Another blog?? …

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mmm..yeah…maybe..

I have been thinking about making another blog up or something. I was thinking about making one up that isn’t so ignorant or rantful. I don’t know though…I post alot of my inside feelings of anger and shit on here…and it’s seems to be the only thing that people like these days.

I also feel that there is alot of people out there that like nice content just as much. Like I said hundreds of times before, I’m not really an asshole in real life, meaning person to person….I could be if need be…but, not usually. I’m really the opposite of what I might have come across to ppls on here. Anyone that had read my posts in message boards and msn chat with me….knows I like to joke around, get sarcastic, speak fairly nicely and I like to have a good time.

The ranting and stuff on here is the deepest feelings or my outlook on bullshit problems, relationships, and life in general. I’m one that likes to get shit off my chest…without trying to create more problems for myself in real life so to speak…my life already sucks ASS….and I don’t need to make it worse. So, I’m using my Plog or Blog to release my anger and hateful feelings, so I am more relaxed and shit in “real life”.

I dunno…I’m thinking about making a Plog that is basically the opposite of this one here…and NO ONE HAS TO READ IT IF THEY DON’T WANT TO !! Also! I will not stop posting shit on here, there is always going to be HELL IN MY SUCKY ASS LIFE, so there will be a constant flow of posts. That’s a promise!

Anyways..this might happen over my long weekend…I’ll keep everyone updated then… I’m out for now…ta ta..

Twisted

Mc Donald’s workers ….

Rants

CAN BE THE BIGGEST MC IDIOTS! THEY ARE FUCKING MC DEAF AND MC DUMB TO! O WELL!!…THEY JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKING MC MORONS!!

It’s fucking sad really… just a bunch of MC DUMBASSES FROM MC FUCKING HELL!! Anyways…Here is what happened today…my gram, me and bro went through the fucking MC STUPID DRIVE THRU…to get some MC SHIT! While my gram was trying to tell the MC STUPID and DEAF BITCH what we all wanted….she was screwing the shit up…while the line behind us kept getting longer and longer.

My gram was telling her, my brother wanted a #8 and she was saying….ok you want a #6 and shit… and we were like MC NO!! MC BITCH! a MC #8!!!!! PUT YOUR FUCKING MC HEARING AID IN!! Then I was saying not too loudly….a #3 supersized and she was like…ok a #5 or something…and then I yelled: NO!! A #3 SUPERSIZED WITH A MC FUCKING COKE!! YOU MC FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!! GET IT STRAIGHT!! JESUS.. MC FUCKING CHRIST!!

I dunno about them MC FUCKING DUMBASSES,… PEOPLE! SHIT! I should have just said: I want MC MARIJUANA SALAD WITH LSD DRESSING! And some MC PUSSY so I could MC LICK IT AND STICK IT! Hahaha…naa…but, seriously though…..they need to do a few things to make the DRIVE THRU smoother… here below is a small list of what they need to do…

1) GET THEIR FUCKING MC EARS CLEANED AND GET FUCKING MC HEARING AIDS!

2) MC FUCKING LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE AND WHAT THEY ARE ORDERING!

3) IF THEY CAN’T DO THEIR MC FUCKING STUPID ASS JOB, QUIT AND GET ANOTHER ONE!

4) TURN UP THE VOLUME ON THE STUPID MC HEADPHONES! AND STOP TALKING WITH THE REST OF MC MORON CO WORKERS!

5) THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE! THIS ONE WRAPS UP ALL THE MC SHIT INTO ONE IMPORTANT RULE FOR WORKING AT THE MC FUCKING DUMBASS DONALDS!

MC PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION! MC LISTEN! MC LEARN THE MC BULLSHIT! MC TURN THE FUCKING VOLUME UP ON THE MC STUPID ASS HEADPHONES AND MC FUCKING CLEAN YOUR EARS OUT….MC FUCKING GOD DAMN IT!! HAHAHA!!…..DAMN…THAT PISSED ME OFF TODAY!

Remember MC FUCK-NUTS! If your going to work at MC DUMBASS DONALDS…read and abide by the above MC FUCKING RULES! I’m out ….I’m done with this MC FUCKING BULLSHIT! Laterz…

Twisted

About the Site…please read!!

