THEY ARE SO FUCKING INTERESTING! I MUST HAVE SPENT AN HOUR OR SO READING THE ONE “BLANK” EMAIL THE OTHER NIGHT! I COULDN’T HELP IT, THE CONTENT IN IT WAS SO FUCKING INTERESTING…I COULDN’T PEEL MY EYES AWAY FROM IT!

Jesus people! How stupid can ya be to send out blank emails to people? I know some of them are probably just “checking” your email address to see if it’s good or not. Ya know…just another spamming bastard method of finding out if your email address is good enough to spam the hell outta if you reply to them or something.

Anyways..I don’t, I just read the fuckers! But! If I was going to send them a nice reply, here’s what it would be.

WITH YOUR FUCKING WONDERFUL WRITING TALENT! YOU SHOULD START WRITING AND PUBLISHING BOOKS AND SHIT AND SELLING THEM FOR MONEY! THIS EMAIL YOU JUST SENT ME WAS MIND BLOWING AND WAS SO FUCKING INTENSE, I COULDN’T PEEL MY EYES AWAY FROM IT…. FOR ONE SECOND! PLEASE! PLEASE! SEND ANOTHER ONE, WRITE UP SOMETHING DIFFERENT NEXT TIME, LIKE MAYBE A DRAMA OR HORROR STORY OR SOMETHING! I CAN’T WAIT! THANKS AGAIN FOR THE WONDERFUL BLANK EMAIL BITCH!

You have to admit though, the spammers are getting better and better everyday! Hahaha…NOT! Take them BLANK FUCKING EMAILS AND SEND THEM UP YOUR OWN ASSES! Ta Ta ….!

Twisted