KEEP YOUR ASS WARM, WHEN REALLY IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR, YOUR STILL A WALKING FUCKING SNOWMAN!
8) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WASTING A HALF GALLON OR GALLON OF GAS EVERY TIME YOU START YOU CAR TO MAKE SURE THE CAR IS WARM BEFORE LEAVING FOR SOME WHERE! AND YOUR STILL GOING TO BE COLD ANY FUCKIN WAYS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET OUTTA THE CAR SOMETIME! AND THEN WHEN DOING WHAT YOUR DOING, AND GET BACK INTO THE CAR, IT’S FUCKING COLD AGAIN, SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER HOW MANY GOD DAMN MINUTES TILL IT GETS WARM ALL OVER AGAIN!
9) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BUYING STUPID “QUICK JOE” TO MELT THE ICE AWAY FROM THE SIDEWALKS AND WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CLEANING THE ICE OUTTA OF THE SPOUTINGS!
10) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE STUPID ASS FUCKING “WINTER TIME” IN GENERAL! BECAUSE THE WINTER SUCKS MASSIVE HORSE WANG! YOU JUST CAN’T DO JACK SHIT! IT’S BORING AS FUCK, YOU FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF EVERY GOD DAMN DAY AND EAT JUNK FOOD SO YOU CAN GET FAT, AND THEN BITCH ABOUT IT TO YOUR FRIENDS IN THE NEXT SPRING TIME!
Besides Christmas time, there’s nothing! Welp! That covers it for this post lmao! I’m out…lata…