It’s a sad place to end up, but..it has it’s good points to.
Anyways, here below is the good points about going to the Doctor’s office, then below that is the bad points about going there.
1) HE WILL GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO GET OFF WORK, OUT OF SCHOOL OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU DON’T WANNA DO.
2) YOU COULD GET A FUCKING FAGGISH LOLLY POP! (LICK AND SUCK ON IT BITCH!)
Welp! That’s the only good things about going to the doctor’s office! Now for the bad points about going there.
1) THEY USUALLY RUB AND FONDLE AROUND YOUR PRIVATE AREAS WITH COLD HANDS! THEY CAN’T WARM THE SHIT UP FIRST, WTF??!! AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES YOU JUMP AND LAUGH BECAUSE THEY HIT A NERVE OR SOMETHING AND YOU TRY HIDING IT, BUT IT DON’T WORK! THEN THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU’RE GAY OR GETTING TURNED ON BY IT! THEM FUCKERS! WARM YOUR HANDS FIRST OR DON’T TOUCH ME AT ALL, JESUS!
2) THEY USUALLY REQUEST YOU TO PISS IN A FUCKING CUP QUICK! LIKE WTF MAN!? I CAN’T PISS RIGHT AWAY FOR YOU, DON’T RUSH ME! I’LL PISS WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY DAMN IT! DON’T MAKE ME PISS ON YOUR SHOES OR LEG, YOU DOCTOR BASTARD YOU! SOMETIMES THEY EVEN WANT YOU TO SHIT IN A CUP OR BOWL FOR THEM, IT’S LIKE…DID YOU FORGET TO PACK A LUNCH TODAY OR SOMETHING?! WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?! JUST ADD SOME SALT AND KETCHUP! WALLA! A FUCKING CORN DOG LMAO! NAA..JK
3) SOMETIMES THEY PROBE YOUR ASSHOLE’S WITH SHIT, IT’S LIKE MAN!!… I WANTED MY ASSHOLE TO STAY A VIRGIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, NOW YOU GONE AND RUINED IT YOU DOCTOR PRICK BASTARD! (AND PLEASE DON’T KEEP PROBING IT, I KNOW YOU MIGHT GET TURNED ON IT BY IT, BUT I DON’T FIND IT AMUSING…) GO IN THERE STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW AND COME OUT WANTING SOME DICK IN THE ASS… JESUS! NAA…JK
4) YOU END UP WAITING HOURS TO GET SEEN, BUT.. WHEN YOU FINALLY GET TOLD TO SIT IN THE PATIENT ROOM, THE DOCTOR STILL TAKES A HALF HOUR TO GET IN THERE TO SEE YOU, AND IT’S FUCKING COLD IN THE ROOM! JESUS! TURN THE FUCKING HEAT ON PRICK!
5) WHEN FINALLY SEEN BY THE DOCTOR, IT DON’T TAKE TOO LONG, BUT THE FUCKING BILL IS LONGER THEN A KID’S FUCKING CHRISTMAS LIST FOR SANTA! IT’S LIKE: YOU PROBED MY ASSHOLE QUICK, I PISSED AND SHIT IN A CUP FOR YOU, AND YOU CHECKED MY BREATHING, EARS AND SHIT, NOW I OWE YOU LIKE HALF OF MY PAYCHECK! WTF!?