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Listen Up Bastards…

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I JUST NOTICED MY PLOG LOOKS LIKE SHIT IN MOZILLA FIREFOX, FUCKING HELL! SO… I PLAN ON DOING SOMETHING THEN…

I have been thinking about alot of shit lately….I’m kinda thinking about adding all my content so far from the Plog, to the main site…. then maybe just deleting the Plog, and put up a WordPress one or something simple, or maybe even just deleting the older posts off the Plog and just add new ones to it.

I know this will fuck up everyone’s shit prolly, but…I think it will be best for all though. I don’t like the idea that the Plog looks screwy in some browsers and I want to have fewer shit on my server and webspace. But, the Plog ordeal won’t happen right away…first thing to happen will be me adding the Plog’s posts or content to the main site.

I was also thinking about doing another color scheme maybe, and keeping it all a little simpler. Maybe even a little lighter in colors…rather then all dark. Not too bright though, I don’t like TOO BRIGHT of colors. I dunno know yet though…fuck it…maybe a dark greyish blue to greyish black… something a little lighter, yet not. But, even that will be in the near future, not right away…

I’m also thinking about taking the shitty ass XiT board down…because no one is posting there anyways…even me LMAO!!… I do have porn images to put there, just don’t have much time lately.. I was even thinking about making or adding another Blog, just to post porno images on it and say fuck the XiT porno board….

I’m planning on buying a vB template to, all I gotta do is buy one using my PayPal account, which I have enough in there now to go get it..hehe….then I might just modify that template and use it….add the forums…and make it public… I hope to get this done real soon to. I’ll keep everyone updated on the shit then…..I’m out….laterz

Twisted

Here is my car….

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FINALLY! I GOT SOME PICTURES OF IT LOL!!…

Anyways… again..it’s a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage. It only has 60,000 miles on it, 4 cyl. engine, pretty descent interior, automatic… I plan on getting nicer rims for it then and a good sound system. It’s price is $4,200.00…only got like $600.00 yet to go on the total down payment of $1,100.00, then I can bring it home.

ALSO! Got another insurance quote from another Insurance company, Nationwide SUCKS ASS by the way….they said I would owe like $300.00 to $360.00 a month for basic full coverage, where as PROGRESSIVE said I would only have to pay $231.00 down, then $120.00 a month after that. WOOT WOOT! But, this was mostly, only because I had a DUI just last year …..fucking sucks….but, O WELL FUCK IT!

After I get the car finally paid off…I’m getting a $680.00 body kit for it…and getting it repainted and shit.. It’s going to be fucking sweet! Here below is the pictures I got with my pap’s Digital Camera…

Hewlett-Packard

Hewlett-Packard
Hewlett-Packard

I can’t fucking wait till I get her home and get shit done to it! Damn! I figure atleast about another 3 weeks or so. FUCKING HELL! I CAN’T WAIT!! LOL!! I never had anything with a descent paint job before hahaha….. I’m out..later

Twisted

I plan to bring old posts to the index page…

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I’m going to start bringing older posts to the index page…. it will be almost like I’m posting new posts..but really just double posting. I figured what the hell lol…my as well. I know it kinda sucks to have to find shit through the various catagories or sections of blogs…so I figured if I did this..it would be like walking down memory lane all over again hahaha…i dunno…fuck it.

Also, I’m doing this until I get my rants and so forth added to my main site… Once I have these posts added to my main site…you won’t really have to go digging for certain ones…they’ll be right there infront of you, and easier to find. Anyways… on with the posting… ta ta..

Twisted

Another reason not to drink and drive…

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THE FUCKING CAR INSURANCE GOES UP LIKE A LIMP DICK BEING RUBBED BY SOME GIRL’S SEXY FEET LMAO!! ..NAA…..JK..

