As normal, I got more fucking spam! Who in their right mind can’t live without spam? I mean shit, it’s just the best thing to ever happen to us on a daily fucking basis!… It just wouldn’t be normal if we didn’t have spam!

And NO! I AIN’T TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD TO EAT SPAM!!

Any fucking ways, here is another wonderful spam email about getting your dick bigger! Jesus! It’s bad enough to know yourself that you ain’t big enough to please your bitch girlfriend or wife, and yet they email you to remind you on top of it! What the fuck!?

For one thing, how did you know I wasn’t pleasing the slutty bitch girlfriend or the bitch wife with my manly man hold in the hand cock of mine!!?? Anyways….here below is the email I received today…

Mmm..I know it’s sad as hell to maybe hear from the slutty bitch girlfriend or bitch wife that you ain’t pleasing them at all, but Jesus Mc Fucking Christ! You have to hear it from someone that doesn’t even know you yet to boot!! What the fuck!?

They can take these fucking emails and shove them up their fucking assholes like that big dick they always be dreaming about to begin with!! Fuck it! Instead of sending me these wonderful cock enlargement emails, why don’t YOU just worry about changing YOUR’S and leave all us undersized penis fucks alone! Thanks for your fucking cooperation DICK!