WE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, LET’S BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!

It’s the sad truth though…..everything wrong these days is because of the Lord! Let’s blame everything on him and get rid of Christianity for good! Here below is my list of why people are blaming him. Now, this is just for fun…it’s not really for these things…so, BARE WITH ME FUCK NUTS!

1) MY TOLIET IS CLOGGED! …. GOD DAMN IT JESUS, YOUR ALWAYS FUCKING CLOGGING MY TOLIET! I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE THE GOV’T GETS RID OF CHRISTIANITY IN THE USA!

2) MY MOWER DECK IS CUTTING UNEVEN…LETS BLAME IT ON THE LORD!

3) MY WHORE BAG WIFE IS CHEATING ON ME AGAIN…..LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

4) THEY RAISED THE GAS PRICES…..LET’S   ”      ”      ”  

5) IF YOU TURN GAY AFTER 5 YEARS OF BEING STRAIGHT…..LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

6) IF YOUR DILDO’S BATTERY STARTS DYING ON YOU DURING AN ORGASM…. LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

7) THE GOV’T AND THE PEOPLE WANNA GET RID OF CHRISTIANITY IN THE USA… LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

8) THERE IS TERRORISTS AND TERRORISM IN THE WORLD MAKING IT HELL FOR EVERYONE…..LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

9) THE BIPOLARS ARE GETTING WAY TOO OUTTA HAND THESE DAYS….BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT TAKING THEIR FUCKING MEDICATIONS LIKE THEY SUPPOSE TO….LET’S   ”      ”      ” 

10) THERE IS BIPOLARS IN THE WORLD…….LET’S   ”      ”      ”   WELL..YEAH… HE DID MAKE THEM THOUGH HAHAHA..BUT.. ANYWAYS….HE ALSO MADE A WAY OF GETTING RID OF THEM FOR GOOD TO….A GUN! FUCK THE MEDS….THAT SHIT WON’T WORK…THEY JUST NEED TO GO FOR GOOD!

11) THE PRIESTS ARE MOLESTING KIDS AND SHIT LET’S  ”    ”    ” FUCKING PRIESTS OR PASTORS THAT MOLESTED KIDS, ARE NOT REALLY “CHRISTIANS” OR WHATEVER! IF THEY WERE THEY WOULDN’T BE DOING THAT SHIT!

12) THERE IS DUMB-ASSES THAT ARE RUNNING “CHRISTIAN” ORGANIZATIONS THAT ARE FUCKING UP THE REP OF THAT ORGANIZATION SO LET’S   ”      ”      “

I dunno about you! But all this negativity towards the Christians is BULLSHIT! IT’S NOT THE LORD DOING THE WRONG! IT’S THE IDIOTS DOING THE SHIT IN OR UNDER THE NAME OF THE LORD! IF THINGS WHERE REALLY DONE WITH OR BY HIS WAY! THIS WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE! THIS IS ANOTHER REASON WHY THE LORD WILL ALLOW THE SHITTY WORLD ALONG WITH THE USA TO FALL TO THE CESSPOOL, BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF HIM, OR DO WITHOUT HIM! IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT! I’m done….If you wanna speak on this, feel free!