1) IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY PLOG POSTS, MY BALLS NEED WASHED! SO START LICKING BITCHES! AND IF YOU WASH IT CORRECTLY AND I SQUIRT MY HOT STEAMY LOAD ALL OVER YOUR FACE! YOU’LL GET EXTRA CREDIT POINTS TOWARDS YOUR GRADE!
2) ASSHOLES WITH HIGHER RANKING SITES = FUCKNUTS WITH AN EGO PROBLEM AND NEED TO LICK A HORSE’S ASS CRACK AND SUCK IT’S DICK!
3) DON’T KEEP WASTING YOUR HARD EARNED AMERCIAN MADE MONEY ON MORE AMERICAN MADE HORSESHIT! JUST BUY FOREIGN PRODUCTS!
4) DON’T BE A DUMBASS AND GET THE VERI-CHIP IMPLANT! UNLESS YOU ARE SURE THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!
5) STOP BEING DAMN BITCHES ALL THE FUCKING TIME! MAYBE IF YOU WERE NICE 97% OF THE TIME, YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WOULD LAST ALOT LONGER THEN JUST 2 WEEKS MAX!
6) STOP TREATING OTHERS LIKE FUCKING SHIT, ESPECIALLY IF THEY DO NOT DO ANYTHING TO YOU TO START WITH! THAT IS FUCKING WRONG AND IGNORANT! YOU NEED A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE AND ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU’LL GET IT!
7) IF YOU ARE TAKING MEDICATIONS FOR BEING A BIPOLAR BITCH! AND EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR UP-ED YOUR DOSE, AND NO ONE SEES AN IMPROVEMENT! GET IT UP-ED EVEN HIGHER! MAYBE YOU JUST MIGHT SEE AN IMPROVEMENT AFTER HAVING TO TAKE PILLS THE SIZE OF FUCKING WATERMELONS!
8) IF YOU ARE CONSIDERED A BULLY! I WOULD SUGGEST TRYING SOMETHING NEW AND STOP BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE TO OTHER PEOPLE ALL THE DAMN TIME! YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSING ANYONE BUT YOURSELF AND IT JUST SHOWS THAT YOU MUST BE JEALOUS OF SOMETHING! SEEK A MENTOR!
9) IF YOU ARE CONSIDERED A RICH, PREPPY SNOBBISH BASTARD! TRY SPREADING THE WEALTH TO THE LESS FORTUNATE! NOT EVERYONE WAS BORN ON A SILVER PLATTER AND WAS DIAPERED WITH 100 DOLLAR BILLS! COULD YOU MAYBE GET ME OUTTA DEBT! I’M LIKE $20,000 IN THE HOLE, AND ONLY BRINGING IN LIKE $400.00 A MONTH!… COME ON! BE A GOOD SNOBBISH BASTARD AND SEND ME A CHECK! LOL! HAHAHA!
10) NO MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, YOU ARE STILL A BEAUTIFUL PERSON! DON’T LET OTHER FUCK-NUTS PUT YOU DOWN AND SO FORTH! IF YOU LET OTHERS KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING IS GETTING TO YOU, THEY WILL JUST KEEP DOING IT! THAT’S BECAUSE THEY JUST JEALOUS OF YOU AND NEED TO GET A LIFE! DON’T BOTHER WITH THEM, JUST TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF AND DIE!
11) IF YOU ARE WITH SOMEONE AND YOU THINK THEY ARE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU! DO NOT BE A DUMBASS AND FUCK IT UP, BY CHEATING OR BEING A DAMN WHINY BITCH OR ASSHOLE! IT’S THE STUPIDEST THING TO DO AND IT IS ONLY HURTING YOURSELF! IT MIGHT BE HARD TO FIND SOMEONE LIKE THAT AGAIN! BELIEVE ME!
12) NUMBER ONE LESSON IS! IF YOU ARE A GORGEOUS, IN BETWEEN LOOKING, PLUMP OR HUGE LADY OR MAN! NO MATTER WHAT, TRY TO GET LAID AND DON’T BE SO PICKY ALL THE TIME! JUST START FUCKING PEOPLE! AND OF COURSE.. USE PROTECTION LOL! JUST BE KINKY SOMETIME, AND PICK SOMEONE ON THE STREET THAT APPEARS TO BE SINGLE LIKE YOU AND ASK THEM TO FUCK! LET’S ALL TRY AND MAKE THIS SHITTY WORLD A WONDERFUL FUCKING PLACE! HAHAHA!
Hahaha…O Lord! I gotta get working on the new site layout again! I’m done with this post for now…ta ta..laterz
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