Old people do not need to drive anymore….

AND..THE COPS WORRY ABOUT YOUNG AND OR STUPID PEOPLE, BEING DRUNK AND DRIVING! AH!

I think the cops need to worry about the old people driving rather then the younger kids and drunk drivers! Jesus! THEY NEED THEIR LICENSES REVOKED FOR GOOD! I have seen it already a number of times….old ladys and paps ramming into the back of other cars and causing accidents…or running off the road themselves and fucking up their cars really bad!

Just the other day while going to work, I seen this kid get out of his car and look at the back bumper, because some old lady didn’t stop in time and hit his car’s rear-end. It must not have been too bad, because he wasn’t really pissed off…and he got back into his car and took off like a bat outta hell lol! And I noticed at the next light, he kept watching his rearview because she was coming up behind him again…..hahaha… Damn!

Even my pap scares me while driving with him, because he tends to drive off to the right-side of the road where the grooves are made, and sometimes he starts going into the on-coming traffic lane, and I’m like shit! PAP!.. STAY BETWEEN YOUR LINES! I THINK ALL THE OLDER PEOPLES NEED TO GIVE UP THEIR DRIVERS LICENSE BEFORE SOMEONE ENDS UP WITH A DEATH CERTIFICATE!

Here below is a little list of why their licenses should be revoked for good!

1) THEIR VISION IS SHITTY

2) THEIR RESPONSE TIME SUCKS ASS!

3) THEIR REFLEXES ARE SHOT!

4) THEY.. THEMSELVES ARE SHOT TO SHIT!

5) THEIR CARS ARE USUSALLY WAY TOO BIG FOR THEM TO START WITH, AND THEY CAN’T REALLY HANDLE THAT SIZE CAR ANYMORE! BE KINDA LIKE GILLIGAN STEERING THE TITANIC!

6) THEIR CARS ARE SHITTY JUST LIKE THEM! EVEN IF THEIR CARS COULD DRIVE ITSELF, IT WOULD STILL CAUSE AN ACCIDENT… BECAUSE IT’S A PIECE SHIT! AND WOULDN’T DRIVE ANY BETTER THEN THEM IF IT COULD!

7) THEY CAN’T STAY BETWEEN THE DAMN LINES! I MEAN FOR CHRIST’S SAKES, THE LINES ARE BIG AND COLORED, EVEN A HALF BLIND PERSON COULD SEE IT, AND I’M SURE A HALF BLIND PERSON WOULD DRIVE BETTER THEN THEM OLD BASTARDS!

8) MOST OLD PEOPLES CAN’T EVEN PUMP THEIR OWN GAS, BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO STUPID OR WEAK!

9) THEY SPEND TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING AT THE SCENERY RATHER THEN KEEPING THEIR EYES ON THE DAMN ROAD! FUCKING SUNDAY DRIVERS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS AND NEED TO TAKE THEIR SUNDAY DRIVE UP AND DOWN THE THEIR OWN DAMN DRIVEWAY AND STAY THE FUCK OFF THE MAIN ROADS!

10) THEY ARE JUST OLD AND STUPID AND NEED TO STAY HOME AND WATCH WHEEL OF FORTUNE, PRICE IS RIGHT AND THE 700 CLUB OR SOMETHING!

Twisted

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