Rants

…NOT!! TIME TO FREEZE YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF!!

It fucking sucks! You can’t do shit in the winter really. Too bad we couldn’t just sleep through the winter time and not have to eat, work, pay bills or anything. Just curl up in a fucking bed or something, in a house with the heat up to like 70 to 75.

Everyone in the world wouldn’t do shit in the winter time, no matter where you live. Everyone would just be sleeping till the next spring. That would be fucking awesome! Here’s a small list of why it would be awesome!

1) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BUYING SHITTY SHOVELS OR SNOW BLOWERS, TO SHOVEL OR SNOW BLOW THE DAMN SIDEWALKS AND DRIVE WAYS!

2) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CLEANING THE SHITTY SNOW OFF YOUR CAR, PORCH ROOFS, ROADS OR ANYTHING! 

3) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING TO SHITTY WORK OR SHIT SCHOOL IN THE SHITTY ASS WEATHER!

4) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT POSSIBLY CATCHING A CRAP COLD OR SOMETHING SERIOUS!

5) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING INTO AN ACCIDENT, BECAUSE SOME DUMBASS LIKES TO “FLOOR IT” OR BRAKE TOO LATE ON SLIPPERY, ICY ROADS.. AFTER THEY ARE ALREADY GOING 50 TO 60 MPH!

6) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE FUCKING PIPES FREEZING UP IN THE HOUSE OR CELLAR, SO YOUR WATER ISN’T GOING TO TAKE AN EXTRA COUPLE MINUTES TO GET HOT!

7) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WEARING 20 LAYERS OF CLOTHES TO KEEP YOUR ASS WARM, WHEN REALLY IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR, YOUR STILL A WALKING FUCKING SNOWMAN!

8) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WASTING A HALF GALLON OR GALLON OF GAS EVERY TIME YOU START YOU CAR TO MAKE SURE THE CAR IS WARM BEFORE LEAVING FOR SOME WHERE! AND YOUR STILL GOING TO BE COLD ANY FUCKIN WAYS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET OUTTA THE CAR SOMETIME! AND THEN WHEN DOING WHAT YOUR DOING, AND GET BACK INTO THE CAR, IT’S FUCKING COLD AGAIN, SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER HOW MANY GOD DAMN MINUTES TILL IT GETS WARM ALL OVER AGAIN!

9) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BUYING STUPID “QUICK JOE” TO MELT THE ICE AWAY FROM THE SIDEWALKS AND WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CLEANING THE ICE OUTTA OF THE SPOUTINGS!

10) YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE STUPID ASS FUCKING “WINTER TIME” IN GENERAL! BECAUSE THE WINTER SUCKS MASSIVE HORSE WANG! YOU JUST CAN’T DO JACK SHIT! IT’S BORING AS FUCK, YOU FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF EVERY GOD DAMN DAY AND EAT JUNK FOOD SO YOU CAN GET FAT, AND THEN BITCH ABOUT IT TO YOUR FRIENDS IN THE NEXT SPRING TIME!

Besides Christmas time, there’s nothing! Welp! That covers it for this post lmao! I’m out…lata…

THEY ARE SO FUCKING INTERESTING! I MUST HAVE SPENT AN HOUR OR SO READING THE ONE “BLANK” EMAIL THE OTHER NIGHT! I COULDN’T HELP IT, THE CONTENT IN IT WAS SO FUCKING INTERESTING…I COULDN’T PEEL MY EYES AWAY FROM IT!

Jesus people! How stupid can ya be to send out blank emails to people? I know some of them are probably just “checking” your email address to see if it’s good or not. Ya know…just another spamming bastard method of finding out if your email address is good enough to spam the hell outta if you reply to them or something.

Anyways..I don’t, I just read the fuckers! But! If I was going to send them a nice reply, here’s what it would be.

WITH YOUR FUCKING WONDERFUL WRITING TALENT! YOU SHOULD START WRITING AND PUBLISHING BOOKS AND SHIT AND SELLING THEM FOR MONEY! THIS EMAIL YOU JUST SENT ME WAS MIND BLOWING AND WAS SO FUCKING INTENSE, I COULDN’T PEEL MY EYES AWAY FROM IT…. FOR ONE SECOND! PLEASE! PLEASE! SEND ANOTHER ONE, WRITE UP SOMETHING DIFFERENT NEXT TIME, LIKE MAYBE A DRAMA OR HORROR STORY OR SOMETHING! I CAN’T WAIT! THANKS AGAIN FOR THE WONDERFUL BLANK EMAIL BITCH!

You have to admit though, the spammers are getting better and better everyday! Hahaha…NOT! Take them BLANK FUCKING EMAILS AND SEND THEM UP YOUR OWN ASSES! Ta Ta ….!

Twisted

INTERNET EXPLORER 6 CAN LICK MY HAIRY BALL SACKS AND SUCKY SUCK MY FATTY COCK!! YOU PIECE OF MICROSHIT!!!!

Here below is why IE6 can lick and suck my nuts and cock!! FUCKING PIECE OF MICROSHIT FROM HELL!!!

1) IT ALWAYS LIKES TO FREEZE UP ON YOU WHEN TRYING TO BROWSE THE NET OR DOING IMPORTANT THINGS TO YOUR WEBSITE’S! FUCKING PISSES ME OFF!!

