There’s nothing that pisses me off worse, then fucking co-workers that come to work on their days off!!

People! It’s your day off work for fuck sakes!! Stay the FUCK HOME!!! STOP COMING TO THE DAMN JOB SITE TO BULLSHIT WITH OTHER SHITTY CO-WORKERS!!!

I’M TRYING TO GET MY FUCKING WORK DONE, I’M ON THE CLOCK, I’M GETTING PAID FOR THE EVENING, I’M DOING A DAMN JOB!! I AIN’T BULLSHITTING WITH OTHER BASTARD CO-WORKERS!!

STAY THE FUCK HOME ASSHOLES!! I don’t come to the job site on my days off and shoot the shit with bastard co-workers where you’re working at, holding you up from doing your shit jobs, so don’t do it to me!!

1.) STAY THE FUCK HOME!!

3.) BUY A DAMN PHONE AND CALL UP THOSE LOSERS AND TALK YOUR EARS OFF!! DRAIN THE BATTERY 600 TIMES A DAY AND NIGHT, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! STAY THE FUCK HOME!!

4.) IF YOU’RE NOT WORKING FOR THE NIGHT, STAY THE FUCK HOME! STOP PREVENTING OTHER PEOPLE FROM GETTING THEIR JOBS DONE!!

5.) BUY SOME BEER, PICK THEM UP, GO OUT DRINKING AND DRIVING ALL NIGHT AND GET INTO AN ACCIDENT AND DIE! JUST STAY THE FUCK HOME! STAY AWAY FROM THE JOB SITE IF YOU AIN’T WORKING FOR THE NIGHT OR DAY! JESUS (FUCKING CHRISTMAS IS OVER THANK GOD) CHRIST!!

Ahhh.. I feel so much better.. [takes a bow to the audience, thank you, thank you!! No really, you shouldn’t!] I’m out.. later!