JESUS! IF YOU WANT A HEART ATTACK AFTER 2 PRETZELS….BUY “UNIQUE PRETZELS” EXTRA SALT “SPLITS”!

Holy shit! I love salty snacks and shit…but, those pretzels take the fucking cake! Everytime I have a pretzel….I’m worried I’ll have a heart attack 3 minutes later. Just the way they lay the salt all over them fuckers makes ya think, why not just make a pretzel out of pure salt…fuck the bread dough part lol! Damn!

They should put a warning on the bag saying something like: BEFORE EATING THESE, HAVE THE PHONE READY TO CALL 911! EAT AT OWN RISK!

Fuck getting the pretzels….just get a SALT BLOCK that they let the horses lick on the farms… I dunno….they are good…but, I wouldn’t eat too many of them hahaha… If you wanna die quick…eat the whole bag in an hour lmao! Haha…naa jk.. I’m out..I need something drink…all that fucking salt makes me thirsty…

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