Author name: Twisted

FUCKING RIGHT BITCHES, BASTARDS AND FUCK-NUTS! HAHAHA…

I have recieved the email yesterday morning early, actually. But, I had not downloaded the legal copy of it until just now. 7:00 am on this fucking early Thursday morning. I have uploaded the files as of now to, so it’s up and running. It’s just a blank board now….no forums are added and such.. but..I will give the link out later then when everything is situated. =)

Also, I had uploaded the phpBB plus board lastnight and added a theme. Being that today, Thursday is my last day for this week, I’ll be updating everything this weekend. Friday, Sat and Sunday. You should be able to access both forums atleast by Sat. I hope anyways….well..maybe if not both, just one. Who knows! Only time will tell! Well! I just thought I would share this all with you…and I’m out for today……NEED SLEEP BEFORE SHIT WORK! Gotta collect the paycheck today to! Damn I’m happy…laterz all…

Twisted

P.S. Here is the copy of the one vB email below..some things are blotched out though, because I can’t give that information out lol!!

Hello,

Thank you for placing an order at vBulletin.com!  This email contains
everything you need to know to use your new products and services.
You will receive an additional order receipt email shortly.

——- New Licenses ————————————–

Your customer account has been credited with 1 new licenses:

~ vBulletin Owned License #XXXXXXXX

These licenses will be active until 08-18-2005.
With leased licenses, you must either renew the license or stop
running the software on this date.  With owned licenses this mean you
will have access to download all new versions up to that date.  After
that date you can continue running the software but will need to renew
in order to regain access to download the latest versions.

——- CUSTOMER DETAILS ———————————-

For complete information about the products and services you have
purchased, please log into the members area using this info:

Customer Number: xxxxxxxxxxxx

Customer Password: xxxxxxxxxxx

vBulletin Members Area:
http://www.vbulletin.com/members/

If you have any queries about this order, please contact our sales
team via email at sales@vbulletin.com, quoting order number
xxxxxxxx

Thank you for your business!

vBulletin Sales Team

YEAH! THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME! OF COURSE THERE WOULD BE SOME OTHER LAME ASS FORUMS TO. BUT, O WELL!

I have been thinking about it again, and I think I’ll just replace the Program Houze board with the newest version of phpBB plus and turn it into a porno board! YEAH! I had one like this before and it was a good turn out to! I’ll have various catagories and shit.

I used to have like 5 porn images with each one of my posts. And of course other people added their’s as well. So it wouldn’t just be me posting the images hehe. Well…I’m off to delete that bullshit board and I’m uploading the files for the new one lmao! I’ll post the link repeatedly then, when it’s ready. Ta ta…

Twisted

PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK AND GIVE YOURSELF A MEDAL!

I have decided to scrap the old Program Houze board and new one! Fuck it all bitches and bastards! Just rip it’s fucking clothes off and lick it and stick it! I’m tired of keeping stupid old boards that no one gives a damn about any fucking ways! I sure as hell don’t! Here is a small list of why I don’t give two shits about it anyways!

1) IT’S A WASTE OF PRECIOUS PORN TIME! AND TIME IN GENERAL!

2) NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT IT ANY FUCKING WAYS! ESPECIALLY ME! FUCK IT!

3) IT’S JUST A PIECE OF SHIT, I JUST FORGOT TO FLUSH IT… UNTIL NOW!

4) THE NUMBER ONE REASON IS: I’M A FUCKING LAZY BASTARD AND I DON’T WANT TO SPEND ANYMORE TIME ON IT THEN I HAVE TO! WHICH ISN’T MUCH TIME AT ALL! I’M JUST A LAZY BASTARD! NAA!….I’M JUST AMERICAN THROUGH AND THROUGH! HAHAHA… JK

Welp! I guess that’s all for this post! After all, being that lazy bastard that I am, I’m exhausted typing this much out! Damn! I need a nap! Hahaha…anyways…that new board might be up for a little while yet, but.. it won’t be for long though. Lata…ta ta…

Twisted

IT WILL HAPPEN GOD DAMN IT! PLEASE BE PATIENT!

