IF YOUR IN THE LATE 20’S DO NOT GET WITH SOMEONE 10 YEARS YOUNGER! YOU ARE BOUND TO GET THE “FUCKING-OVER” OF A LIFE TIME!
I’m 28 years old and had so many god damn shitty relationships it’s not even funny! Well, my post: I MUST BE A BITCH MAGNET pretty much explains it all…but, not quite! Now there is always room for immaturity and stuff…but, not the kind of immaturity that you get from dating someone like 5 to 10 years younger then you!
What I am saying is this: IF YOU WANNA DATE SOMEONE OR GET WITH SOMEONE SERIOUSLY, DO NOT GET WITH SOMEONE WAY YOUNGER THEN YOURSELF! IT WON’T WORK! Here below is why:
1) THEY WILL CHEAT ON YOU FASTER THEN FLIES ARE ATTRACTED TO SHIT! YOU NEVER HEAR IT FROM THE YOUNGER LOVER, YOU’LL ALWAYS HEAR IT FROM ONE OF YOUR OWN FRIENDS OR YOUR YOUNGER LOVER’S FRIENDS! WHICH IS BULLSHIT TO, BECAUSE THEY CONSTANTLY TELL YOU THAT THEY WON’T CHEAT ON YOU, BUT THEN DO ANYWAYS! YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCHES NEED A LESSON OF LIFE AND LOVE! AND NOT BE ALOUD OUT ON THE STREET WITHOUT A DEGREE OR DIPLOMA, SAYING YOU GRADUATED FROM THE CLASS!
2) THERE IS NO LOYALITY THERE! YOU MIGHT BE LOYAL TO THEM….BUT, YOU WON’T GET IT IN-RETURN! WHICH IS COVERED WITH POST NUMBER 1.
3) THE MEANING OF “LOVE” = BULLSHIT! EVERYTIME I HEARD THAT WORD COMING OUTTA OF MY GIRLFRIEND’S MOUTHS, THE SAYING: “THE SHIT IS GETTING DEEP IN HERE, I BETTER GET A SHOVEL” COMES TO MIND!
4) POLITICIANS ARE MORE HONEST THEN YOUR SO CALLED “LOVE OF A LIFETIME”!
5) YOUR WONDERFUL SO CALLED “LONG-LASTING” SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP MEANS…. 5 MONTHS NO MORE! WHEN IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, YOUR ALWAYS EXPECTING IT TO LAST LONG RIGHT? AH! IT NEVER FAILS! YOU ARE USUALLY ONLY IN IT FOR LIKE 5 MONTHS NO MORE! EITHER THEY CHEAT ON YOU, BREAK-UP OVER STUPID BULLSHIT OR YOU JUST BREAK IT OFF WITH THEM, BECAUSE YOUR TIRED OF THE SHIT!
6) THE OLDER PERSON SPENDS MORE TIME ARGUING WITH THEIR YOUNGER LOVER BECAUSE THE YOUNGER ONE THINKS THEY ARE SMARTER! AH! YOUR JUST A DUMB FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS TO SHOW MORE RESPECT FOR THE OLDER AND WISER! THE NUMBER 1 RULE SHOULD BE: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN BITCHES! DON’T PLAY THE TEACHER WHEN YOUR MIND ISN’T EVEN NEAR THE POINT OF GRADUATING “THE CLASS OF LOVE AND LIFE” YET! MEANING, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN THERE, DONE IT! SO TO SPEAK! YOU THINK YOU KNOW LIFE AND ALL THE HORSESHIT, BUT REALLY YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCK-NUTS!
7) THE SO CALLED “STRONG FEELINGS” REALLY MEANS ……JUST FOR THE TIME BEING! “STRONG FEELINGS” DOESN’T MEAN SHIT ANYMORE! IT’S JUST LIKE PLAY TIME! HEY! LETS PLAY HOUSE, I’LL BE THE DAD, YOU BE THE MOM AND SO AND SO CAN BE OUR KID! OK! THIS WILL BE FUN!
8) THE NECESSARY CHORES THAT NEED DONE FOR YOUR APARTMENT OR WHATEVER WOULD NEVER GET DONE, IF IT WASN’T FOR THE OLDER ONE! THE YOUNGER LOVERS USUALLY ARE TOO OCCUPIED WITH THEIR FRIENDS, RETARDED VIDEO GAMES, THEIR HAIR OR STUPID SHIT…THAT THEY DON’T WANNA DO SOME ACTUAL WORK!
9) THE USE OF THREATS COMES TO MIND, BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED TO ME ALOT! THE YOUNGER SLUTTY, SLUT, SLUTS TEND TO USE THREATS TOWARDS THE OLDER PEOPLE! THEY LIKE TO PLAY “PUPPET-MASTERS” BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD BE IN-CONTROL! WELL! IT’S TIME FOR A REALITY CHECK BITCHES! I AM THE SCISSORS THAT CUTS THE STRINGS OF THE PUPPETS! YOU WILL NOT CONTROL NO MORE…..WHORES! IF I SMELL THE SCENT OF CONTROL FREAK SHIT COMING ON, YOUR GONE! POWERTRIPPING IS NOT ALOUD! THE ONLY TRIPPING THAT WILL BE GOING ON IS, ME TRIPPING YOU TO THE CURB WITH A SIZE 12 SHOE UP YOUR ASS!
10) DON’T FALL FOR THE BULLSHIT TRICK OF: I’LL KEEP MY MAN, BY BECOMING PREGNANT! THAT IS THE HARDEST THING TO DEAL WITH! YOUNGER BITCHES PLAY THIS GAME OF, I’LL KEEP MY MAN FOR SURE IF I HAVE HIM GET ME PREGNANT, BECAUSE I’M A DUMBASS AND STOPPED TAKING MY BIRTH-CONTROL PILLS!
THAT MOST LIKELY HAPPENS WHEN THE GIRL THINKS HER MAN IS GOING TO LEAVE HER, BECAUSE SHE IS A BITCH FROM HELL, OBNOXIOUS, A CHEATER, A SLUT IN DISGUISE OR WHATEVER! THEY MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THE MAN IS THE BAD GUY, WHEN REALLY IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND! AND THEN THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO SOCK THE GUY WITH CHILD SUPPORT AND THEY TEND TO RUIN HIS FUTURE LOVE LIFE BY SPREADING RUMORS AND SHIT TO THE NEW GIRLFRIEND HE HAS OR WHATEVER! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE JEALOUS AND STUPID EVIL BITCHES!
The lessons for today are:
For the men: IF YOU WANT A YOUNGER PERSON, DON’T GET WITH THEM SERIOUSLY, JUST HAVE THEM FOR SEX OR SOMETHING! I KNOW MOST DO THAT NOW, BUT, ALOT WANT A YOUNGER ONE FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP TO! Do what I did before, in the beginning just make it clear that it’s only for sex, nothing serious! You’d be surprised, it works and it does help! They always told me…OK! I understand! And then we went off to fuck! And then no one was hurt!
Twisted