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Being the lazy bastard that I am lol!! I have now decided to turn my site into a “portal” so to speak, for whatever type of funny, sarcastic, ranting related content, from who ever and whatever!

It will be something like Ebaum’s World or whatever…but, not quite. I have decided to do this because with the full time job I have now, I just don’t have the time to constantly keep my site updated and such.

Please don’t get me wrong though, I will have my shit here….but, there just might be some other people’s stuff here to. I think doing it this way will help other site owner’s out as well as me, with my site.

Also, for those that allow me to use some of their content or whatever on my site…they will be listed on the Credits page as well as having a little paragraph and link to their site, displayed under “their” content that I add to my site.

Please note: The content that I use or add from other people is always verified and I have recieved permission from the original content holder! I do not leech off of other people’s sites lol. Well..I don’t usually lmao!! Hahaha…naa.. I’m just kidding. If you’d like to have some of your content added to my site, please send me an email via the contact page. Thank you!

Twisted

Just think of me as your free THERAPIST….

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BUT THE SESSIONS AND THERAPY ONLY WORK IF YOU LISTEN, LEARN AND ACT ON THE SHIT!

Almost everyday I post shit that has happened to me in the past, present and future. YES! I MEAN FUTURE! I said that because it’s so fucking PREDICTABLE! Every day I wake up and I know it’s going to be shit any fucking ways. I just know what to expect!

I guess it’s like watching re-runs of the same retarded sitcoms on tv. If you have seen “FRIENDS” over and over before….and a re-run comes on one day…you’ll be like: I KNOW THIS ONE! I LOVE THIS ONE! To your friend or family members. RIGHT!? Yeah….fucking thought so! I’m not dissing that show lmao! I’m just saying…that’s how MY SHITTY LIFE IS!

Like with me, I wake up every god damn day and say to myself: I KNOW THIS SHITTY DAY! I HATE THIS ONE! IT FUCKING SUCKS HORSE DICK AND SMELLS LIKE THAT 600 LB LADY’S ASS THAT WAS WELDED TO THE COUCH! IT JUST PLAIN FUCKING SUCKS AND IT’S BULLSHIT!

I dunno, I’d just like to ask everyone to sit down or every night before going to sleep….just say a little prayer for me and my shitty life. I could use all the amateur help I can get lmao!! Haha..naa.. I don’t need shit, maybe just a life time supply of beer, liquer and cigarettes… That usually helps me in these fucking bullshit situations…

ANYWAYS….TRY AND LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES OR READ BETWEEN THE LINES OF WHATEVER I’M SAYING, BECAUSE A LESSON IS ALWAYS THERE KNOCKING ON YOUR NOGGIN! IT’S JUST UP TO YOU TO LEARN THE SHIT! JUST BE HAPPY AND GRATEFUL I’M A FREE THERAPIST OR COUNSLER, FOR CHRISTS SAKES LOL!! Im done..laterz..

Twisted

I haven’t heard from you in a while….

Rants

I JUST LOVE IT TO DEATH!! YOU DON’T HEAR FROM CERTAIN WONDERFUL FUCKING PEOPLE FOREVER AND THEN ALL THE SUDDEN YOU DO!! AND, LET’S STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS FOR MINUTE…..MMMMMMMM….. 

I GOT IT!….. THEY MUST NEED SOMETHING FROM YOU OR THEY WANT TO USE YOU!!

DING!! DING!! DING!!…… WE HAVE A WINNER!

It’s fucking sad really….but.. it’s the TRUTH! Who needs family when you have the “BEST FRIENDS” IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!?? Come on people!? WHAT THE FUCK!?? Don’t it usually mean, if you don’t hear from someone or you don’t want to talk to them, that you are usually done with them totally!!??

I REALLY THINK IT’S TIME TO START UP A BUSINESS…WHICH IS PROLLY ALREADY EXISTING…BUT, A BUSINESS THAT SELLS “SUCKER” OR “DUMBASS” SIGNS FOR PEOPLE TO WEAR ON THEMSELVES! YA KNOW!? JUST FOR THESE TYPES OF WONDERFUL OCCASIONS AND SHIT!  

