Category Archives: Twisted Jokes
- 6 December, 2022
- Aww…A Christmas card from a neighbor…how sweet!– also posted in General, It Is Said
It’s that time of year again, time for sending out Christmas Cards! Isn’t this Christmas card sweet? It’s from a neighbor… It makes ya feel all warm and special, almost Christmagasmic… Twisted
- 25 November, 2005
- I’m starting my own fan club! Fuck everyone else!
I HAVE TWO FANS SO FAR! AND I WAS THINKING HOW AWESOME IT WOULD BE TO MAKE MY OWN FAN CLUB! THESE TWO FANS BELOW ARE COOL AS HELL AND HELP KEEP ME GOING THROUGH THE NIGHT, BECAUSE.. THEY ARE JUST SO COOL! They decided to send me their pictures so I can put them […]
- 14 November, 2005
- Old Mc Dumbass Donald’s Fucking Farm…
FUCKING TWISTED STYLE! I know it’s suppose to be Mac Donald, but… I said fuck it and made the stupid ass Red-Headed Bitch Clown the owner of the fucking farm. Just picture his ass skating around on the ice with his faggish clown pants and boots singing this song! Old (Mac) Mc Donald’s Fucking Dumbass Farm! Sing it […]
- 1 June, 2004
- You know you are a Bipolar Bitch if….
You know you are a bipolar if…. 1) If 99% of the guys that hangout with you spend all their time kissing your ass rather thentelling you how they really feel about you because they don’t wanna end up getting therapy! 2) 1% of the men are telling you off and how they really feel […]
- 30 April, 2004
- I Love It When…
I Love It When… 1) Someone asks to borrow like $5.00 or $10.00 and they say they will pay you back right away…but it takes 5 or 10 years by the time you actually get it back. 2) Someone calls every 5 minutes through out a day to see if that specific person is home […]
- 30 April, 2004
- Annoying Debt Collectors…
Them: Hi! Mr. SoAndSo! I’m calling about a debt you haven’t paid on since 99! I was wondering if you’d like to make a payment of at least $50.00? I would just need your checking acct info or credit card….it’s that easy… You: If it’s so easy, can you make the first $50.00 payment for […]
- 30 April, 2004
- Ring!….Ring!…..Ring!!!
Well! I made these twisted messages up that someone would get when calling your cell phone all the damn time driving you nuts! JUST LIKE MY BRO DID TO ME! DROVE ME FUCKIN NUTS! He inspired me to do these lmao! Ring!….Ring!…..Ring!!! 1) Hello..? I can’t answer the phone the right now….I’m either doing your […]
- 30 April, 2004
- You Know You’re Cheap When…..
Below here is some twisted jokes or whatever I had made up while being on the shitter taking a big ass SHIT! They might not be really funny but…deal with it fuckers! You Know You’re Cheap When… 1) You think everything in the Dollar General Store is too expensive…and can’t wait for them to mark […]