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FINALLY! I GOT SOME PICTURES OF IT LOL!!…

Anyways… again..it’s a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage. It only has 60,000 miles on it, 4 cyl. engine, pretty descent interior, automatic… I plan on getting nicer rims for it then and a good sound system. It’s price is $4,200.00…only got like $600.00 yet to go on the total down payment of $1,100.00, then I can bring it home.

ALSO! Got another insurance quote from another Insurance company, Nationwide SUCKS ASS by the way….they said I would owe like $300.00 to $360.00 a month for basic full coverage, where as PROGRESSIVE said I would only have to pay $231.00 down, then $120.00 a month after that. WOOT WOOT! But, this was mostly, only because I had a DUI just last year …..fucking sucks….but, O WELL FUCK IT!

After I get the car finally paid off…I’m getting a $680.00 body kit for it…and getting it repainted and shit.. It’s going to be fucking sweet! Here below is the pictures I got with my pap’s Digital Camera…

I can’t fucking wait till I get her home and get shit done to it! Damn! I figure atleast about another 3 weeks or so. FUCKING HELL! I CAN’T WAIT!! LOL!! I never had anything with a descent paint job before hahaha….. I’m out..later

Twisted

I’m going to start bringing older posts to the index page…. it will be almost like I’m posting new posts..but really just double posting. I figured what the hell lol…my as well. I know it kinda sucks to have to find shit through the various catagories or sections of blogs…so I figured if I did this..it would be like walking down memory lane all over again hahaha…i dunno…fuck it.

Also, I’m doing this until I get my rants and so forth added to my main site… Once I have these posts added to my main site…you won’t really have to go digging for certain ones…they’ll be right there infront of you, and easier to find. Anyways… on with the posting… ta ta..

Twisted

THE FUCKING CAR INSURANCE GOES UP LIKE A LIMP DICK BEING RUBBED BY SOME GIRL’S SEXY FEET LMAO!! ..NAA…..JK..

Well…the people I’m buying that car from, want me to get atleast…BASIC FULL COVERAGE for on the car…which is understandable. So, I called the “cheapest” insurance company around my area…and asked them how much it would cost me for like the Basic Full Coverage…and the insurance agent said…. like: $300.00 to $360.00 a month!

I was like: HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL!!?? JESUS FUCKING MAXIMUS CHRIST! Naa…but, I was like HOLY HELL! I told the insurance agent…that’s prolly why the car was setting there for sale then lol…and he started laughing…saying: yeah probably. But, he said it was partly from my DUI I got and that…the car itself is an expensive car. I was like FUCKING HELL!

O well…fuck it. I wasted more then that a month on a shitty ass car, fixing it all up and then wrecking it not long after haha….shit. Still kicking myself and it’s a year later… Anyways…I gotta figure out how in the hell I’m going to do this monthly…

If I sell my Shitty Ass Firebird for $600.00 …split that off towards an insurance payment…the rest towards Tax and Tags…I’ll be cool with that then…well…atleast a months worth of insurance haha…then $200.00 every week to two weeks, it shouldn’t be so bad. I dunno…either way of doing this bullshit…I’m getting the car… I need something descent and so forth for once.. Damn…this FUCKING SUCKS! $300.00 or so a month just for that… I think it’s time to go back to my old shitty ass job, just to work on the weekends so I can pay off my insurance a month hahaha.

That would be awesome in three ways…gives me more shit to write about on here, I’ll get that extra money a month to put towards my insurance payments…and to be around them girls again… so I can flirt and grab some ass….hahaha….naa jk… Anyways..I gotta get to bed…lata

Twisted

Trist : hey hey
Twisted -: hey hey my ass
Trist : ok
Trist : hey hey ass
Twisted -: hahaha….you little brother nazi bastard you! lol!!!!
Trist : 🙂
Trist : sup?
Twisted -: not much prick
Twisted -: just drinking vodka….and getting me one new board ready
Twisted -: hahaha
Twisted -: you there fuck nut
Trist : gotta go
Trist : cya
Twisted -: o you fucker you
Twisted -: why you going now god damn it
Twisted -: you going to be back on again then soon
Twisted -: ?????????????????
Trist ~The peg, Your Friend!~ ~schuld gevoel~ is now Away (idle)
Trist : yes
Trist : cya soon
Twisted -: ok laters

Jesus, the convos we have…but…..who gives a fuck lol. It’s fun.. haha…

Twisted

JUST ANOTHER ONE LOL!

