medication – Vindictive Bastard

Twisted Jokes

You know you are a Bipolar Bitch if….

You know you are a bipolar if….

1) If 99% of the guys that hangout with you spend all their time kissing your ass rather then
telling you how they really feel about you because they don’t wanna end up getting therapy!

2) 1% of the men are telling you off and how they really feel about you, but you are just too stupid and bitchy to realize your only going to end up with SHIT, because of your BITCHY attitude all the time and you can’t accept it!

3) When no more then 5 seconds into a conversation you start bitching and snapping on someone because of whatever they may have said…even if it’s something nice.

4) You have the nerve to talk about peoples and get them into trouble…but if it happens to you, it’s a sin! And then they have endless HELL and BITCHING to deal with.

5) The first thing that comes outta your mouth in the morning is BITCHING, about something stupid or not..it don’t matter.

6) You are never satistified with anything, no matter what one does to make you happy or please you, YOUR STILL A DAMN BIPOLAR BITCH!

7) Your own therapist needs tons of medications and therapy, and then even his therapist needs tons of meds and therapy!

8) Even if you took 2 times the original amount of medications prescribed by your doctor and everyone still see’s no improvement!

9) The pharmacys do not think they have enough medication to supply the demand for your Bipolarness!

10) While having your period your nice as can be, but when the period is over, you are all
BIPOLAR BITCH again!

11) Someone else’s stupididity pisses you off, but when your being stupid it’s ok.

12) You expect others to take ALL YOUR SHIT and treat you like a fucking PRINCESS! NOT!! DON’T FUCKING THINK SO BITCHES!

13) You treat everyone like shit and use them, and then expect money, material things in-return! AH! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR GETTING SHIT FROM ANYONE HAHAHA! REALITY CHECK BITCHES!

14) You can’t stand the fact of being wrong about anything and any issues. You always have to be right! Or you always have to have the last word in any fucking argument! EVEN IF YOUR NOT ALWAYS RIGHT AND YOU JUST WANNA LOOK LIKE MRS. GOODIE GOODIE, BUT REALLY YOUR JUST THE BIGGEST PILE OF SHIT!

15) You treat all the people that are really nice to you like SHIT, but kiss the ass of those that are really being assholes to you!

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Twisted Jun 1

Bitches

Bipolars need their Meds, Please don’t miss a dose!

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THE BIPOLAR BITCHES IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE!

I am so fucking tired of working with or being around the bi polar bitches it’s getting old and tiresome. All they do is bitch about everything someone else does, but they do the same shit!

And if you try arguing back with them, OMFG that is a fucking sin or something! They start bitching for no god damn reason what’s so ever! It’s like this:

[Me] How was your day so far?

[Them] It was ok, until YOU FUCKING ASKED ME THAT QUESTION….WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE ALL THE DAMN TIME? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

IT’S LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?! OKKKKK! And then when you try arguing back or express yourself on how you feel about them being a bitch for no fucking reason. Then it’s like an alarm went off or something!

ATTENTION ALL BI POLARS AND BITCHES! ATTENTION! WE HAVE AN ARGUMENT IN PROGRESS! PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST ARGUMENT FOR ATTACK! (TAG TEAM TIME! I SAY AGAIN! TAG TEAM TIME!)

It’s like O HELL! Here we go again! Another unfair mouth battle with the BI POLARS FROM HEAVEN! It’s like naa, this must be just a bad dream or the worst nightmare I have ever had! So I pinched myself…NOPE! It’s not a fucking dream! DAMN! THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS!

AND ALOT OF THE TIME, I DON’T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO THEM! THEY ALL START SHIT WITH ME FOR NOTHING! They get mad at me for defending myself for shit they dish out to fucking start with! ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

THEY ALL NEED MEDICATION! BUT, I DON’T THINK THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO SUPPLY THE DEMAND FOR IT! ALONG WITH THE THERAPY THEY NEED! SHIT! I THINK ONE TIME WITH A THERAPIST, THE THERAPIST WOULD NEED MEDICATION AND THERAPY!

I think it’s high time for them to get serious help! Meds, Therapy and shit like that. Maybe even be shipped over seas to Iraq and shit to help the “War on Terror”! Like I said before, they could be used in the interrogation rooms and shit! Any fucking ways…I’m just sick of how shit goes at work and in general with all them damn bitches. They all have the damn nerve to call me an ASSHOLE, but they never look at the real reason for others to change their overall attitudes towards THEM (The Bipolars and Bitches!).

MOST OF THEM SAY THEY GO TO CHURCH! AH! IF THAT IS WHAT IS COMING OUT OF THE CHURCHES THESE DAYS, NO WONDER WHY EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE AGAINST CHRISTAINITY HAHAHA! Naa…..Im done….prolly update again later…

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Twisted Jun 1

Shit Work

ANOTHER WONDERFUL DAY!…AT SHIT WORK!!

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF SHIT WORK! IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE!

I am so fucking tired of working with the bi polar bitches it’s getting old and tiresome. All they do is bitch about everything someone else does, but they do the same shit! I know I have mentioned this before in another post…but it happened again today and I have to post again about it lol.

Any fucking ways…working with the two girls in the beginning of the work day wasn’t bad at all. But! Once we got into the dishroom to do the dishes, ALL HEAVEN BROKE LOOSE AGAIN! And I don’t even know why…I mean shit! I wasn’t even doing anything wrong! The one just started bitching for no reason, being all mean and shit! Then it just struck a nerve and I started arguing back. Then it was like an alarm went off or something!

ATTENTION ALL BI POLARS AND BITCHES! ATTENTION! WE HAVE AN ARGUMENT IN PROGRESS! PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST ARGUMENT FOR ATTACK! (TAG TEAM TIME! I SAY AGAIN! TAG TEAM TIME!)

I was like O HELL! Here we go again! Another unfair mouth battle with the BI POLARS FROM HEAVEN! It’s like naa, this must be just a bad dream or the worst nightmare I have ever had! So I pinched myself…NOPE! It’s not a fucking dream! DAMN! THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS! I had the damn EVIL DWARF COOK on my ass besides the damn other two bi polars!

The one hit me in the arm with the damn cart door, so I fucking knee-d it hard to slam back towards her, but it missed. hahaha.. But anyways…she got mad at me for being an ASSHOLE! When I didn’t even do anything any fucking ways. SHE STARTED IN ON ME! LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT OR SOMETHING! They get mad at me for defending myself for shit they dish out to fucking start with! ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

THEY ALL NEED MEDICATION! BUT, I DON’T THINK THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO SUPPLY THE DEMAND FOR IT! ALONG WITH THE THERAPY THEY NEED! SHIT! I THINK ONE TIME WITH A THERAPIST, THE THERAPIST WOULD NEED MEDICATION AND THERAPY!

I think it’s high time for them to get serious help! Meds, Therapy and shit like that. Maybe even be shipped over seas to Iraq and shit to help the “War on Terror“! Like I said before, they could be used in the interrogation rooms and shit! Any fucking ways…I’m just sick of how shit goes at work and them damn bitches. They all have the damn nerve to call me an ASSHOLE, but they never look at the real reason for others to change their overall attitudes towards them.

IT’S THE BITCHES STARTING IT IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE! I WASN’T EVEN DOING ANYTHING WRONG! FUCKING BITCHES FROM HEAVEN! THEY SAY THEY GO TO CHURCH! AH! IF THAT IS WHAT IS COMING OUT OF THE CHURCHES THESE DAYS, NO WONDER WHY EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE AGAINST CHRISTAINITY LMAO! HAHAHA! Naa…..Im done….prolly update again later…

Twisted May 22