General

But, I haven’t been home Friday and most of Sat. I have also been busy trying to get an old phpBB board up on my server and modifying the theme for it. I haven’t recieved an email from vBulletin yet, I prolly will within the next few days. I think it will take about 3 to 5 days, but.. I’m not sure.

I will keep everyone updated though. Well..tomorrow starts another fucking long ass, but.. short work week. I’ll try and get posts in here and there though. Well..I gotta get to bed.. ta ta..

Twisted

WORK A TEN HOUR DAY, THEN NOT GO TO SLEEP AT ALL….THEN GO OUT THE SAME NIGHT DRINKING! IT WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

Holy hell did I get royally fucked up Friday night! Jesus! I got off work around 3 am.. Thursday late night early Friday morning, then like the dumbass I am, I stayed up through the rest of the day Friday and night.

The worse fucking thing to do is doing that then going out drinking yet! SHIT! DON’T DO IT! I prolly had about half a case before even going out to the Club yet, while being there I had how many bottles of Bud, then 5 shooters, and however many pitchers of bud. Who knows! But, when going to the next bar, SHIT! I spent the whole time in the fucking bathroom hurling my guts out.

I thought it would never stop! But, it did finally. Thank god! I’m still feeling like shit and it’s Sunday! I think I had enough fun for this month lmao! Anyways….just don’t be a dumbass like me and do that shit….fuck! I’m out….laterz

Twisted

I HAVE MORE WHIP LASHING MARKS ON MY BACK THEN ALL THE SLAVES DID IN THE OLD DAYS! I SWEAR!

I just love it when people like to use me for what ever reasons! It’s fucking unreal! When I wanted to do stuff or learn stuff, I always went to google for a way to find the things I wanted to learn about. Now a days fucking kids are always asking for help with this and that and blah blah fucking blah! Basically they are asking for you to do the dirty work while they play retarded video games all day long or whatever!

IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT! LEARN IT ON YOUR OWN GOD DAMN IT!

Now some times I’ll ask for some help with images or whatever, but, atleast you’d be benefiting to. Cause I would have link exchanges or whatever. But most of the time they come to me for help, they don’t give me any credit what so ever, so it’s like FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!

I barely have time to keep myself educated with bullshit….let alone teaching or doing things for other peoples all the god damn time. FUCK! Anyways…I gotta get back to doing my shit now….it’s the weekend for me..so time to get shit done. Laterz…..

Twisted

I THINK IT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME!

I just hope it works and looks good to others though. I know there might be some quirks here and there, but.. fuck it! I have noticed some spaces between words and such, and I don’t know off hand what that is from, but, who cares anyways! I don’t give a damn really LOL! Anyways….I hope you like it and enjoy it! I gotta get back to working on other shit…. ta ta…

Twisted

IT NEVER FAILS! THE WEEKENDS GO BY QUICKER THEN THE FUCKING WORK WEEK! FUCKING SUCKS!

Welp! Todays my last day off and then it’s back to shit work again! FUCKING HELL! That’s the thing that sucks about my work week though, having to work 4 ten hour days… That’s what makes it seem to take forever to get through the week. I NEED TO GET A CAKE JOB! You know, one of them jobs where you get paid the big bucks to hardly do anything!

JUST LIKE THEM FUCKING RICH SNOBBISH BASTARDS USUALLY HAVE! WHERE YOU DON’T WANT TO GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY, BUT.. YET MAKE THE GOOD MONEY!

Like I said before, I wish we could just make money when we logged on the internet or went porning or something. That would be fucking awesome! Just think about it! You could pull in about 400 to 1,000 dollars a week “bring home” just from “wacking it” and “smacking it”!

And your friend’s would be like, DAMN! Where or what do you do for a job?! I want to work there to! And you could just tell them that you WACK IT and SMACK IT all day long…..everyday….and make money! Hahaha….jesus! I know! I know! Keep dreaming! Well! This is my last “real” day to be able to get shit done on here…so I better get to work! Ta ta….

Twisted

I COULD MAKE MILLIONS TELLING PEOPLE.. HOW TO NOT HAVE SHITTY RELATIONSHIPS! BUT, THEN THAT WOULD SHOW HOW STUPID PEOPLE ARE, BECAUSE THEY DON’T LEARN FROM THEIR OWN FUCKING MISTAKES TO START WITH!

It’s sad, but.. true! I mean…how is it that every time we go through a shitty relationship…we never learn from it? Here is an example below:

EXAMPLE: A guy gets a girl at the bar…they go out for a good while and they become more serious to the point of getting married soon. Some how he finds out she went cheating around on him…and blah blah…. the usually bullshit in a wonderful “serious” relationship…. and then he finally breaks up with her.

Later down the road he is at a BAR again looking for chicks and shit. Finds one…and the same shit happens again.

COME ON PEOPLE! FUCK PICKING ANYONE UP AT A GOD DAMN BAR! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET SOMEONE “SPECIAL” THERE! THAT’S FOR DAMN SURE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS!?

That’s kind of like going to CHURCH to find MISSES ALL INTO THE SEX, DRUGS AND SHIT! You most likely are not going to find it there right!? Maybe a select few girls that go to church are SLUTS in-disguise..but, that’s about it! PEOPLE ARE FUCKING BACKWARDS! I have been there done this shit so many god blasted times it isn’t funny!