Trist : My brother 😀
Trist : sup?
Twisted -: checking email
Trist : nto gonna stay long? :'(
Twisted -: i dunno lol..prolly a little bit
Trist : 🙂
Trist : I’m making a design
Trist : and i dunno how it is, could you say what to change/make better? 🙂
Twisted -: i suppose
Trist :  (link removed incase it’s still not up)
Trist : how dous it look so far ? anything i  should change? i dunno if the girl fits in :S
Trist : on the bottum
Twisted -: looks good to me bro…i wouldn’t change anything… 😉
Trist : realy?
Trist : BTW you code like bom! can i make it resizing? 🙂
Twisted -: make what resizing
Trist : the layout
Twisted -: i suppose i dunno man…
Trist : lol
Trist : you code good so i tought you knew stuff like that :P:)
Twisted -: in lamin terms….can you do my work for me…..
Trist : me?
Twisted -: no ….your neighbor adolf
Trist : how did you know that he is named like that? :||
Twisted -: hahaha……lucky guess i suppose
Trist : :^^
Trist : what kind of work?
Trist : i need to have a good idea what to make before i can make it tho… its my 1st decent layout in a long time, i tink so tho…:)
Twisted -: look cockjuggler, send me your weed and no one gets fuckin hurt
Twisted -: lmao!
Twisted -: i thought you just made a layout……omg
Twisted -: or you just made something
Trist : i made that layout i showed you last
Twisted -: why do you need a good idea of what to make when ya already made it LOL!1……..
Trist : Twisted – zegt: in lamin terms….can you do my work for me …..<= why did you say that? ?
Trist : :^)
Twisted -: hitler tells me to say things
Trist : what work do i need to do for you!? :S
Twisted -: NONE GOD DAMN IT!….. i was referring to YOU because I thought you wanted me to code shit for YOU      because YOU don’t know how to!
Trist : ah 😛
Trist : dunno
Trist : i think i can make it work
Trist : i hope so 😛
Twisted -: you’ll get it then….if you want to learn shit…. GOOGLE for it LOL!!….. that’s how i did it
Twisted -: (thumb)
Trist : 🙂
Trist : hows your site?:)
Twisted -: he’s doing fine….he got shit faced lastnight while i was at work…then he had some good  “red bud” weed…. after all that he got dirvorced from his bitch ex wife…then he met someone else and fucked her silly…. he had a fun past week or so…. how’s your’s doing?
Trist : down
Trist : 🙂
Trist : both 😛
Trist : D-zine and bmx site:)
Twisted -: ah
Twisted -: i think im going to put up a porno forum along with some other shitty forums again LOL!
Trist : lol
Trist : good for you sunny
Twisted -: did u ever porn before lmao!!
Twisted -: haha
Trist : ?
Twisted -: are smoking some good dope….weed or something over there….. i thought my brain was fried…holy hell
Trist : :^^
Twisted -: LOL!1…… remember! PUFF PUFF PASS! PUFF PUFF PASS!!
Trist : *-)
Trist : ^o)
Twisted -: your just an assclown with nuts on your face LOL!!
Trist : woot! 😀

JESUS HE CAN DRIVE ME NUTS LOL!! I’m out…

Twisted

I figured I’d start adding some fucked up MSN convos of mine on the Blog lol! I hope ya enjoy them hahaha. I do every time I have a convo with someone on MSN Messenger.

[05:25:11 AM] >DnA> Trist : hey shitface
[05:25:31 AM] Twisted -: hold on god damn it
[05:25:37 AM] >DnA> Trist : why?
[05:26:01 AM] Twisted -: im chasing a mouse in my room… HOLD ON K!!
              JESUS FUCKING HITLER CHRIST LMAO!!
[05:26:54 AM] >DnA> Trist : lol
[05:27:01 AM] >DnA> Trist : here mousie mousie
[05:27:19 AM] Twisted -: here shut the hell up! here shut the hell up….
[05:28:03 AM] Twisted -: hahahha
[05:28:17 AM] >DnA> Trist : 🙂
[05:34:28 AM] >DnA> Trist : ready?
[05:34:47 AM] Twisted -: nope
[05:35:03 AM] >DnA> Trist : why not
[05:35:26 AM] Twisted -: u smoking that good shit again aren’t you?
[05:35:41 AM] >DnA> Trist : npop
[05:35:47 AM] >DnA> Trist : leave the damn mouse
[05:35:59 AM] Twisted -: lick my nuts bitch hahaha
[05:36:22 AM] >DnA> Trist : no
[05:37:37 AM] Twisted -: I AM NOT GOING TO BED WITH A FUCKING MOUSE IN MY ROOM GOD DAMN IT!! I DON’T NEED HIM CRAWLING UP MY LEG WHILE IM WACKING OFF……JUST NO IF ANDS OR BUTS ABOUT IT….OK???!!
[05:37:57 AM] >DnA> Trist : but 😛
[05:37:59 AM] >DnA> Trist : byt
[05:38:01 AM] >DnA> Trist : but
[05:38:02 AM] >DnA> Trist : if
[05:38:03 AM] >DnA> Trist : if
[05:38:04 AM] >DnA> Trist : 😛
[05:38:49 AM] Twisted -: just sit in a corner and keep smoking that good shit…k
[05:38:59 AM] >DnA> Trist : nop

