I don’t know about you, but I like to check my email box in hopes of finding nice emails from friends, family or just someone giving you good news..
But, sad to say, that just doesn’t happen anymore. For example, here’s a wonderful and long desired email from some dumb schmuck motherfuck by the name of: Grant Kaplan
(Please note: I was so looking forward to this email, I was just jumping up and down and shit when I got it! NOT!!)
And he writes:
—– Original Message —–
From: Grant Kaplan
To: psgif180@hotmail.com
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 7:58 PM
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: from stats id1Tpeuwhttp://www.syquwonicytete.com?0dxuOrndHD5ua c3xpDO
Be a sinner and sin strongly, but more strongly have faith and rejoice in Christ.The desire of the lazy kill him for his hands refuse to labor. [Proverbs 21:25] italian friend instant hot forever one glad obyefduhlkhbgljhmrpchvbiylokdxyxh Best regards, Grant Kaplan
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I couldn’t wait to reply to him! So here is what I sent in-return:
CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THAT LINK THERE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE!!? PRETTY PLEASE!!?? I WANT TO SEE THAT, RATHER THEN ALL THESE GOD DAMN SPAMMING EMAILS!! THANKS FOR YOUR FUCKING COOPERATION BASTARD!!
Mmm, I didn’t realize at first that the part at the bottom was there, that sneaky fucker was just trying to surprise me I guess! WOW!! Boy! Am I Surprised! Try using darker font next time fuck face instead of the same color as the background, you at least got the information at the top in the correct font color! Jesus Mc Fucking Christ! What will it take to keep these spammer prick bastards away!? O..I know a nice good wholesome EMAIL BOMBING!! Yeah! That will do it and a few thousand of their own spam emails sent to every email addy on their site’s and if their email addys are good, it just refreshes and sends the same amount back again. Sounds good to me! Anyways..I’m done with this shit.. later!