folks

I started working there a year ago, and back then the memberships never really climbed at all. It was usually the same damn members day in and day out… but lately, wow… they are really on the up and up…

What’s funny, but yet sad, is that most of the NEW members aren’t fat ass slobs! They’re just normal sized folks, wanting to stay fit, slim, and to just build up some muscles…

I guess it’s just fair to say that the fat fucks don’t really need to come to the YMCA to work-out or whatever, climbing out of bed in the mornings is about the same equivalent as daily work-out at the YMCA…

But, here a couple suggestions anyway though:

1. Stay away from the junk food and TVs 24-fucking-7! Sure, getting out of bed is an exercise for ya, but ya ruin it for yourselves when entering the living-rooms and kitchens…The refrigerators, cupboards, video games, and TVs constantly calling your names and shit… “Hey fatty, come here… I got something goooood for youuuuu… ” God damn lazy fat fucks.
2. Maybe you SHOULD try working out at the YMCA! I don’t really think that daily exercise of crawling out of bed in the morning is working too good. It might actually help you lose a few ounces more a day than the current exercise technique.