WITH BEER!

IT’S CHEAP AND IT WORKS GREAT! AND THE COST OF THE SESSION IS ONLY $18.75! I love it! Because for the one day, or however many days you decide to have your therapy sessions, all your problems go away and you feel great! (Please note: FOR THE ALL KNOWING.. WANNA BE FUCK NUT THERAPISTS OUT THERE! I know! I know! The problems only go away for the time being, and when you wake up the next day, they are right there again anyways! Just keep your fucking mouth shut and listen bitches!)

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN! IT’S TIME TO GET A 30 PACK OF BUDWEISER AND GET SHIT FACED! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! I WISH I COULD HAVE MARRIED THE BUDWEISER FACTORY INSTEAD OF THE (NOW EX-) BITCH WIFE!

Image from: http://www.famousfoto.com/tin-signs/budweiser-beer-signs.htm

O and yes! I had done the wonderful fucking A.A. Meetings before and I follow the 12 steps every day or week! But, I’m doing it Twisted’s Style though,…..THE 12 STEPS IT TAKES TO GET FROM THE CAR TO THE INSIDE OF THE FUCKING BEER DISTRIBUTOR! LOL! THE A.A. MEETINGS WORK WONDERS, YOU ALWAYS LEARN MORE THINGS, MORE WAYS OF GETTING YOUR WONDERFUL TOOL OF THERAPY AND EVEN “HOOK-ED” UP WITH OTHER WONDERFUL THERAPISTS LIKE: MR WEED, MR COCAINE, MR CRACK (HOUSE) AND STUFF! DAMN! YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME!

Welp! I think that about raps the shit up for this post! I can’t wait until mid-next week! Laterz…

Twisted