You could even think of it as a “special” holiday or something! When you smell the scent of BULLSHIT USING COMING ON OR WHATEVER! YOU COULD ALL GET EXCITED AND DRUNK AND CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT SOMEONE’S ABOUT TO USE YOU OR WHATEVER! It would be like the next best thing to fucking CHRISTMAS! PARENTS AND KIDS ARE ALL GETTING GIDDY AND SHIT!

Parents telling their kids! IT’S ABOUT THAT TIME KIDS!! YAY!! LET’S GET OUT OUR “SUCKER” or “DUMBASS” SIGNS! IT’S TIME FOR US TO GET USED!! YAY!!  It’s just plain FUCKING BULLSHIT! JUST REMEMBER EVERYONE!

IF YOU DON’T CONSTANTLY KEEP IN TOUCH WITH SO CALLED “FRIENDS” OR WHATEVER! DO THEM A FAVOR AND JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND MOVE ON! FORGET ABOUT THEM TOTALLY, WELL PRETTY MUCH LIKE YOU WERE DOING BEFORE YOU WANTED TO USE THEM AGAIN OR WHATEVER!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT!? YOU WOULDN’T RIGHT!! YEAH! I AM RIGHT! JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU USING BASTARD MOTHERFUCKERS! I’m done with this shit…laterz…

Twisted

Mmm..spam mail from Mr Long…

Rants

THIS COULD BE FUCKING INTERESTING….NOT!!

Here is the email from MrLong! The biggest dick head in the world of email receiving. THAT FUCKING BIG PRICK! CAN SUCK MY FATTY DICK AND LICK IT TILL HE GETS TO THE CREAMY FILLING! YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING COCK!!?? HAHA….naa …anyways…here it is:

From:
Subject: LongSchlong
Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 02:29:56 -0800

Gain a few inches in just weeks!

http://penology%2Eg%55a%72An%54e%65Ddea%6CS%2EC%4F%4D:85/s%6E%6Ft%6D%61i%6C

WHAT THE HELL!? IS THAT IT, YOU FUCKING PRICK!? YOU MUST BE FUCKING EXHAUSTED PLAYING WITH THAT HUGE COCK OF YOUR’S OR SOMETHING, THAT’S ALL YOU CAN TYPE IN A MESSAGE TO ME….?? OMFG! YOU ARE EVEN MORE LAZY THEN I AM!

Anyways, my reply to him was:

STOP SENDING ME FUCKING SPAM MAIL, YOU FUCKING PRICK BASTARD! OR I’LL SHOVE SOMETHING LONG AND SLENDER UP YOUR ASS! AND IT’S NOT GOING TO ME MINE! IT’S GOING TO BE YOUR OWN DAMN LONG SCHLONG!

THAT’S EVEN IF YOU HAVE ONE! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DICKHEAD ONLINE! FUCKING SPAMMING PPLS WITH YOUR COCK “MIRACLE GROWING” SHIT!! YOU REALLY MUST HAVE THE BALLS TO SEND PPLS THIS SHIT! DAMN! ANYWAYS..STOP SPAMMING DICKHEAD! THANKS FOR YOUR FUCKING COOPERATION!

MR_VINDICTIVE “PRICK” BASTARD.COM

Hahaha….holy hell! Fucking bastards never learn do they? Shit! I have to get to bed..laterz all…

Twisted

About The-XiT Porno Board…

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IT’S UP AND RUNNING AND READY TO GO YOU PORNO FREAKS AND BASTARDS LOL!

Hahaha.. Here is the url to it. If you’d like to join and start posting some good PORNO images, please feel free!

https://www.vindictivebastard.com/TheXiT

Please note: I have not implimented the Site’s theme or layout into it. After all! It’s a porno board, and it should have it’s own porno-ish look or feel. Thanks for fucking understanding god damn it. By the way..my username in there is TruePlaya. Thanks…

Twisted

I’m not against females….

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REALLY! I’M NOT! I DON’T HATE THEM! I’M JUST AGAINST THE USERS, CHEATERS AND WHORE BAGS THAT CLAIM TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL AND TURN OUT TO BE SHIT!

I know I must have made almost 50 to 100 posts about how girls can be bitches, sluts and whore bags! I’m not against females in general…Im just AGAINST THE SHIT THEY PULL ON YOU WHEN YOU ARE WITH THEM!

