Miss Jackie evidently thought she should get a make over in order to attract me. I’m not sure where she got that crazy idea from, but I’m guessing she missed her medications again…

Anyway, since she wasn’t nice enough to send me her BEFORE and AFTER pictures herself, I had to dig them up myself… Here they are below!

BEFORE

Now, here’s her AFTER picture…

Now doesn’t she look SO MUCH better folks!? Oh my God, that’s a huge improvement! Doesn’t she look better though? Actually, she kinda looks like Heidi too… Hmm…