Here are some random thoughts going through my mind lately… Maybe you can relate to them, maybe not. I really don’t give a shit either way…
1.) What species is Miss Jackie? I mean, she must be human. But yet, it’s hard to believe that, ya know? She kinda looks like a man, yet a female as well… Is she really a Sasquatch descendant that maybe came out of the woods and shaved the hair off his/her face and got prettied up, or.. WHAT!?!?!?
2.) God damn it I wish they lowered the legal age to 17.
3.) Why do people’s exes have to linger around like a knife in the asshole, and cause more drama bullshit for people while they’re apart? I mean shit, it wasn’t peaches n cream while they were WITH the person, but to cause more shit when they’re apart? Come on!!
4.) Why do people really care so much about Celebrities for? Why does the poperotzy really give a shit about taking pictures of the Celebrities?
I mean, sure it’s a money machine.. but come on! Celebrities are human like YOU are. They are people. Unless I’m lost, confused, and perhaps missed something?
Are they REALLY aliens in human bodies and that’s why they are more important? Come on people, who really gives a fucking shit about Celebrities… The only thing that’s wonderful about “them” is their wallets and bank accounts. That’s all!
Since when did the amount of money in the wallet or bank account really matter, unless you were getting some of it from the beginning? All I can say is, SHARE THE WEALTH YOU CELEBRITY BASTARDS!!
5.) Why do female pussy lips vary in shapes, and looks? I mean, you have the famous “hamburger bun” lips, and “camel toes”. Which are HOT!! Then you have those pussy lips that just look like a wrinkled old grandmas pussy, sagging there like wrinkled slop of flesh… wtf!?!?!?
6.) Why do BAD THINGS happen to GOOD PEOPLE!?!? And why do GOOD THINGS happen to BAD PEOPLE!?!?
7.) Why are the police out to get pedophiles for? Especially when there are cops out there being pedophiles themselves? Why do they also bust people’s parties for? But end up throwing parties and doing drugs themselves? Especially with underage people as well…
8.) How come whenever I’m offline and not on the internet I don’t have to shit, but as soon as I get online I gotta shit? This hasn’t been happening LATELY, but still… Shit, I better knock on wood quick…
9.) God damn it I wish it was legal to track down spammers and kill them… Burn their machines down and burn the people spamming too…
10.) Why is it when you’re single, you don’t get hit-on that much? But when you’re with someone you really love and care about, you get hit-on all the time? Not that this has happened to me lately, but before…
11.) Why does the weather get really crappy on important and special occasion days, but not on unimportant days?
12.) Why do old people (like my gram and pap) drive slow as fuck when ya gotta be some where important and can’t be late, but drive fast as hell when not needing to be some where important?
There, I was going to add more but I have to leave for work! More to come later, in a new post!
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