Just think of me as your free THERAPIST….

BUT THE SESSIONS AND THERAPY ONLY WORK IF YOU LISTEN, LEARN AND ACT ON THE SHIT!

Almost everyday I post shit that has happened to me in the past, present and future. YES! I MEAN FUTURE! I said that because it’s so fucking PREDICTABLE! Every day I wake up and I know it’s going to be shit any fucking ways. I just know what to expect!

I guess it’s like watching re-runs of the same retarded sitcoms on tv. If you have seen “FRIENDS” over and over before….and a re-run comes on one day…you’ll be like: I KNOW THIS ONE! I LOVE THIS ONE! To your friend or family members. RIGHT!? Yeah….fucking thought so! I’m not dissing that show lmao! I’m just saying…that’s how MY SHITTY LIFE IS!

Like with me, I wake up every god damn day and say to myself: I KNOW THIS SHITTY DAY! I HATE THIS ONE! IT FUCKING SUCKS HORSE DICK AND SMELLS LIKE THAT 600 LB LADY’S ASS THAT WAS WELDED TO THE COUCH! IT JUST PLAIN FUCKING SUCKS AND IT’S BULLSHIT!

I dunno, I’d just like to ask everyone to sit down or every night before going to sleep….just say a little prayer for me and my shitty life. I could use all the amateur help I can get lmao!! Haha..naa.. I don’t need shit, maybe just a life time supply of beer, liquer and cigarettes… That usually helps me in these fucking bullshit situations…

ANYWAYS….TRY AND LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES OR READ BETWEEN THE LINES OF WHATEVER I’M SAYING, BECAUSE A LESSON IS ALWAYS THERE KNOCKING ON YOUR NOGGIN! IT’S JUST UP TO YOU TO LEARN THE SHIT! JUST BE HAPPY AND GRATEFUL I’M A FREE THERAPIST OR COUNSLER, FOR CHRISTS SAKES LOL!! Im done..laterz..

Twisted

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