Just when I thought my dumbass girlfriend got enough sleep, I was wrong! I mean shit…18 to 20 hours or more a day isn’t long enough…

I mean shit, why can’t I just smack up her upside the fucking head to give her a coma, and then she can sleep for weeks on end. And even IF she wakes up, she could go back to bed AGAIN!

Because, after all, why should she be awake during our relationshit? It’s not like we have this wonderful fucking relationship where she might actually learn something from it all, even though I have been there and done it before.