Even I crack myself up sometimes, after going back through offlines I leave people on Messengers… Well, take this one for example…

Spencer: u there

Spencer: I’m downloading shitty microshit updates and shit and if i just happen to leave, it’s because my computer needs rebooted..

Spencer: actually needs BOOTED out the fucking window but that’s another story.. whee

*next night offline*

Spencer: gee willikers… no offlines, not online now.. you must have one of those 15 hour a day jobs or some shit… lmao

Jesus I crack myself up sometimes. Ah well, it’s expected because I’m awesome and I rock! Now get the fuck online god damn its!