Well…the people I’m buying that car from, want me to get atleast…BASIC FULL COVERAGE for on the car…which is understandable. So, I called the “cheapest” insurance company around my area…and asked them how much it would cost me for like the Basic Full Coverage…and the insurance agent said…. like: $300.00 to $360.00 a month!

I was like: HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL!!?? JESUS FUCKING MAXIMUS CHRIST! Naa…but, I was like HOLY HELL! I told the insurance agent…that’s prolly why the car was setting there for sale then lol…and he started laughing…saying: yeah probably. But, he said it was partly from my DUI I got and that…the car itself is an expensive car. I was like FUCKING HELL!

O well…fuck it. I wasted more then that a month on a shitty ass car, fixing it all up and then wrecking it not long after haha….shit. Still kicking myself and it’s a year later… Anyways…I gotta figure out how in the hell I’m going to do this monthly…

If I sell my Shitty Ass Firebird for $600.00 …split that off towards an insurance payment…the rest towards Tax and Tags…I’ll be cool with that then…well…atleast a months worth of insurance haha…then $200.00 every week to two weeks, it shouldn’t be so bad. I dunno…either way of doing this bullshit…I’m getting the car… I need something descent and so forth for once.. Damn…this FUCKING SUCKS! $300.00 or so a month just for that… I think it’s time to go back to my old shitty ass job, just to work on the weekends so I can pay off my insurance a month hahaha.

That would be awesome in three ways…gives me more shit to write about on here, I’ll get that extra money a month to put towards my insurance payments…and to be around them girls again… so I can flirt and grab some ass….hahaha….naa jk… Anyways..I gotta get to bed…lata

Twisted

MSN Chat logs #3

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Trist : hey hey
Twisted -: hey hey my ass
Trist : ok
Trist : hey hey ass
Twisted -: hahaha….you little brother nazi bastard you! lol!!!!
Trist : 🙂
Trist : sup?
Twisted -: not much prick
Twisted -: just drinking vodka….and getting me one new board ready
Twisted -: hahaha
Twisted -: you there fuck nut
Trist : gotta go
Trist : cya
Twisted -: o you fucker you
Twisted -: why you going now god damn it
Twisted -: you going to be back on again then soon
Twisted -: ?????????????????
Trist ~The peg, Your Friend!~ ~schuld gevoel~ is now Away (idle)
Trist : yes
Trist : cya soon
Twisted -: ok laters

Jesus, the convos we have…but…..who gives a fuck lol. It’s fun.. haha…

Twisted

MSN Chat logs #2

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JUST ANOTHER ONE LOL!

