Fucking Napster emails…

Subject Title: Napster: We miss you

Uh, I’m sorry to hurt your feelings, but I never missed you! And if your company and you committed suicide, I STILL wouldn’t miss you! Now kindly go fuck yourselves to hell… thanks..

To ensure receipt of your Napster email, please add
napster @ email.napster.com to your address book.

Uh, how about NOT. SORRY!

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Aren’t I already subscribed to your shitty ass fucking email list? I mean, shit, I’m still getting these fucking crappy ass emails I never give a shit about anyway! Well, that’s gonna change cause I UN-subscribing now… Fucking pieces of fucking shit… FUCK OFF!

Dear XXXXXXX,

We’ve been trying to reach you and noticed you haven’t been reading
your Napster Newsletters. We are concerned you might be missing out
on some great features.

Fuckin cry a river you piece of shit. You ain’t concerned about me and what I’m missing out on or whatever… You’re just saying this shit to try and be all “buddy buddy” with me… Sorry, you’re a loser, you’d never be my buddy… You’re emails are shit and they flushed instantly like the shit they are… FLUSH! Oops, was that a toilet flushing? Yes, yes it was… Fuck your new features… and fuck you too. Go cry now, boo hoo!

Every edition of the Napster Newsletter is full of new releases, staff picks, playlists, special offers, and more. It’s our way of
bringing the best in music to you.

Please take a moment to give us your feedback on the newsletter.
Click here to take our talkback survey and let us know why you
haven’t been reading.
http://email.napster.com/a/
tBH1ZqFAan4t2B2czMnBEXY$HTU/surv-3?t=
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I ain’t clicking any of your shitty ass fucking links. As for the “feedback”, here’s mine.. this post is FULL of my feedback for you… Enjoy it! Cause I sure did! Now kindly go destroy yourselves and commit fucking suicide you fucking Napster sons of bitches… FUCKING DIE!!

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