Ya just have to LOVE emails like this, they just beg to be made fun of!

Here’s the email below, then below that is going to be snippets of it including my responses to each part…

Subject Title: Something interesting for you

You want to forget about your sexual troubles?

You dont know how? Here a recipe for you….

The recipe is on the site:
wetiues.com

Best regards and have a perfect nights

“You want to forget about your sexual troubles?”

Sometimes I want to forget the sexual troubles, but then again…there really isn’t any troubles. Well, the only main trouble is, having the ALONE TIME together to do anything… Yes, that does suck… I’d like to forget about THAT, but it’s not possible. Ah well, some day the “Alone Time” will be there…

“You dont know how?”

Of course I know HOW, just ask your wife or daughter… they’ll tell ya!

“Here a recipe for you….

The recipe is on the site:
wetiues.com”

Uh, no thanks! I really don’t NEED a recipe for “it”… I do up my OWN recipes for this kind of things.. thanks anyway fuck-face!

“Best regards and have a perfect nights”

Don’t worry spammer bastard, once I get my own place, every night will be a perfect night…