WELP! IT’S FINALLY THE TIME FOR IT! YAY!

Here below is what I wrote up for the two weeks notice. But, this is the more mature and calm way of doing it. Which I figured I’d better do, so I have “good standing” with them, just for future purposes and such ya know? Then below that is the version I really wanted to write up, and it was hard as hell not to! LOL!

Head Person (name not enclosed for on here),

Here is my two weeks notice. I will work up until July 12th. The reason for my notice is, I was offered a job with more hours, benefits and better pay. Thank you for the opportunity of working here until I have aquired a full time job.

Mr Twisted – July, 2, 2004

Here below is the version I really wanted to write, but.. figured I’d better not lmao!

Dear Bitch Stupid-Visor,

HERE IS MY FUCKING TWO WEEKS NOTICE FINALLY! YOU CAN TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU FUCKING SLAVE DRIVING, NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!

I GOT A MUCH BETTER JOB NOW, AND I DON’T NEED THIS FUCKING CHEAP ASS, NO BENEFIT SUPPLYING CESSPOOL OF FUCKING BIPOLAR BITCH SHIT! THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING JOKE AND I’M SURE A BUNCH OF ELEMENTARY KIDS COULD RUN IT BETTER THEN YOU DUMBASSES!

NOW YOU CAN RELISH IN THE FACT THAT YOUR STUCK WITH A BUNCH OF STUPID ASS BITCHES THAT DON’T REALLY KNOW SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING! ALL YOUR LONG LASTED, MORE EXPERIENCED WORKERS ARE ALMOST ALL GONE! WELL! EXCEPT THE DUMBASS DAYSHIT PEOPLES LOL! BUT…MOST OF THEM WILL LEAVE TO I’M SURE! COUNT THE DAYS BITCHES! ONE DOWN, 4 MORE TO GO! ATLEAST ON THE NIGHT SHIFT CREW!

I WISH YOU THE BEST ON HIRING NEW (SUCKERS) PEOPLE AND HAVING THEM STAY LONGER THEN TWO WEEKS! I’M SURE THEY WON’T, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT IN DESPARATE NEED OF A SHIT JOB! THANKS FOR NOTHING FUCK-NUTS. O.. AND MY BALLS NEED WASHED SO START LICKING BITCHES! 

SINCERELY,

MR TWISTED BASTARD

There, I could make up more versions I’m sure, but…I gotta go to bed quick so I can get to work tomorrow and shove my TWO WEEKS NOTICE up their fucking asses. Laterz…