Tag Archives: lazy
- 28 March, 2010
- Summer Time…– also tagged applications, bother, bullshit, CareerLink, doers, economy, employers, face it, family, fan, fat, fatness, friends, grand parents, health care, house, hypocrites, internet, lazies, Lazy Fuck, losers, miles, Obama, parents, picnics, reunion, screwed, season, summer time, winter
Ah yes, the time for spending time with family you don’t really give a shit about anyway, and you gotta do things you don’t wanna do… Not to mention having to do more work around the house that you rather not do, and last but not least, family reunion picnics and shit. It’s the season […]
- 6 May, 2008
- AOL’s Point and Speak…– also tagged Amazing Grace, AOL, attic, bastards, Brady, Britney, Britney Spears, chick, Christ, Christian, church, cum, cumming, damn, dead, drunk, felt, Florida, free, fucking, good, groaning, grunting, Hawaii, headset, healthy, house, huge, Jamaica, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lord, love, mic, microphone, moaning, month, ookingdom.com, point, Point and Speak, porn, report, sacramento.craigslist.org, sales, school, sex, shit, shit log, slur, software, sound, speak, Spears, Sunday, trip, wireless, work, years, younger
A few years ago, I bought that AOL Point and Speak software… Why? Because, it’s every lazy person’s dream! You don’t have to type! You just chat into a stupid microphone and the software types it out for you! It was SO awesome too! Well, KIND OF awesome anyway. It did SUCK having to go back through […]
- 18 March, 2008
- YMCA Memberships are constantly on the up and up at work…– also tagged bed, climbing, cupboards, fat, fatty, fit, folks, fucks, memberships, morning, muscles, names, refrigerators, slim, TV, TVs, video games, work-out, workout, YMCA
I started working there a year ago, and back then the memberships never really climbed at all. It was usually the same damn members day in and day out… but lately, wow… they are really on the up and up… What’s funny, but yet sad, is that most of the NEW members aren’t fat ass […]
- 10 June, 2004
- Shaving Is A Bitch….– also tagged bastard, bill, cut, face, hair, head, hell, Lift and Cut Technology, money, Nads, Norelco, plastic, rashy, shaved, shaver, shit
EVERY GOD DAMN DAY MY FACE NEEDS SHAVED AND IT PISSES ME OFF! I wish the god damn hair on the top of my head grew as fast as my damn facial hair… jesus! Most of the time I shave my face right before work….and it seems like by the time I get home after an […]
- 1 June, 2004
- Mowing the grass is a pain in the Ass!– also tagged ass, break, clippings, dial, future, gallon, gas, grass, ground, growing, invent, motto, mowers, mowing, pain, place, shit, sleep, slogan, stains, waste
MOWING THE GRASS IS A BIG PAIN IN THE ASS! It seems like every 2 to 3 days you have to get out the fucking lawn mowers and waste all that $2.00 a gallon of gas just to mow the damn grass! IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT DIDN’T FUCKING RAIN ALL THE DAMN TIME! JESUS! The god […]