Trist : My brother 😀
Trist : sup?
Twisted -: checking email
Trist : nto gonna stay long? :'(
Twisted -: i dunno lol..prolly a little bit
Trist : 🙂
Trist : I’m making a design
Trist : and i dunno how it is, could you say what to change/make better? 🙂
Twisted -: i suppose
Trist :  (link removed incase it’s still not up)
Trist : how dous it look so far ? anything i  should change? i dunno if the girl fits in :S
Trist : on the bottum
Twisted -: looks good to me bro…i wouldn’t change anything… 😉
Trist : realy?
Trist : BTW you code like bom! can i make it resizing? 🙂
Twisted -: make what resizing
Trist : the layout
Twisted -: i suppose i dunno man…
Trist : lol
Trist : you code good so i tought you knew stuff like that :P:)
Twisted -: in lamin terms….can you do my work for me…..
Trist : me?
Twisted -: no ….your neighbor adolf
Trist : how did you know that he is named like that? :||
Twisted -: hahaha……lucky guess i suppose
Trist : :^^
Trist : what kind of work?
Trist : i need to have a good idea what to make before i can make it tho… its my 1st decent layout in a long time, i tink so tho…:)
Twisted -: look cockjuggler, send me your weed and no one gets fuckin hurt
Twisted -: lmao!
Twisted -: i thought you just made a layout……omg
Twisted -: or you just made something
Trist : i made that layout i showed you last
Twisted -: why do you need a good idea of what to make when ya already made it LOL!1……..
Trist : Twisted – zegt: in lamin terms….can you do my work for me …..<= why did you say that? ?
Trist : :^)
Twisted -: hitler tells me to say things
Trist : what work do i need to do for you!? :S
Twisted -: NONE GOD DAMN IT!….. i was referring to YOU because I thought you wanted me to code shit for YOU      because YOU don’t know how to!
Trist : ah 😛
Trist : dunno
Trist : i think i can make it work
Trist : i hope so 😛
Twisted -: you’ll get it then….if you want to learn shit…. GOOGLE for it LOL!!….. that’s how i did it
Twisted -: (thumb)
Trist : 🙂
Trist : hows your site?:)
Twisted -: he’s doing fine….he got shit faced lastnight while i was at work…then he had some good  “red bud” weed…. after all that he got dirvorced from his bitch ex wife…then he met someone else and fucked her silly…. he had a fun past week or so…. how’s your’s doing?
Trist : down
Trist : 🙂
Trist : both 😛
Trist : D-zine and bmx site:)
Twisted -: ah
Twisted -: i think im going to put up a porno forum along with some other shitty forums again LOL!
Trist : lol
Trist : good for you sunny
Twisted -: did u ever porn before lmao!!
Twisted -: haha
Trist : ?
Twisted -: are smoking some good dope….weed or something over there….. i thought my brain was fried…holy hell
Trist : :^^
Twisted -: LOL!1…… remember! PUFF PUFF PASS! PUFF PUFF PASS!!
Trist : *-)
Trist : ^o)
Twisted -: your just an assclown with nuts on your face LOL!!
Trist : woot! 😀

JESUS HE CAN DRIVE ME NUTS LOL!! I’m out…

Twisted

MSN Chat logs #1

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I figured I’d start adding some fucked up MSN convos of mine on the Blog lol! I hope ya enjoy them hahaha. I do every time I have a convo with someone on MSN Messenger.

[05:25:11 AM] >DnA> Trist : hey shitface
[05:25:31 AM] Twisted -: hold on god damn it
[05:25:37 AM] >DnA> Trist : why?
[05:26:01 AM] Twisted -: im chasing a mouse in my room… HOLD ON K!!
              JESUS FUCKING HITLER CHRIST LMAO!!
[05:26:54 AM] >DnA> Trist : lol
[05:27:01 AM] >DnA> Trist : here mousie mousie
[05:27:19 AM] Twisted -: here shut the hell up! here shut the hell up….
[05:28:03 AM] Twisted -: hahahha
[05:28:17 AM] >DnA> Trist : 🙂
[05:34:28 AM] >DnA> Trist : ready?
[05:34:47 AM] Twisted -: nope
[05:35:03 AM] >DnA> Trist : why not
[05:35:26 AM] Twisted -: u smoking that good shit again aren’t you?
[05:35:41 AM] >DnA> Trist : npop
[05:35:47 AM] >DnA> Trist : leave the damn mouse
[05:35:59 AM] Twisted -: lick my nuts bitch hahaha
[05:36:22 AM] >DnA> Trist : no
[05:37:37 AM] Twisted -: I AM NOT GOING TO BED WITH A FUCKING MOUSE IN MY ROOM GOD DAMN IT!! I DON’T NEED HIM CRAWLING UP MY LEG WHILE IM WACKING OFF……JUST NO IF ANDS OR BUTS ABOUT IT….OK???!!
[05:37:57 AM] >DnA> Trist : but 😛
[05:37:59 AM] >DnA> Trist : byt
[05:38:01 AM] >DnA> Trist : but
[05:38:02 AM] >DnA> Trist : if
[05:38:03 AM] >DnA> Trist : if
[05:38:04 AM] >DnA> Trist : 😛
[05:38:49 AM] Twisted -: just sit in a corner and keep smoking that good shit…k
[05:38:59 AM] >DnA> Trist : nop

Hahaha….fucking hilarious. That kid can drive me fucking nuts..but, he’s cool as shit.