It’s hard finding the time lately to update my site’s main pages, but..it will happen then. I plan on adding every post to the proper site’s pages then. My rant posts from here will go in the site’s rants page, and so on and so on. I also hope to get the rest of the site’s pages updated soon to. Maybe I’ll do some of them up after work tonight, who knows. Again, please be patient. Thanks! Ta ta…

Twisted

P.S. I’m going to do this shit, just incase something happens to the Plog or whatever…the posts will be there. I’m also doing this to help make them easier to read. Besides all that horse-shit, I plan to add a commenter script to each rant page and the other pages, this is to be able to comment on each thing better and have it noticed easier to. Everything on the Plog kind of gets buried, which sucks cock. Thanks for your cooperation bastards… lata…

You know that phpBB board I was talking about maybe putting up? Well, here is the piece of shit LOL! I decided to put it up on my server, because the lycos server SUCKS COCK! Here is the old location for it:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/programhouze/

And here below is the new location for it:

https://www.vindictivebastard.com/programhouze/index.php

I know it’s not one of my themes, but, fuck it! I know I still have a shitload of stuff to fix and edit yet, but it will get done here and there when I have time. Also, the owner of that theme knows I’m modifying his theme so don’t bother sending him an email. Well…if you don’t trust me bastards, here is the topic I started at his board! SO THERE FUCK-NUTS!

http://jasidog.com/forums/index.php?s=10f573b036c7492266a201006908699e&showtopic=1094

If you’d like to join it, please feel free! I know no one has really posted there in a good while, but that is because of the shitty ass lycos server and everyone probably just gave up on it because lycos screws it up while being on it. Who knows! Fuck it! Anyways….I hope to get that layout and images done soon. Ta ta…

Twisted

But, I haven’t been home Friday and most of Sat. I have also been busy trying to get an old phpBB board up on my server and modifying the theme for it. I haven’t recieved an email from vBulletin yet, I prolly will within the next few days. I think it will take about 3 to 5 days, but.. I’m not sure.

I will keep everyone updated though. Well..tomorrow starts another fucking long ass, but.. short work week. I’ll try and get posts in here and there though. Well..I gotta get to bed.. ta ta..

Twisted

WORK A TEN HOUR DAY, THEN NOT GO TO SLEEP AT ALL….THEN GO OUT THE SAME NIGHT DRINKING! IT WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

Holy hell did I get royally fucked up Friday night! Jesus! I got off work around 3 am.. Thursday late night early Friday morning, then like the dumbass I am, I stayed up through the rest of the day Friday and night.

The worse fucking thing to do is doing that then going out drinking yet! SHIT! DON’T DO IT! I prolly had about half a case before even going out to the Club yet, while being there I had how many bottles of Bud, then 5 shooters, and however many pitchers of bud. Who knows! But, when going to the next bar, SHIT! I spent the whole time in the fucking bathroom hurling my guts out.

I thought it would never stop! But, it did finally. Thank god! I’m still feeling like shit and it’s Sunday! I think I had enough fun for this month lmao! Anyways….just don’t be a dumbass like me and do that shit….fuck! I’m out….laterz

Twisted

I HAVE MORE WHIP LASHING MARKS ON MY BACK THEN ALL THE SLAVES DID IN THE OLD DAYS! I SWEAR!

I just love it when people like to use me for what ever reasons! It’s fucking unreal! When I wanted to do stuff or learn stuff, I always went to google for a way to find the things I wanted to learn about. Now a days fucking kids are always asking for help with this and that and blah blah fucking blah! Basically they are asking for you to do the dirty work while they play retarded video games all day long or whatever!

IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT! LEARN IT ON YOUR OWN GOD DAMN IT!

Now some times I’ll ask for some help with images or whatever, but, atleast you’d be benefiting to. Cause I would have link exchanges or whatever. But most of the time they come to me for help, they don’t give me any credit what so ever, so it’s like FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!

I barely have time to keep myself educated with bullshit….let alone teaching or doing things for other peoples all the god damn time. FUCK! Anyways…I gotta get back to doing my shit now….it’s the weekend for me..so time to get shit done. Laterz…..

Twisted