WOULDN’T THAT FUCKING SUCK ASS!? DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT IT!? I DO!

Thanks to certain TV shows and shit! Now..everytime I wanna wack-off, I try and hide! Because.. I keep thinking the ANGELS or SPIRITS are right there watching me! Sometimes I say out-loud, but.. not too loud…go away…give me some privacy god damn it!

NOW I WOULDN’T MIND IT, IF THAT SEXY ANGEL FROM “TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL” WAS WATCHING ME! BUT..THEM OTHER ONES, THAT WOULD BE A TURN-OFF!

Can you just imagine, porning on the net and wacking off…and having an angel or two right there watching you do it! Here below is probably what they are saying to each other:

1) I wish I was human so I can wack-off once!

2) There he goes again god damn it! Wacking-off to hardcore porn and shit!

3) Hey watch it buddy….that load was cumming straight at me! AIM IT SOME WHERE ELSE GOD DAMN IT!

4) O-NO! You shot it right in my ANGEL PARTNER’S MOUTH! You sick and twisted bastard you! If I can’t do it, then you shouldn’t be aloud to either!

5) Hey! The walls in his bedroom are bright white…just like in HEAVEN!

6) 50 more strokes and he’ll be done!

7) How much do you wanna bet, that he will be wacking off for another 6 hours before he finally calls it quits!

8) DAMN! HE HAS A BIG DICK! HIS IS BIGGER THEN MINE!

9) Hey! Look at that sick bastard down there on his knees giving that horse a knob-job!

10) JESUS! That sick fuck is wacking-off to child porn! I’m going to mysteriously send his email addy and house address to the cops and shit, with a note saying I HAVE TONS OF CHILD PORN ON MY COMPUTER, BECAUSE, I’M A DUMBASS AND I’M LOOKING TO GET CAUGHT ANY FUCKING WAYS! 

There! That’s all I can think of for now! But, yeah…that would really suck if they are there watching you wack-off or whatever….wouldn’t it? I think so… anyways….I’m done….laterz.

Twisted

P.S. Welp, it’s time to go and wack off! Wish me luck!