AT&T’s old motto or slogan…

REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE!

Here below is some of my versions….I dunno why I was thinking about it or why I wanted to make my own shit up…but, fuck it, here goes:

1) REACH OUT AND RUB MY NUTS!

2) REACH OUT AND LICK MY HAIRY BALL SACKS!

3) REACH OUT AND STROKE MY COCK!

4) REACH OUT AND PUNCH YOUR EX-BITCH-WIFE!

5) REACH OUT AND TITTY TWIST YOUR BITCHE’S NIPPLES!

6) REACH OUT AND BITCH SMACK YOUR WIFE!

7) REACH OUT AND FINGER MY ASSHOLE!

8) REACH OUT AND SNAP MY HAIRY BALL SACKS!

9) REACH OUT AND FUCK SOMEONE!

10) REACH OUT AND STRANGLE SOMEONE!

11) REACH OUT AND PUNCH YOUR (MOTHER, DAD, PAP, SISTER, BROTHER OR) GRAM IN THE MOUTH!

12) REACH OUT AND STAB SOMEONE!

13) REACH OUT AND RAPE SOMEONE!

14) REACH OUT AND MOLEST SOMEONE!

17) REACH OUT AND BITCH SLAP A BIPOLAR BITCH IN THE FUCKING MOUTH!

18) REACH OUT AND GIVE A RIM-JOB!

19) REACH OUT AND GIVE ME A BLOW-JOB BITCH!

20) REACH OUT AND PUNCH PRESIDENT BUSH IN THE FACE!

There, that is all for now. If I come up with anymore, I’ll add them then! I’m out…laterz..

Twisted

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