The power company can kiss my white / black ass!

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THERE IS NOTHING LIKE BEING LOGGED ON TO THE INTERNET…UPLOADING FILES AND SHIT TO THE FTP DIRECTORY AND THEN THE POWER IN THE HOUSE GOES OUT! AND THEN WHAT MAKES IT FUCKING WORSE IS THE FACT THAT IT GOES ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF ALL THROUGHOUT THE GOD BLASTED DAY, BECAUSE THE RETARDED POWER COMPANY ASSHOLES CAN’T FIX THE PROBLEM AT HAND IN ONE SHOT! FUCKING PRICKS!

I must have had to do disks checks while rebooting like a hundred times the other day! Which takes a good 5 minutes or so! Fucking sucks monkey cock! Hahaha…naa…but, it does though! That’s precious internet time going down the shitter because of stupid disk checks. Now this is just a little sweet reminder for those power company fuck-nuts, if they happen to come across this post or whatever.

GET THE SHIT FIXED QUICK! DON’T STAND OUT THERE AND PLAY WITH YOURSELVES WHILE PEOPLE HAVE TO SIT IN THEIR HOUSE TWIDDLING THEIR THUMBS AND HAVING FAMILY ORGIES, WITH LANTERNS AND FLASH LIGHTS!

I wish I was working there, I would have it done quick! Because I know it sucks ass to have the power out in the house! Means no internet and porno for who knows how many god damn hours! It’s a killer! It’s like one of your own family members was killed or something, having a funeral and all. Hahaha…naa….but, they do need to work a little faster! That’s all the shit for this post… ta ta

Twisted

P.S. What I really wanted to do was…..go out there and shove a telephone pole up their asses! Maybe then the power would have been on in a matter of seconds! Never know!

I have implemented the site’s theme into the plog….

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I THINK IT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME!

I just hope it works and looks good to others though. I know there might be some quirks here and there, but.. fuck it! I have noticed some spaces between words and such, and I don’t know off hand what that is from, but, who cares anyways! I don’t give a damn really LOL! Anyways….I hope you like it and enjoy it! I gotta get back to working on other shit…. ta ta…

Twisted

The weekends are not long enough….

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IT NEVER FAILS! THE WEEKENDS GO BY QUICKER THEN THE FUCKING WORK WEEK! FUCKING SUCKS!

Welp! Todays my last day off and then it’s back to shit work again! FUCKING HELL! That’s the thing that sucks about my work week though, having to work 4 ten hour days… That’s what makes it seem to take forever to get through the week. I NEED TO GET A CAKE JOB! You know, one of them jobs where you get paid the big bucks to hardly do anything!

JUST LIKE THEM FUCKING RICH SNOBBISH BASTARDS USUALLY HAVE! WHERE YOU DON’T WANT TO GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY, BUT.. YET MAKE THE GOOD MONEY!

Like I said before, I wish we could just make money when we logged on the internet or went porning or something. That would be fucking awesome! Just think about it! You could pull in about 400 to 1,000 dollars a week “bring home” just from “wacking it” and “smacking it”!

And your friend’s would be like, DAMN! Where or what do you do for a job?! I want to work there to! And you could just tell them that you WACK IT and SMACK IT all day long…..everyday….and make money! Hahaha….jesus! I know! I know! Keep dreaming! Well! This is my last “real” day to be able to get shit done on here…so I better get to work! Ta ta….

Twisted

I should write and publish my version of….Relationships for Dummies!

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I COULD MAKE MILLIONS TELLING PEOPLE.. HOW TO NOT HAVE SHITTY RELATIONSHIPS! BUT, THEN THAT WOULD SHOW HOW STUPID PEOPLE ARE, BECAUSE THEY DON’T LEARN FROM THEIR OWN FUCKING MISTAKES TO START WITH!

It’s sad, but.. true! I mean…how is it that every time we go through a shitty relationship…we never learn from it? Here is an example below:

EXAMPLE: A guy gets a girl at the bar…they go out for a good while and they become more serious to the point of getting married soon. Some how he finds out she went cheating around on him…and blah blah…. the usually bullshit in a wonderful “serious” relationship…. and then he finally breaks up with her.

Later down the road he is at a BAR again looking for chicks and shit. Finds one…and the same shit happens again.

