I DIDN’T DIE OR ANYTHING, I’M JUST A BUSY BASTARD WITH MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO IN MY SHITTY ASS LIFE, THEN BE ON THE INTERNET EVERYDAY, ALL DAY FUCKING LONG! DEAL WITH IT!

I know I keep saying…updates coming soon! Please be patient! AND STILL NO UPDATES! I’M STARTING TO SOUND LIKE SOMEONE ELSE ON THE NET! <COUGH> NO NAMES! BUT, I’LL JUST CALL HIM KING!

Any fucking ways…besides my full time job, I have other shitty things to do! Like:

1) WACK OFF IN THE SHOWER OR OVER INTERNET PORN! WHICH THAT COULD GET ANYONE SIDE TRACKED TO THE POINT OF FALLING BEHIND ON UPDATING YOUR SITE!

2) RUNNING AROUND IN THE CAR TO TAKE CARE OF SHITTY ASS BILLS AND OR JUST TO CRUISE! I DESERVE IT, AFTER ALL I HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP IN THE FUCKIN HOUSE FOR ALMOST A YEAR BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A DESCENT CAR FOR THAT LONG! IT’S TIME TO GET BACK THAT WASTED TIME OF MY LIFE!

3) GETTING SHIT FACED WITH A GALLON OF VODKA OR SOME BEER TIME TO TIME! AGAIN! I DESERVE IT! DON’T LIKE IT, SUCK ON MY BIG TOE, WHILE I DILDO YOUR ASS WITH A PLUNGER HANDLE!

4) IN BED SLEEPING, BECAUSE MY FULL TIME JOB IS A DRAIN IN THE ASS! I CAN’T COMPLAIN THOUGH, I GET PRETTY DESCENT PAYCHECKS EACH WEEK! WELL SHIT!… I’LL BE MAKING A LITTLE MORE HERE SOON! MY 4 MONTHS IS ALMOST UP AND I’M DUE FOR RAISE! DAMN I CAN’T WAIT!

5) I’M JUST LAZY! I’M JUST LIKE YOU! FUCK IT!

Well, I am going to be doing somethings to the site soon, I HOPE! Just keep checking back! Thanks!

Twisted