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spam mail

General

Hello my new frend!!! (this not spam)

Riiight, not spam… suuuure… Can’t spell “friend”, and emphasize the fact that it’s NOT spam in your subject line… It’s a dead give away you foreign whorebag. Me sorry, but me not gonna fall 4 u and this shit!

Hello my new frend!!!
My name Victoriya. Me 24 years. I – saw your profile on othersingles.com and i interesting corresponder with You.
I romantic, good, sensitive, intellectual, reliable girl. I search for, which – that special to be its partner. You should be an artist, in in your shower. But I search only serious relations, I am killed already simply by morons which would want only chance photo that masturbated on it!!! If you such. Then please at all do not answer me. The Harmony, understanding and confidence also much it is important.
If You interesting corresponder with me also. You can write in my email
:viktoriya2424@gmail.com. I so regret, but I have no any photo for my profile now. And if You answer me
viktoriya2424@gmail.com then I – send You certain mine photo and dialect more about me directly. With best
wishes
Victoriya

You’re just an overseas (my guess is Russia) whore and slut, and are willing to TRY and sucker the first American dumb fuck male (not me) that answers your shitty grammatical error filled email! I’m sorry bitch, but keep stepping!

EVEN IF you look like this….

Russian Whore Bag By Mail Bitch!

You’re still a dumb-fuck whore bag bitch, that can’t spell for a shit, and from what I am seeing, you’re the only moron! Why? Because Othersingles.com has gone down months ago! I don’t even have a profile there no more bitch! Keep stepping! Keep on Russian someone else to get with you, cause it ain’t gonna be me! Wha Wha Wheee!

Twisted May 11
Rants

Fucking Pop Ups….

Besides hating the god damn spam mail, fucking pop-ups drive me nuts to! I have downloaded some freeware pop-up blockers and shit already…but half the time I think they are either drunk of their asses or just too damn lazy to take care of the problem at hand.

There is nothing I like more then going to a site and just getting like 10 pop-ups in the face, after or during a page loading. Don’t get me wrong though, I’m sure there is more sites out there pushing more then 10 at a time. I have seen forum posts throughout the net about it. Any fucking ways… I dunno why Hosts, ISP’s and the like, have to have so many god damn pop-ups!

They must think there is no other “real” way of getting traffic, but to cheat and at sametime, PISS EVERYONE OFF TO NO END! I wish I could take their god damn pop-ups and shove it up their fucking asses and have them talk about whatever POPS-UP! I just wish most of them would wake up one day and remove them stupid retarded pop-ups and realize they need to start being more honest about advertising and STOP FUCKING CHEATING and PISSING PEOPLE OFF! Cause that’s all they doing anyways….just PISSING PEOPLES OFF! It really only drives people away from a site then anything else. BUT THEY ALL STUPID! FUCK EM! I’m done, laterz all…

Twisted

Twisted May 21
Rants

SPAM MAIL…THAT GETS THE TWISTED TOUCH!

I have decided to take a piece of my spam mail and share with you all, a nice and simple reply by me! Here below is the copied email that I was sending back to them…prolly won’t get to them..but it makes me feel better that I replied with my WONDER-FUCKING-FUL comments!!

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR MONEY MAKING SECRETS AND SHOVE IT UP UR MONEY MAKING ASS!! WOOT WOOT!! BY THE WAY….MAKE MY DAY BY USING YOUR PRECIOUS SPAM EMAIL TIME TO VISIT MY SITE…..MADE IT FROM THE GROUND UP MY DAMN SELF LOL!! WEEE!

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—– Original Message —–
From: “K M G” <sendonly@netcitycn.com>
To:
Sent: Monday, April 26, 2004 2:59 AM
Subject: Please, Tell Me More!
>
> Hello There,
>
> Greetings!…
> I don’t want to waste your time and mine, just
> give me a chance to reveal these honest to goodness
>
> “Internet Money Earning SECRETS!”.
>
> Believe me, your life will never be the same again!.
>
> Please submit your contact information below without
> any obligation to purchase anything:
>
> > Subject: “Please, Send Me More!”
> Message: (You must include your info below)
> First Name:
> Last Name:
> Tel. Nos.:
> Country:
>
>
> Cheers,
>
> K.M.G.>
>

More lovely replies by me coming soon! Please keep your eyes peeled!

Twisted Apr 26