I usually post about the relationship horseshit or whatever because that shit did happen to me. I’m not fucking stupid! I’m 28 years old and have been there so many god blasted times it’s not funny! You can’t really trust anyone anymore! I guess that’s because you know it happened to you alot. That’s why I post the shit I do! IT’S BECAUSE, IT’S THE FUCKING TRUTH!

ALSO! It’s not always the girls doing it! It’s the guys to! Guys can be fucking assholes to, because if you and your girl go out to the club or whatever..there is always some drunken bastard fuck…trying to hit on your girl! That’s why I hate going to the bar or club with a girl…because there is usually some drunken asshole there to try and start shit…that doesn’t needed to be started to start with! Fucking pricks!

COME ON GOD DAMN IT! I DON’T WORK MY WAY TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DRUNK AS FUCK TRYING TO STEAL YOUR GIRL OR WHATEVER! I WOULDN’T EVEN TRY TO TAKE HER AT THE FUCKING BAR! I CAN’T HELP IT IF SHE IS OUT HITTING ON GUYS AND SHIT, LYING LIKE THE SLUT SHE IS!…. JUST LIKE THE GUYS LIE TO THE GIRLS! HOW DOES ANYONE KNOW, WHO’S IS WHO’S!??

THEY SHOULD MAKE BRANDING AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLES! SERIOUSLY!  IT WOULD BE LIKE A TAT, BUT MORE OFFICIAL! IT WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE…IM THIS DUMBASSES BITCH, SO HANDS OFF! HAHAHA…NAA JK.

I just wish there was more single people out there that would be willing to stay LOYAL and such, rather then just ruin or fuck someone up more then they already are! It’s sad..but, I guess that’s LIFE! I think I’d rather stay single the rest of my life and spoil myself..only if they (girls) or (guys) knew how to treat someone…sigh..    O WELL!….FUCK IT!!

Twisted

Why have email? It fucking sucks anyways….

Rants

IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT! WHY EVEN HAVE EMAIL OR AN EMAIL BOX WHEN IT DON’T WORK 99% OF THE TIME!? IT ONLY REALLY WORKS TO GIVE YOU FUCKING SPAM MAIL! FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT!

It really pisses me off to try and spend 2 or so hours sending out valid emails to people that really matter….then it won’t work for you 99% of the time…but sure as FUCKIN SHIT! You’ll get 20 or more spam bullshit emails for every vaild and descent one you TRY AND SEND! IT’S FUCKED UP! IT’S PLAIN FUCKING BULLSHIT! WHY EVEN HAVE AN EMAIL BOX OR WHATEVER!?

IM FUCKING TIRED OF IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FREE EMAIL ADDY PROVIDERS OR ISP BASTARDS! LEARN HOW TO RUN THE SHIT BEFORE MAKING IT PUBLIC! YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKERS!? A FUCKING THREE YEAR OLD COULD DRIVE A CAR BACKWARDS AT 90 MILES AN HOUR DRUNK AND STILL KNOW HOW TO OPERATE THE VEHICLE BETTER THEN YOU CAN RUN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT ISP EMAIL BOX OPERATIONS AND SHIT! FUCKING BASTARDS! FUCKING GO TO HELL! FUCK YOU AND JUST FUCKING DIE! LEARN THE SHIT NOW OR FUCK OFF! DON’T OFFER SHIT IF YA DON’T KNOW HOW TO CONNECT TO YOUR OWN SERVER! Im fucking pissed…please excuse the language..

Twisted

The porno board is almost ready..

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UDPATE: Here is the url to the XiT Board. Please remember though, I still have some things to finish up over there lol. If you’d like to join it, feel free to. Thanks.

https://www.vindictivebastard.com/TheXiT/

I should have it ready really soon. The only thing that really needs done yet is making the logo…or shitty temporary logo I mean…and making a few posts and such. I’m also testing things out to see if they work ok or not. I don’t want to have people going in there and things are all fucked up. I think I’ll also add the old existing members from other boards later….it’s just that is going to be time consuming, but don’t worry though…it won’t be holding anything up. I’ll do that shit when I have some extra time…which I don’t have much of lately lol. Anyways…I’m almost done with it and I’ll post the link every where then. Also…this location is going to use an old url directory I had before…so hopefully it will help bring back some old traffic again. Who knows… anyways..I gotta finish up some shit there and I’ll put the link in here then. Lata…

Twisted

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