COME ON PEOPLE! FUCK PICKING ANYONE UP AT A GOD DAMN BAR! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET SOMEONE “SPECIAL” THERE! THAT’S FOR DAMN SURE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS!?

That’s kind of like going to CHURCH to find MISSES ALL INTO THE SEX, DRUGS AND SHIT! You most likely are not going to find it there right!? Maybe a select few girls that go to church are SLUTS in-disguise..but, that’s about it! PEOPLE ARE FUCKING BACKWARDS! I have been there done this shit so many god blasted times it isn’t funny!

I have been through all kinds of bullshit relationships and such to make your head spin. Everytime I try and help or point the younger couples in the right directions…they don’t listen to me anyways. Then…when that shit happens…they are all upset and whining to me about it! TOUGH SHIT FUCKERS! IF YOU ARE TOO STUPID AND STUBBORN.. TO NOT LISTEN TO SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE MORE EXPERIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE, THEN YOU! THEN YOU DESERVE THE STRUGGLES AND BULLSHIT OF A KIDDY SHITTY RELATIONSHIP!

LEARN SOMETHING FROM YOUR MISTAKES FOR ONCE!

Here is a little list of where not to find that someone “special”.

1) THE BAR!

2) THE MALL!

3) WALMART, K-MART OR ANY OTHER SHITTY STORES

4) THE MORGUE!

5) THE CLUBS! ( A LITTLE DIFFERENT THEN A BAR! MORE DANCING AND SHIT GOES ON AT THE CLUBS, WHERE AS THE BAR IS JUST MOSTLY HICK BASTARDS, IN-BREDS AND SHIT LIKE THAT!)

There is more, but…I’m too tired and lazy to post it. Here below is a small list of places to find that someone “special”. Well! Maybe….not even sure about that anymore…

3) THE CONVENT! HAHA…..JK

I don’t know…it’s really hard to say! Basically…these days.. YOU ARE SHIT OUT OF LUCK! GIVE UP! FUCK IT! WHO GIVES A DAMN! I DON’T! I JUST WANT TO MAKE THE MONEY AND SPOIL MYSELF! Why not right?! Fuck this shit…im done…later!

Twisted

Break out the champaign!

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MY DIVORCE IS FINAL! PRAISE GOD! PRAISE JESUS! PRAISE HIM!

Hahaha….Damn! I’m fucking happy! I want to go out and get shit faced now….it’s like being reborn or something lol! I kinda feel like going out and work on getting some nookie….but, then naa…I’ll keep cool for awhile. My hand is doing a good job of replacing the cheating whore bags lmao!

It doesn’t cheat, lie, use or anything else like that. It just does it’s job and I’m happy with that for now hahaha. Naa..not really…but, fuck it. But I am still going to play like an ugly ass AMISH man that no bitch would touch with a ten foot pole though! I don’t need that shit right now….I just wanna work my ass off and bring in the big bucks!

I SURE AS HELL DO NOT WANNA FUCK MYSELF LIKE THE LAST TIME! GETTING SOME LYING SLUT PREGNANT… THEN MARRYING HER! FUCK THAT SHIT! Anyways…I’m done for now…I really have to go to bed…one more night of 10 hours work and then it’s the weekend. Ta ta….I’ll be posting then again soon…..laterz….

Twisted

I’m not dead….I’m just fucking exhausted….

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I’M NOT DEAD YET! JUST INCASE YOU LOSERS ARE WONDERING!

Since I have went from shitty dayshit, I mean dayshift to night shift….it’s cutting into my precious internet time. IT SUCKS ASS! I work from 4:30 pm to 3 am now, so it doesn’t give me much time to get on here and post these wonderful posts like before lol!

But, don’t worry…I’m still going to post my wonderful “educational” posts then.Hahaha. When Friday and the weekend is here….I am going to go fucking nuts with the shit….TRUST ME!

Before I forget….I want to thank you (the visitors) for helping me get listed on CollegeHumor.com and Shaming.com.  I had done a link exchange with them and I guess the only way for my site to be listed under their links section…is if I had a few hits going to them from my site…. So thank you again. I just had checked my stats and I noticed about 60 to 80 hits from those two sites lately.

