I SHOULD MAKE A MONEY SAVING PROGRAM UP AND SELL IT AND MAKE MILLIONS OFF OF BILLIONS OF DUMBASSES THAT ARE ALREADY IN DEBT!! IT WOULD BE AWESOME!
I have been thinking about making up the PERFECT MONEY SAVING PROGRAM!
Here is what I was thinking about doing.
THE WHOLE PLAN IS TO FUCKING HAGGLE PPLS OR DEBT COLLECTORS, RATHER THEN THEM FUCKING YOU OVER!
IT WORKS! TRUST ME! BEEN THERE TOO MANY TIMES AND HAVE DONE IT! WELL SHIT! I’M STILL THERE AND DOING IT LMAO!!
Here below is an example:
Way back in the 90’s sometime, LIKE A DUMBASS, I fell for one of them stupid ass money winning schemes or something. You know….the ones that say you’ll have a chance of winning so much money if your name or number was drawn…and the ONLY thing you have to do is try out or subscribe.. to get a few magazines a month for the price of ONE!?
Well…I did it….fucking dumbass that I am lol. Anyways.. I DIDN’T WIN MONEY OR SHIT! IN FACT, THEY WERE CLOSE TO WINNING MY MONEY! Each fucking month them 12 mags came to my house along with a big ass bill. It only took a few months till my account/ bill was racked up to $400.00 or whatever. Fucking bullshit!
( I know, I know! Get out the DUMBASS OR SUCKER SIGNS! It’s that time of the year or month again peoples! YAY! I’M DUMBASS AND PROUD TO ADMIT IT!)
Anyways….you know you are “SPECIAL” when the account gets handed over to a collection agency! It’s the only way to know you are a normal human being I guess..fuck it! I don’t give a damn… Again, anyways..on with the moral or point of the shitty story…. Here is where my WONDERFUL IDEA or money saving program or whatever you wanna call it came into mind.
IT’S HAGGLING TIME! YOU FUCKING DEBT COLLECTOR MOTHERFUCKERS AND BASTARDS! I WISH I COULD MAKE MONEY OFF OF EVERY GOD DAMN LETTER OR PHONE CALL I HAVE RECEIVED FROM THEM IN A MONTH! IF I MADE A $1.00 FOR EVERY FUCKING LETTER OR PHONE CALL, I WOULDN’T BE IN DEBT ANYMORE! FUCKING ANNOYING BASTARDS! LET ME CALL YOU AT THE CRACK OF FUCKING DAWN, OR WHILE IN THE SHITTER TAKING A HUGE DUMP….AND DEMANDING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR DEBTS ANYWAYS! FUCKING PRICKS! WELL! I GUESS IT IS THE BEST PLACE TO TALK ABOUT SHIT THOUGH RIGHT?! LMAO!1
Sorry..got side tracked there hahaha…on with the shit… I had called them up…and I was like, “yeah..I got this letter in the mail saying that I owed $400.00 or something?” And they were like: “yeah, as our records show, you have agreed to get these 12 stupid mags each month for this price and you agreed to pay it…do you have any intentions of paying this off today!?” Me: Well.. fuck no! If i had any intentions of paying it off…don’t ya think the check would have been there by now, like maybe around the first or second notice I got?! Fucking stupid asses!…. I had told them that I had never ordered that shit to start with….it must have been someone else in my house that did that shit or whatever..and I have never recieved any magazines…
They said.”.mmm..well I’m sorry for the inconvience sir. I will drop this account and you won’t have any future phone calls or letters regarding this debt.” Me: Thank you so much! And to clarify this, I don’t owe anything right? Them: “yes sir…that’s correct. Me: Well thank you for that, and I hope you have a nice weekend…I know I will with that $400.00 I just saved! By the way…would you like a magazine? I keep getting this stupid ass Working Mother magazine, which was for my EX BITCH WIFE, and since she don’t live with me anymore, she don’t want them and such…would you like them? HAHAHA…naa…I didn’t say that shit..but, I thought it was funny..fuck it..
P.S Really this is your way of making them pay you for once lmao!1 They’ll send you the shit you had really ordered…but, you then deny ordering that shit…they might cancel or disregard this debt collecting shit for that stuff you had ordered..and end result is: You got the shit…saved…and they out the money because of that product’s cost…along with the shipping it took to get to your place..and the costs of the calls and letters they sent to you! FUCKING AWESOME!