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Myspace.com = Myshit.com…

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Yeah, good old fucking Myspace.com sent me the LAST fucking notification of a user wanting for me to add them…

I just couldn’t take anymore fucking emails, not to mention the bitch ass slutty whores that roam on there sending invite notifications to every Tom, Dick, and Harry… Take Karen the Cunt for instance… WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SLUT!?!?!?!?

I DON’T KNOW YOU FROM EVE, BITCH. God damn bitches and whores sending me invites and shit… then when I check out their shitty ass profiles, there’s never any normal decent pictures on there… Usually just nothing but sex related spammer bastard sites and shit.

FUCK YOU KAREN! AND FUCK YOU TOO, NATALIE! I’M DONE WITH THE SHITTY ASS FUCKING MYSPACE-FOR-YOUR-SLUTTISM.COM SHIT! MY ACCOUNT IS DELETED AND DONE, CANCELED AND FLUSHED! FUCK OFF YOU SPAMMER SLUT BITCHES! YOU AIN’T BUGGING ME NO MORE!

Here below are some Myspace.com names they SHOULD HAVE…

  1. myspace-the-global-home-of-the-whorebags.com
  2. myspace-sucks-horse-dick.com
  3. myspace-is-nothing-but-a-fucking-cesspool-of-shit-where-
    spammer-sluts-join-then-they-fucking-spam-you-invite-
    shit-because-they-fucking-loser-slut-whorebags-from-hell.com
  4. myspace-is-a-sorry-ass-place.com
  5. myspace-needs-drop-kicked-and-bitch-
    slapped-across-the-fucking-face.com
  6. myspace-needs-their-corporate-headquarters-burnt-
    to-the-fucking-ground-then-shit-on.com
  7. myspace-fucking-sucks-ass-and-needs-to-be-deleted.com
  8. myspace-forces-users-to-raise-their-screen-resolution-in-order-
    to-read-their-shitty-ass-special-messages-when-the-people-don’t-really
    give-a-flopping-fuck-about-them-anyway.com
  9. myspace-is-full-of-perverted-losers-just-out-to-bug-other-people-
    because-they-ain’t-getting-dates-and-girlfriends-on-their-own-so-
    what-better-to-do-then-sit-on-myspace-nagging-other-peoples-
    girlfriends-or-boyfriends.com
  10. myspace-just-needs-to-be-flushed-down-toilet-because-they-
    fucking-shit.com

And that’s about it for now. I could come up with more names for them, but really I have better things to do with my time… Like whack off to free porno! I’m out for the night… tata!

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hotsexygirl is a member of MySpace and is inviting you to join.

Rants

Natalie is back!!! Gee Whiz, this girl just doesn’t wanna give up on me!

Yeah, I got another email from this MySpace.com Slutty Spammer Bot Bitch… Still up to her old tricks, just using a different “name”… Anyway, here’s what she had to say this time…

hotsexygirl says: merry christmas!!

Twisted says: Merry (Go Fuck Yourself All The Way To) Christmas!! You fuckin MySpace Spammer Slut Bot Bitch!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

hotsexygirl says: i saw your pic

Twisted says: I don’t know how many times I have to emphasize it you dumbass cunt bot bitch! I DO NOT HAVE MY PICTURES ON MYSHIT.COM, I MEAN MYSPACE.COM!!!!!!!!!! You must have me confused with someone else?

hotsexygirl says: your hot

Twisted says: Thanks! I know I’m hot. My girlfriend knows I’m hot too! By the way, it’s “you’re” not “your”… dumb fuck. *takes a bow to audience*

hotsexygirl says: meet me on msn natalie25snow @ hotmail.com see you!!

Twisted says: Fuck You! I ain’t meeting you on any messenger(s). Last time I met one of “you” on a messenger, it wasn’t pleasant. Oops, did I just say that. Nah…

hotsexygirl says: thanks naty!!

Twisted says: Geeez! For someone that’s so hard up to meet me on MSN Messenger, you’d think they would at least be able to spell their “name” right and use correct grammar! I’m sorry bitch, but you’re a total turn-off! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

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