Anyways…I’m exhausted….I gotta get to bed.But, I’ll try and get one more post in quick. Hahaha

Twisted

Defamation leads to harassment….

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THIS IS ANOTHER THING THAT PISSES ME OFF! FUCKING BASTARDS GOING AROUND SNICKERING AND MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE THAT AREN’T TRUE TO BEING WITH!

WORKING AT GREAT DANE CAN BE A BIG PAIN! HAHAHA…..NAA..JUST THE OLDER AND IMMATURE BASTARDS THAT WORK THERE LOL!! 

As far as I know…the meaning of Defamation or however you fucking spell it….grammar isn’t my best thing….as most can tell from alot of my posts LOL! Anyways….the meaning as far as I know is like this:

1) A GUY OR GIRL STARTS WORK SOME WHERE….AND SOME PEOPLE START SNICKERING AMONGST THEY’RE FRIENDS AND SUCH …MAKING LITTLE IMMATURE COMMENTS LIKE…O SHE IS A LESBIAN OR HE IS A HOMO! But, they don’t come out and say it to you! They just make them little comments and shit to the other people….and like any other wonderful UNTRUE BULLSHIT “GOSSIP”….it spreads like AIDS!

Here is a small list for those bastards to maybe follow to help them with their DEFAMATION BULLSHIT PROBLEM!

1) THIS MOST IMPORTANT! PLEASE FOLLOW AND OBEY THIS ONE FIRST! HERE IT IS:

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WITH THE DEFAMATION BULLSHIT! IT’S TIME TO GROW THE FUCK UP AND ACT YOUR AGE! FUCKERS!

2) DO NOT SAY SHIT ABOUT ANYONE YOU DO NOT KNOW! THIS PRETTY MUCH IS COVERED IN NUMBER ONE REALLY….BUT, THIS IS FOR THE LESS EDUCATED FUCK-NUTS! I MEAN COME ON PEOPLES…I DON’T RUN AROUND MAKING UP BULLSHIT COMMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE AND I ESPECIALLY DON’T TRY AND CONVINCE OTHER IDIOTS TO BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT ISN’T TRUE OR WHATEVER! I MEAN….DAMN! I THOUGHT IT WAS BAD IN HIGHSCHOOL! SHIT! WAS I WRONG OR WHAT!?

3) FOR THOSE THAT LIKE TO CALL PEOPLE “GAY”, LESBIAN, HOMO’S AND SHIT! I THINK MAYBE YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION… (AM I READY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET YET?) I MEAN…YOU MUST HAVE BEEN IN THERE LONG ENOUGH RIGHT!!?… BECAUSE MOST OF THE BASTARDS THAT LIKE TO GO AROUND MAKING UP THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES ARE USUALLY THE ONES THAT HAVE A GUILTY CONSIOUS ABOUT THEMSELVES OR ARE REALLY GAY THEMSELVES AND TRYING TO FIND PARTNERS NON-CHALANTLY LIKE! IT HAS TO BE TRUE….OR EITHER THEY ARE JUST SO FUCKING IMMATURE IT’S NOT FUNNY AND ARE JEALOUS BEYOND BELIEF. IT’S SAD! EITHER WAY….THEY NEED TO ROT AND BURN! GROW THE FUCK UP PEOPLE!

4) ASK YOURSELF! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT SHIT BEING DONE TO YOU? IF NOT! AGAIN! SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLES!

There…I feel better now! For all them bastards out there with a bullshit gossip and defamation problem! SHUT THE FUCK UP! GROW UP! AND! LICK MY ASS BITCHES! Thank you for your fucking coooperation! Ta ta immature bastards….

Twisted

P.S. I THINK MOST PEOPLE NEED TO GO THROUGH THE HARASSMENT PART OF ORIENTATION AGAIN! SERIOUSLY! IT’S FUCKING SAD TO HAVE TO WORK AT A FUCKING ROMPER ROOM! I GUESS EVERY JOB IS LIKE THIS AND IT SUCKS ASS! I WISH I WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY LMAO! ANYWAYS..TA TA..

Here is the meaning of work…..

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THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!.. SO BARE WITH ME BASTARDS!

Here below is what work really is anymore, or what it stands for.