Hahaha….fucking hilarious. That kid can drive me fucking nuts..but, he’s cool as shit.

Twisted

JESUS! IF YOU WANT A HEART ATTACK AFTER 2 PRETZELS….BUY “UNIQUE PRETZELS” EXTRA SALT “SPLITS”!

Holy shit! I love salty snacks and shit…but, those pretzels take the fucking cake! Everytime I have a pretzel….I’m worried I’ll have a heart attack 3 minutes later. Just the way they lay the salt all over them fuckers makes ya think, why not just make a pretzel out of pure salt…fuck the bread dough part lol! Damn!

They should put a warning on the bag saying something like: BEFORE EATING THESE, HAVE THE PHONE READY TO CALL 911! EAT AT OWN RISK!

Fuck getting the pretzels….just get a SALT BLOCK that they let the horses lick on the farms… I dunno….they are good…but, I wouldn’t eat too many of them hahaha… If you wanna die quick…eat the whole bag in an hour lmao! Haha…naa jk.. I’m out..I need something drink…all that fucking salt makes me thirsty…

Twisted

IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME GOD DAMN IT LOL!! HOLY SHIT, I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HAHA..

(Please note: In order to maybe read this post and see the images better..you might have to click on the post title link in the right side nav menu.)

It’s a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage, the color is red. I went out car shopping Sat with my pay check and put a $250.00 down payment on it. It’s selling price is like $4,200.00, and they wanted a down payment of like $1,100.00, but I couldn’t do that at that time…so they are letting me pay off the down payment in payments lmao!! Then after that I’ll make weekly or bi weekly payments to pay it off.

Damn I’m so fucking happy. Here below is some pictures of the car in general that I’m getting. Now these are NOT pictures of “MY” car, but..when I go back to that place next week some time…I’ll get some pictures of it then and put them up here.

Of course…I plan on adding a kit to it then hehe. Well…something like this guy did here:

http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/361536/2

It’s fucking awesome! When I get this paid off….it’s time to shop for a graphics and ground effects kit lol! I can’t fucking wait….shit! And then I’ll put a system into it. I’ll prolly get the system first though hehe…Damn.. well…I gotta get to bed… ta ta…

Twisted

SING IT PEOPLE!

SHITTY SCHOOL IS HERE AGAIN! HERE AGAIN! IT’S TIME FOR STUPID ASS HOMEWORK AND BASTARD PICKING KIDS!! LA.. LA.. DE. DO.. DA!! FUCKING SHITTY SHIT SHIT SCHOOL IS HERE AGAIN!!

LET’S ALL STUPID STUDY FOR BULLSHIT QUIZES AND TESTS AND FAIL AGAIN ANY WAYS….LA.. LA ..DE.. DO.. DA!!! LET’S WHIP OUT THE “WEED” AND SMOKE SOME DOPE IN THE BATHROOM DURING OR BETWEEN CLASSES!! LA LA DE DO FUCKING DA!!….HAHAHA!! NAA….JK

I know how shitty school was… BEEN THERE DONE IT AND DON’T WANNA DO IT AGAIN LOL!! Fucking sucks massive shit! Well! Being that it’s that time of the year again, I figured I’ll bring the posts about SHIT SCHOOL to the index page of the Plog again! Now I could paste the posts right into here, but…that would be too fucking long.

I know you have a shitload of 20,000 page shitty books to read already…so I’ll post them after this post lmao! Of course the originals will be there in the Archives,….really I’m just double posting them, but…making it easier to find for those poor.. poor school kids. I hope ya like them and can relate to them! Well….I’m sure you will… Anyways…they coming really soon!

