IF YOU ARE A “PACK-RAT” BASTARD….I’D SUGGEST QUITING NOW!

I know being a “pack rat” can be fun…..but, when it comes time for your life to be over…it’s just the beginning for those trying to get rid of all the shit you spent years collecting! The old saying: ONE MAN’S JUNK CAN BE ANOTHER MAN’S TREASURE! A TREASURE MY ASS! IT’S JUST A TREASURE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS IF ANYTHING! Here below is why you shouldn’t be a “Pack Rat”!

1) NOBODY REALLY NEEDS ANY OF THE BULLSHIT YOU ARE COLLECTING ANYWAYS! SOMETIMES THE SHIT MIGHT COME IN HANDY….BUT, 98.999% OF THE TIME, IT DOESN’T!

2) ALL THAT EXTRA SHIT AROUND YOUR HOUSE OR GARAGES, CONFUSES PEOPLE.. BECAUSE THEY THINK IT’S A LAND-FILL AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF PEOPLE WANT TO BRING THEIR TRASH TO YOUR HOUSE AND DROP IT!

3) YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY FUCKING ROOM TO MOVE AROUND OR STORE YOUR GOOD STUFF! ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU HAVE BEEN COLLECTING TAKES UP 96% OF PROPERTY AREA OR LAND!

4) IT’S A PAIN IN THE ASS TO GET RID OF IT… WHEN NEED BE! WHO IN THE HELL IS REALLY GOING TO WANT TONS OF PLASTIC CONTAINERS AND SHIT!? THEY MIGHT COME IN HANDY HERE AND THERE, BUT..NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE A FEW THOUSAND PLASTIC SLEDS OUT OF, IF RECYCLED!

It’s like, HEY! LETS COLLECT ALL OF THAT GUY’S JUNK SO WE MAKE HIS PLACE CLEANER AND NICER, AND MAKE OUR PLACE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING LAND-FILL! YEAH! ANYTHING TO HELP OUT A STRANGER!

Here below is a few good things about being a “pack-rack” fuck-nut! And please note: I said “a couple” of good things!

1) YOU COULD BE A SUB-WHOLESALER TO THE OTHER “PACK RAT” FUCK-NUTS! IF THEY DON’T HAVE CERTAIN THINGS THAT THEY WANT OR NEED, THEY COULD ALWAYS CALL YOU UP, BECAUSE.. YOU HAVE TEN TIMES MORE SHIT THEN THEM! AND THEY KNOW IT! BECAUSE ALL THE PACK-RAT BASTARDS KEEP IN TOUCH!

2) YOU COULD START YOUR OWN SMALL BUSINESS AND EVEN MAYBE SUPPLY BIGGER STORES LIKE WALMART, NAPA AUTO, PEP-BOYS AND SHIT! IF THEY NEED TO ORDER A FEW DOZEN LAG BOLTS OR ALTERNATOR BOLTS OR SOMETHING, YOUR THE PERFECT PERSON TO CALL FOR A CHEAP BARGIN!

3) YOU COULD PROLLY MAKE MILLIONS! EVEN THOUGH YOU WANT TO KEEP ALL THIS SHIT, SOME DAY YOU MIGHT REALLY WANT TO GET RID OF IT ALL AND TAKE IT TO THE LAND-FILL, AND.. YOU KNOW HOW SOME PLACES PAY FOR IT BY THE POUND? WELL…JUST THINK OF ALL THEM TRUCK LOADS OF SHIT YOU’D BE MAKING MONEY FROM!

Welp! I think that about covers it for this post! You can’t really speak too much on it because it’s just like any other addictive things. They should have “Pack Rat Anonymous” and shit! I’m done with this….laterz

Twisted