Twisted

Salty Pretzels…

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JESUS! IF YOU WANT A HEART ATTACK AFTER 2 PRETZELS….BUY “UNIQUE PRETZELS” EXTRA SALT “SPLITS”!

Holy shit! I love salty snacks and shit…but, those pretzels take the fucking cake! Everytime I have a pretzel….I’m worried I’ll have a heart attack 3 minutes later. Just the way they lay the salt all over them fuckers makes ya think, why not just make a pretzel out of pure salt…fuck the bread dough part lol! Damn!

They should put a warning on the bag saying something like: BEFORE EATING THESE, HAVE THE PHONE READY TO CALL 911! EAT AT OWN RISK!

Fuck getting the pretzels….just get a SALT BLOCK that they let the horses lick on the farms… I dunno….they are good…but, I wouldn’t eat too many of them hahaha… If you wanna die quick…eat the whole bag in an hour lmao! Haha…naa jk.. I’m out..I need something drink…all that fucking salt makes me thirsty…

Twisted

I’m getting a new car!!! Woot Woot!!

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IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME GOD DAMN IT LOL!! HOLY SHIT, I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HAHA..

(Please note: In order to maybe read this post and see the images better..you might have to click on the post title link in the right side nav menu.)

It’s a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage, the color is red. I went out car shopping Sat with my pay check and put a $250.00 down payment on it. It’s selling price is like $4,200.00, and they wanted a down payment of like $1,100.00, but I couldn’t do that at that time…so they are letting me pay off the down payment in payments lmao!! Then after that I’ll make weekly or bi weekly payments to pay it off.

Damn I’m so fucking happy. Here below is some pictures of the car in general that I’m getting. Now these are NOT pictures of “MY” car, but..when I go back to that place next week some time…I’ll get some pictures of it then and put them up here.

Hewlett-Packard
Hewlett-Packard
Hewlett-Packard

Of course…I plan on adding a kit to it then hehe. Well…something like this guy did here:

http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/361536/2

It’s fucking awesome! When I get this paid off….it’s time to shop for a graphics and ground effects kit lol! I can’t fucking wait….shit! And then I’ll put a system into it. I’ll prolly get the system first though hehe…Damn.. well…I gotta get to bed… ta ta…

Twisted

Shitty School is here again…..

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SING IT PEOPLE!

SHITTY SCHOOL IS HERE AGAIN! HERE AGAIN! IT’S TIME FOR STUPID ASS HOMEWORK AND BASTARD PICKING KIDS!! LA.. LA.. DE. DO.. DA!! FUCKING SHITTY SHIT SHIT SCHOOL IS HERE AGAIN!!

LET’S ALL STUPID STUDY FOR BULLSHIT QUIZES AND TESTS AND FAIL AGAIN ANY WAYS….LA.. LA ..DE.. DO.. DA!!! LET’S WHIP OUT THE “WEED” AND SMOKE SOME DOPE IN THE BATHROOM DURING OR BETWEEN CLASSES!! LA LA DE DO FUCKING DA!!….HAHAHA!! NAA….JK

I know how shitty school was… BEEN THERE DONE IT AND DON’T WANNA DO IT AGAIN LOL!! Fucking sucks massive shit! Well! Being that it’s that time of the year again, I figured I’ll bring the posts about SHIT SCHOOL to the index page of the Plog again! Now I could paste the posts right into here, but…that would be too fucking long.

I know you have a shitload of 20,000 page shitty books to read already…so I’ll post them after this post lmao! Of course the originals will be there in the Archives,….really I’m just double posting them, but…making it easier to find for those poor.. poor school kids. I hope ya like them and can relate to them! Well….I’m sure you will… Anyways…they coming really soon!

Twisted

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