I have been through all kinds of bullshit relationships and such to make your head spin. Everytime I try and help or point the younger couples in the right directions…they don’t listen to me anyways. Then…when that shit happens…they are all upset and whining to me about it! TOUGH SHIT FUCKERS! IF YOU ARE TOO STUPID AND STUBBORN.. TO NOT LISTEN TO SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE MORE EXPERIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE, THEN YOU! THEN YOU DESERVE THE STRUGGLES AND BULLSHIT OF A KIDDY SHITTY RELATIONSHIP!

LEARN SOMETHING FROM YOUR MISTAKES FOR ONCE!

Here is a little list of where not to find that someone “special”.

1) THE BAR!

2) THE MALL!

3) WALMART, K-MART OR ANY OTHER SHITTY STORES

4) THE MORGUE!

5) THE CLUBS! ( A LITTLE DIFFERENT THEN A BAR! MORE DANCING AND SHIT GOES ON AT THE CLUBS, WHERE AS THE BAR IS JUST MOSTLY HICK BASTARDS, IN-BREDS AND SHIT LIKE THAT!)

There is more, but…I’m too tired and lazy to post it. Here below is a small list of places to find that someone “special”. Well! Maybe….not even sure about that anymore…

3) THE CONVENT! HAHA…..JK

I don’t know…it’s really hard to say! Basically…these days.. YOU ARE SHIT OUT OF LUCK! GIVE UP! FUCK IT! WHO GIVES A DAMN! I DON’T! I JUST WANT TO MAKE THE MONEY AND SPOIL MYSELF! Why not right?! Fuck this shit…im done…later!

Twisted

MY DIVORCE IS FINAL! PRAISE GOD! PRAISE JESUS! PRAISE HIM!

Hahaha….Damn! I’m fucking happy! I want to go out and get shit faced now….it’s like being reborn or something lol! I kinda feel like going out and work on getting some nookie….but, then naa…I’ll keep cool for awhile. My hand is doing a good job of replacing the cheating whore bags lmao!

It doesn’t cheat, lie, use or anything else like that. It just does it’s job and I’m happy with that for now hahaha. Naa..not really…but, fuck it. But I am still going to play like an ugly ass AMISH man that no bitch would touch with a ten foot pole though! I don’t need that shit right now….I just wanna work my ass off and bring in the big bucks!

I SURE AS HELL DO NOT WANNA FUCK MYSELF LIKE THE LAST TIME! GETTING SOME LYING SLUT PREGNANT… THEN MARRYING HER! FUCK THAT SHIT! Anyways…I’m done for now…I really have to go to bed…one more night of 10 hours work and then it’s the weekend. Ta ta….I’ll be posting then again soon…..laterz….

Twisted

I’M NOT DEAD YET! JUST INCASE YOU LOSERS ARE WONDERING!

Since I have went from shitty dayshit, I mean dayshift to night shift….it’s cutting into my precious internet time. IT SUCKS ASS! I work from 4:30 pm to 3 am now, so it doesn’t give me much time to get on here and post these wonderful posts like before lol!

But, don’t worry…I’m still going to post my wonderful “educational” posts then.Hahaha. When Friday and the weekend is here….I am going to go fucking nuts with the shit….TRUST ME!

Before I forget….I want to thank you (the visitors) for helping me get listed on CollegeHumor.com and Shaming.com.  I had done a link exchange with them and I guess the only way for my site to be listed under their links section…is if I had a few hits going to them from my site…. So thank you again. I just had checked my stats and I noticed about 60 to 80 hits from those two sites lately.

Anyways…I’m exhausted….I gotta get to bed.But, I’ll try and get one more post in quick. Hahaha

Twisted

THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!.. SO BARE WITH ME BASTARDS!

Here below is what work really is anymore, or what it stands for.

1) A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO GET HARASSED BY THE OLDEST YET THE MOST IMMATURE FUCK-NUTS OF THE WORLD!

2) ROMPER ROOM!

3) STRESS AND EVEN MORE BULLSHIT STRESS! IF YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH, HEY!…..THE BASTARDS THERE WILL MAKE SURE YOU GOT MORE!

4) THE SECOND HELL! REALLY IT’S JUST A MOCK OF THE REAL HELL ….BUT..IN-DISGUISE!

5) THE MENTAL HOSPITAL! BEING THAT 99% OF THE BASTARDS ARE FUCKING CRAZY AND NEED MORE MEDICATIONS THEN THEY CAN SUPPLY THE DEMAND FOR IT!

I dunno….I guess you can’t just go to work anymore to WORK! Without being harassed, put down, belittled, picked on, having non-stop defamation going on to lead to harassment…. IT’S JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT! AND MOST OF THIS SHIT IS COMING FROM THE 30 to 50 YEAR OLD BASTARDS THAT ARE REALLY LIKE 10 YEARS OLD IN THE MIND! FUCKING UNREAL! I dunno anymore…..maybe it’s just me… I’m done with this shit, just like life! ….ta ta…

Twisted

WELL! IT WAS BLAND….I HAD TO ADD SALT, AND THEN IT WAS TASTY!!

I know I had posted almost every where you can think of, even up you’re ass about how my twisted-society.com domain name wasn’t going down and both bring ya to the same place. But, I had noticed it wasn’t coming up the other day, since my host moved me to another server. I had that done because of the shitty new (features) things they were adding to that specific server, which was fucking my PLOG up.. all to hell!

It’s fixed now! I had added it in the main site control panel under “parked domains” and it’s coming up again! I was wondering why my damn traffic wasn’t like normal LOL! Twisted-society.com was the main source of my traffic from the start….and thank god I have it working again. Anyways…I just thought I would tell you that. And if you’d like….I have saved some of my foot as left-overs incase anyone else would like some then… hahaha…naa….jk. I’m out….laterz..

Twisted