1) A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO GET HARASSED BY THE OLDEST YET THE MOST IMMATURE FUCK-NUTS OF THE WORLD!

2) ROMPER ROOM!

3) STRESS AND EVEN MORE BULLSHIT STRESS! IF YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH, HEY!…..THE BASTARDS THERE WILL MAKE SURE YOU GOT MORE!

4) THE SECOND HELL! REALLY IT’S JUST A MOCK OF THE REAL HELL ….BUT..IN-DISGUISE!

5) THE MENTAL HOSPITAL! BEING THAT 99% OF THE BASTARDS ARE FUCKING CRAZY AND NEED MORE MEDICATIONS THEN THEY CAN SUPPLY THE DEMAND FOR IT!

I dunno….I guess you can’t just go to work anymore to WORK! Without being harassed, put down, belittled, picked on, having non-stop defamation going on to lead to harassment…. IT’S JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT! AND MOST OF THIS SHIT IS COMING FROM THE 30 to 50 YEAR OLD BASTARDS THAT ARE REALLY LIKE 10 YEARS OLD IN THE MIND! FUCKING UNREAL! I dunno anymore…..maybe it’s just me… I’m done with this shit, just like life! ….ta ta…

Twisted

I’m done eating my foot…..

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WELL! IT WAS BLAND….I HAD TO ADD SALT, AND THEN IT WAS TASTY!!

I know I had posted almost every where you can think of, even up you’re ass about how my twisted-society.com domain name wasn’t going down and both bring ya to the same place. But, I had noticed it wasn’t coming up the other day, since my host moved me to another server. I had that done because of the shitty new (features) things they were adding to that specific server, which was fucking my PLOG up.. all to hell!

It’s fixed now! I had added it in the main site control panel under “parked domains” and it’s coming up again! I was wondering why my damn traffic wasn’t like normal LOL! Twisted-society.com was the main source of my traffic from the start….and thank god I have it working again. Anyways…I just thought I would tell you that. And if you’d like….I have saved some of my foot as left-overs incase anyone else would like some then… hahaha…naa….jk. I’m out….laterz..

Twisted

Everything out there anymore sucks ass!…

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I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! BUT! EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO GET TO USE…LIKE: FORUM SOFTWARES, BLOGGING SOFTWARES, CMS SOFTWARES AND SHIT ARE A PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS TO INSTALL OR MAINTAIN! AND THEY SAY THEY ARE SIMPLE! AH! SIMPLE MY FUCKING ASS!

Now, with me posting this, I can’t even get to the posts in here now, because I followed the simple procedure of uploading the new patch files….over the old existing ones. They said it could be done and have no problems. AH! Yeah right! When I go to try and view the posts in the control panel….SHIT SHOWS UP THERE! I CAN’T DO ANYTHING WITH THEM! EVEN AFTER I TRIED UPLOADING THE OLD FILES OVER THE NEW SHITTY ONES! FUCKING HELL!

Don’t worry people….I’m going to use a totally different blogging software then. I have him installed already…just gotta impliment my theme into it and put my posts over there. I did this already (adding the posts) with a newly installed PLOG but even that one is fucked up! JESUS! This is going to be a totally different software and YES! I LOVE IT! IT FUCKING ROCKS!

ALSO! I’M GETTING A VB BOARD! THE NEXT TIME I GET PAID, OR SO….I’M BUYING A LICENSE FOR A VB BOARD! FUCK PHPBB! THEY ALL BASTARDS OVER THERE ANY FUCKING WAYS! YOU CAN DO FUCKING SHIT ON THEIR BOARDS AND THEY CAN BE THE BIGGEST BASTARDS EVER! MOST PEOPLE CAN AGREE!

THEY CAN’T GET THE SHIT RIGHT THE FIRST FUCKING TIME, ALWAYS RELEASING GOD DAMN NEW VERSIONS AND SHIT! FUCK THAT! I DON’T HAVE TIME TO KEEP UPGRADING MY DAMN BOARDS EVERYDAY AND SHIT! WHATEVER! I DON’T EVEN REALLY WANT A BOARD TO START WITH,  BUT FUCK IT! I WILL GET A VB ONE THEN! FO SURE! I’m done with this shit for now….ta ta….

Twisted

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