Twisted

I SHOULD MAKE A MONEY SAVING PROGRAM UP AND SELL IT AND MAKE MILLIONS OFF OF BILLIONS OF DUMBASSES THAT ARE ALREADY IN DEBT!! IT WOULD BE AWESOME!

I have been thinking about making up the PERFECT MONEY SAVING PROGRAM!

Here is what I was thinking about doing.

THE WHOLE PLAN IS TO FUCKING HAGGLE PPLS OR DEBT COLLECTORS, RATHER THEN THEM FUCKING YOU OVER!

IT WORKS! TRUST ME! BEEN THERE TOO MANY TIMES AND HAVE DONE IT! WELL SHIT! I’M STILL THERE AND DOING IT LMAO!!

Here below is an example:

Way back in the 90’s sometime, LIKE A DUMBASS, I fell for one of them stupid ass money winning schemes or something. You know….the ones that say you’ll have a chance of winning so much money if your name or number was drawn…and the ONLY thing you have to do is try out or subscribe.. to get a few magazines a month for the price of ONE!?

Well…I did it….fucking dumbass that I am lol. Anyways.. I DIDN’T WIN MONEY OR SHIT! IN FACT, THEY WERE CLOSE TO WINNING MY MONEY! Each fucking month them 12 mags came to my house along with a big ass bill. It only took a few months till my account/ bill was racked up to $400.00 or whatever. Fucking bullshit!

( I know, I know! Get out the DUMBASS OR SUCKER SIGNS! It’s that time of the year or month again peoples! YAY! I’M DUMBASS AND PROUD TO ADMIT IT!)

Anyways….you know you are “SPECIAL” when the account gets handed over to a collection agency! It’s the only way to know you are a normal human being I guess..fuck it! I don’t give a damn… Again, anyways..on with the moral or point of the shitty story…. Here is where my WONDERFUL IDEA or money saving program or whatever you wanna call it came into mind.

IT’S HAGGLING TIME! YOU FUCKING DEBT COLLECTOR MOTHERFUCKERS AND BASTARDS! I WISH I COULD MAKE MONEY OFF OF EVERY GOD DAMN LETTER OR PHONE CALL I HAVE RECEIVED FROM THEM IN A MONTH! IF I MADE A $1.00 FOR EVERY FUCKING LETTER OR PHONE CALL, I WOULDN’T BE IN DEBT ANYMORE! FUCKING ANNOYING BASTARDS! LET ME CALL YOU AT THE CRACK OF FUCKING DAWN, OR WHILE IN THE SHITTER TAKING A HUGE DUMP….AND DEMANDING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR DEBTS ANYWAYS! FUCKING PRICKS! WELL! I GUESS IT IS THE BEST PLACE TO TALK ABOUT SHIT THOUGH RIGHT?! LMAO!1

Sorry..got side tracked there hahaha…on with the shit… I had called them up…and I was like, “yeah..I got this letter in the mail saying that I owed $400.00 or something?” And they were like: “yeah, as our records show, you have agreed to get these 12 stupid mags each month for this price and you agreed to pay it…do you have any intentions of paying this off today!?” Me: Well.. fuck no! If i had any intentions of paying it off…don’t ya think the check would have been there by now, like maybe around the first or second notice I got?! Fucking stupid asses!…. I had told them that I had never ordered that shit to start with….it must have been someone else in my house that did that shit or whatever..and I have never recieved any magazines…

They said.”.mmm..well I’m sorry for the inconvience sir. I will drop this account and you won’t have any future phone calls or letters regarding this debt.” Me: Thank you so much! And to clarify this, I don’t owe anything right? Them: “yes sir…that’s correct. Me: Well thank you for that, and I hope you have a nice weekend…I know I will with that $400.00 I just saved! By the way…would you like a magazine? I keep getting this stupid ass Working Mother magazine, which was for my EX BITCH WIFE, and since she don’t live with me anymore, she don’t want them and such…would you like them? HAHAHA…naa…I didn’t say that shit..but, I thought it was funny..fuck it..

P.S Really this is your way of making them pay you for once lmao!1 They’ll send you the shit you had really ordered…but, you then deny ordering that shit…they might cancel or disregard this debt collecting shit for that stuff you had ordered..and end result is: You got the shit…saved…and they out the money because of that product’s cost…along with the shipping it took to get to your place..and the costs of the calls and letters they sent to you! FUCKING AWESOME!