Tag Archives: cock
- 4 February, 2008
- Dear Mother Satan, please shut the fuck up and adjust that crooked tampon…– also tagged bitch, bossy, closet, crooked, crying, depends, expensive, horse, mother, paint, pissy, project, Satan, suck, tampon, whiny, willies
Ah yes, another day at shit work and nothing like a pissy whiny “Mother Satan” old bossy bitch lady to make things even more enjoyable! NOT! Anyway, here’s what happened today… I got into work today and she asked me if I painted over the weekend. I replied “yes, why?” She said, “where did you […]
- 12 December, 2007
- Various vagina lips…– also tagged camel toe, camel toes, clam, clit, dick, fuck, Gaping Maw, gross, guys, hamburger buns, hell, images, lick, licky, lips, pictures, porn, pussy, pussy lips, slop, vagina, various, yo-yo
Okay, this was brought up in another post of mine. Why do female pussy lips vary in shapes, and looks? I mean, you have the famous “hamburger bun” lips, and “camel toes”. Which are HOT!! Then you have those pussy lips that just look like a wrinkled old grandmas pussy, sagging there like wrinkled slop of flesh… […]
- 10 February, 2007
- A MOUTH ONLY A COCK WOULD LOVE…– also tagged chicklets, commit suicide, cums, day, farmer, krystole, layouts, love, mouth, night, overhaul, photoshop, pictures, public welfare system, shotgun, spend, steal, teeth, themes, toothless, waste
“You” wouldn’t have to worry about drag marks, or deep gouges. Open up wider Krystole, I mean toothless.. in cums a cock! While browsing online, it’s amazing the shit you can find on people.. If I was this chick waking up every fucking morning, and had to look at this face in the damn mirror, […]