Tag Archives: Christmas
- 6 December, 2022
- Aww…A Christmas card from a neighbor…how sweet!– also tagged art, ashlee, assburn, badder, biter, boris, bubba, buttfungus, Card, fart, farted, fat, hack, hairy, hangover, Holidays, ichaboo, krackenfart, lester, manny, mary, molester, moon, neighbor, neverwash, pat, plaque, rat, river, sally, skeet, sleet
It’s that time of year again, time for sending out Christmas Cards! Isn’t this Christmas card sweet? It’s from a neighbor… It makes ya feel all warm and special, almost Christmagasmic… Twisted
- 13 March, 2010
- Michelle Frye, fuck her in the pussy and you might die…– also tagged and, bash, bashmyex.com, big, bitch, Christ, dick, dive, ex, feel, garbage bag, Jesus, lawn, Lawn and Leaf, leaf, Michelle, mommy, my, Parkersburg, pic, picture, quote, wallet, whore, WV
If you dove in without scuba gear that is…Jesus Mc Fucking Christmas Christ, she a big bitch! You’d need to wear a “Lawn and Leaf” garbage bag as condom to dive in it, and even then, she wouldn’t notice anything though… Although, that depends on the total weight and etc of course. We’d hate to sink […]
- 8 March, 2010
- Obama is shit…– also tagged America, Americans, Bill Clinton, bow, bullshit, country, debt, dictatorship, fail, government, Hillary Clinton, money, Obama, President Clinton, Presidents, sticker, U.S.A
He claimed to help our Country, yet is worse than most past Presidents. He’s a shit talker, trying to talk about helping us, yet is failure. He’s sinking our Country farther into the ground then any other President. He slapped wrapping paper around us, and slapped a “Don’t open till Christmas” sticker on it. He’s […]
- 30 April, 2004
- You Know You’re Cheap When…..– also tagged Africa, bill, blue boxes, call waiting, cardboard box, cash, cheap, church, coupons, currency, dishroom, dollar general store, expensive, fuckers, grandchild, happy meals, holiday, homeless, house, jokes, kids, knickel, life savings, M&Ms, McDonalds, Monolopy, morning, movie theater, National Coupon Day, newspaper, night, nursing home, offering bowl, outfits, Payless Shoe Store, property, residents, shit, snacks, Sunday, toilet tissue, twisted, two cents
Below here is some twisted jokes or whatever I had made up while being on the shitter taking a big ass SHIT! They might not be really funny but…deal with it fuckers! You Know You’re Cheap When… 1) You think everything in the Dollar General Store is too expensive…and can’t wait for them to mark […]