POOR.. POOR… BABY GROUNDHOG! HE WAS ALL BURNT OUT AFTER THAT STRUGGLE WITH THE DOG!

GAS + MATCHES + GROUNDHOG = BURNT OUT GROUNDHOG!

Now don’t get all bent over it and shit. Why you might ask! Well…here’s a small list of reasons why not, to get all bent over it.

1) THE DOG PRETTY MUCH ALREADY DISABLED THE LITTLE BASTARD, WHERE HE COULDN’T EVEN WALK ANYMORE! SO FUCK IT!

2) IT WAS 5:00 AM OR WHATEVER AND I COULDN’T USE A GUN, BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE AND WAKE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND US, LET ALONE GRAM AND PAP! AND BESIDES ALL THAT SHIT, I THINK THE GUNS ARE LOCKED THE FUCK UP AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE DAMN KEY IS! FUCKING BULLSHIT! (WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER THING THAT PISSES ME OFF TO! I THINK MY PAP PUT THAT GALLON OF VODKA IN THERE, AND HE DON’T WANT ME HAVING IT! FUCK IT…I GOT A CAR NOW AND MONEY TO GET MORE!) HAHAHA! DAMN! ANYWAYS….ON WITH THE BULLSHIT!…

3) THE GROUNDHOG NEEDED TO KEEP WARM ON HIS LAST DAYS HERE, ON THE PLANET SHITHOLE! I THINK HE ENJOYED IT ACTUALLY…IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS SMILING!

4) THE LIGHTER FLUID IN MY LIGHTER WENT OUT AND I NEEDED A LIGHT FOR MY CIGARETTE! IT WASN’T THE BEST LIGHT, BECAUSE IT SMELLED LIKE BURNT HAIR AND SKIN, BUT.. O WELL! IT LIT MY CIGARETTE, THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS!

5) THE FLAMES ON HIS BACK HELPED KEEP THE DOG AWAY FROM HIM WHILE HE WAS PASSING AWAY! WOULD YOU WANT A DAMN DOG BITING AT YOU WHILE YOU WERE PASSING AWAY!? FUCK NO!

6) THE DAMN BATTERIES IN THE FLASH LIGHT WAS GOING DEAD, AND IT WAS GETTING HARD TO SEE THE LITTLE FUCKER! SO WHAT BETTER WAY TO SEE HIM IN THE DARK RIGHT? DUMP GAS ON HIS ASS AND LIGHT IT LOL!! EVERY WHERE HE WENT, I COULD SEE HIM AND OR KNOW WHERE HE WAS HEADING. EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG TILL THE HEAT AND STINGING SENSATION KICKED IT LMAO!!

Well, there you have it!The list of reasons why not to get all bent over nothing! Welp! I’m going to sleep good tonight lmao! And I know that baby groundhog will to! Especially when he knows that dog isn’t going to be on his ass anymore hahaha…. shit…I’m outie…lata

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