THE NEWS REPORTERS AND MEDIA ASSHOLES IN GENERAL NEED THEIR OWN CAMERAS SHOVED SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES, SO THEY CAN GIVE EVERYONE THE ULTIMATE STORY EVER! 

Here below is some reasons why the media is EVIL!

1) THEY ONLY SHOW YOU WHAT THEY REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOU! THEY WON’T SHOW YOU EVERYTHING, JUST WHAT THE GOV’T WANTS OR THINKS YOU SHOULD SEE! (Well, usually that’s how it is..but..to each his own!)

2) WHEN COVERING CERTAIN STORIES LIKE… THE SNIPER SHOOTING, KID-NAPPERS,  MOLESTERS, KILLERS AND SUCH. THEY MAKE LITTLE COMMENTS LIKE,…AFTER THESE NEWS COVERAGES, THE KID-NAPPINGS AND SUCH SHOULD GO DOWN! HELLO! DING!! DING!! NOT! THEY JUST LIKE THROWING MORE FUEL INTO THE FIRE TO GET COPY-CAT FUCK-NUTS GOING! THAT’S ALL THEY (KID-NAPPERS, SNIPERS AND SHIT)  WANT TO START WITH, THE MEDIA TO GIVE THEM A “NAME” AND COVER THEIR AWEFUL DOINGS! THE MEDIA PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID AND NEED TO HAVE A BULLSEYE (TARGET) TAPED TO THEIR BACK FOR THE NEXT SNIPER CASE! (They should win the STUPID FUCK-NUTS AWARD OF 2004)

3) THEY ARE LIKE THE BULLIES IN HIGHSCHOOL! THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT THERE UP SOMEONE’S ASS, JUST WAITING TO RIP THEM APART AND PUT THEM DOWN AND SO FORTH, FOR NOTHING! PEOPLE ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL TO OTHERS IT’S SICK! THEY NEED TO HAVE THEIR OWN CAMERAS SHOVED UP THEIR ASSES, JUST SO WE CAN GET THE CLEAR PICTURE FOR ONCE!

4) THEY LIKE TO OVER-DRAMATIZE EVERYTHING UNDER THE FUCKING SUN! IT’S LIKE THIS: (TOP NEWS REPORTER HOST: BETTY ” WELL! OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT IS: MONICA APPEARED TO BE SUCKING ON BILLY’S WILLY! LET’S FIND OUT MORE FROM JOHN, WHO’S COVERING THE STORY! (JOHN: WELL! BLOW JOB BETTY!.. I MEAN BETTY! IT APPEARS THAT MONICA WAS ON HER KNEES SUCKING PRESIDENT BILLY’S WILLIE TODAY! ….AND IT ONLY TOOK 5 LICKS TO GET THE BOTTOM OF THE STICK… TO GET TO THAT CREAMY FILLING!… WELL…WHEN I FIND OUT MORE TO THIS INTERESTING STORY…I’LL UPDATE YOU!..NOW BACK TO YOU BLOW JOB BETTY! I MEAN BETTY! (BETTY: THANKS…ASSHOLE! I MEAN JOHN-BOY! I MEAN…JOHN!  

(OF COURSE, THEY WILL KEEP IT GOING…IT WILL BE A STORY THEY NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT! IT’S HIS FUCKING BUSINESS IF HE WANTS A KNOB-JOB…SUCK IT OR FUCK IT! LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY GOD DAMN IT! I’M SURPRISED THEY DIDN’T ASK THEM TO REDO IT, SO THEY COULD HAVE THEIR CAMERA LENSE UP HIS ASS WHILE HE WAS GETTING HIS WILLY SUCKED ON AGAIN, YA KNOW! JUST TO GIVE IT THAT EXTRA SPICE FOR THE STORY COVERAGE!)

5) IF SOMEONE DIES, THE STORY NEVER DOES! IT’S LIKE THEY FEED ON SOMEONE’S DEATH OR SOMETHING! LIKE THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND PRAY FOR SOMEONE TO DIE, JUST SO THEY HAVE A STORY FOR THE 6 O’CLOCK NEWS! THEY ARE SO FUCKING IGNORANT IT’S NOT FUNNY!

6) IF THEY AIN’T COVERING OTHER PEOPLE’S LIVE’S AND THEIR QUIRKS, THEY CREATE THEIR OWN EXCITING WAYS OF GETTING PEOPLE’S ATTENTION! LIKE OVERSEAS THEY HAVE REPORTERS UNDRESSING AND SHIT, TO GET PEOPLE TO WATCH THE NEWS MORE OFTEN! NOW IF THAT SHIT HAPPENED OVER HERE, THE ONLY THING THEY WOULD BE COVERING IS HOW MUCH THEIR RATINGS DROPPED, BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE OLD MEN, OR SKANKY LOOKING BITCHES FROM HELL! IT’S SO UNREAL HOW THE WORLD IS GETTING ANYMORE, IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY! (Not trying to get a bad picture in your mind, but…for the ladies…just imagine if Bill O’Reilly or for the men…one of them skanky looking Bitches from CNN or FOX news.. started undressing! LOL! Hahaha..naa..nevermind! There went supper!)

WHAT REALLY NEEDS TO BE DONE IS….A TOP STORY ON THE MEDIA ITESELF AND NEWS REPORTER BASTARDS! THAT WOULD BE THE BEST STORY COVERED EVER! NO DOUBT!

I would really love to see someone shoving the news reporter’s camera up their ass! That would be so awesome! Can you just picture it? Seeing one of the news reporters walking down the street with a half of a camera hanging out of their ass!? LOL! Damn! That would be cool! I’m done with this post for now…ta..ta..

Twisted