2) IT TENDS TO ALLOW BULLSHIT POPUPS, ADS, LEECHING BASTARD SPYWARE BASTARD BULLSHIT CLING TO YOUR BROWSERS OR WHATEVER! LATELY I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING OPEN NEW WINDOWS BECAUSE IT GOES TO THIS SHITTY ASS SEARCH PAGE….OR A 404 PAGE THAT ISN’T EVEN RELATED TO THE SITE I WAS TRYING PULL-UP!! FUCKING PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!! DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!!! YOU MICROSHIT AND YOUR MICROBULLSHIT SECURITY FLAWS!!

3) AND THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL! ……IT’S JUST A PLAIN AND SIMPLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!! IT NEEDS TO GO TO THE USUAL MICROSHIT LANDFILL WHERE ALL THE REST OF THE MICROSOFT SHIT WENT FROM THE BEGINNING OF IT’S TIME! THE BROWSERS NEED TO BE FLUSHED DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET….THE MICROSOFT 0PERATING SYSTEMS NEED TO BE BURNED AND MELTED AND OR RECYLCED INTO MORE USEFUL STUFF!! THE MICROSOFT BUILDING AND THE PROGRAMMERS NEED TO BE SHUT DOWN, AND THE WORKERS NEED TO FIND ANOTHER JOB SOME WHERE OVERSEAS….SO THEY CAN HELP MAKE THE OVERSEAS COMPANYS TURN INTO SHIT!! THEY JUST NEED TO STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING AND COLLECT WELFARE LIKE US FOR A CHANGE!!

Damn! I had to get that off my chest! I will add more to this post then most likely, but ….I gotta get to bed… laterz..

Twisted

You never really know what your going to get, or possibly meet!

Now, here below is a list of the bad things about online dating sites.

1) THEY LIE ABOUT THEIR AGES! – (That shit pisses me off, you know why…because, when your viewing their profiles…their age is listed at like 19, but, ..when viewing their Personal Site’s and come across their pictures…they look like their 30+ years old! Fucking drives me nuts! Just a little note for them…KEEP YOUR AGE REALISTIC ON THE PROFILES DUMBASSES!)

2) THEY DO NOT ADD ATLEAST SOME KIND OF PICTURE OF THEMSELVES! IT FUCKING SUCKS, YOU MIGHT HAVE 300 SOME FEMALES SHOW UP FOR YOUR STATE WITHIN YOUR AGE CATAGORY AND 10 OUT OF THEM 300 HAVE PICTURES OF THEMSELVES. HOW IN THE HELL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE, OR ANYTHING? FUCKING BULLSHIT! (Also, how can you just go by what they put down for their body size, and descriptions….they could say they are between 110 and 120lbs…but if you happened to meet them in real life….they end up being 250 to 300lbs!! Come on people…..atleast get a picture of yourself…or even a best friend….then if don’t pan-out with you, atleast we know what your HOT SEXY FRIEND LOOKS LIKE AHEAD OF TIME LMAO! We could try for her then hahaha….naa jk.)

3) DON’T ALWAYS BRAG ON YOUR PROFILE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LIKE TO GO DANCIN OR CLUBBING…BECAUSE THAT IS A LITTLE WAY OF SAYING….YOU ARE THE SLUTTY TYPE LMAO! (Please note though: Not all girls that CLUB are sluts, but…usually 98% of them are, because..if you need to drink and be around all them guys…hitting on you and flirting and such…you might do things with whoever…not knowing what ya did the night before….and end up getting something… and spreading it. Or ..it’s just the fact that while you drink…your a BIG FLIRT and TEASE and do things you don’t normally do while being sober…. FUCK CLUBS, BARS AND THE LIKE! Nothing, but trouble!)

4) STOP BEING DISHONEST! YOU POST ON THERE THAT YOU WANT TO MEET AN HONEST PERSON, BUT YET YOU CAN’T BE HONEST WITH YOUR PROFILE! WHAT THE FUCK!? COME ON DUMBASSES! EXPECT BACK WHAT YOUR DISHING OUT TO START WITH THEN LMAO!!

5) ANSWER OR REPLY TO THE EMAILS YOU SEND OUT TO PEOPLE! I MEAN SHIT! IF A HOT GIRL OR GUY SENT AN EMAIL OR EVEN A TEASE! READ IT AND REPLY OR SOMETHING….WHY SEND THE SHIT OUT TO START WITH THEN DAMN IT! FUCK!!

6) I HATE PEOPLE THAT POST PICTURES THAT LOOK TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE ON THEIR PROFILES TO! I MEAN PICTURES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY CAME OFF OF SOME PORNO SPAMMER BASTARD SITE OR SOMETHING! HOW CAN YOU TRUST WHAT THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE, OR IF IT’S REALLY THAT PERSON, BECAUSE THE PICTURE KINDA LOOKS PHONEY OR SOMETHING! DAMN!

Damn this shit pisses me off! I know there is more to add to this post..but, it’s late already and I need to get to bed. Another 10 hour day of work just ahead in a few hours….damn! I’m out…lata.

Twisted

FUCKING SUCK ASS! CAUSE YOU GOT THESE LITTLE BASTARD KIDS  IN THERE WITH STUPID ASS BOTS SENDING 20,000 FUCKING MESSAGE WINDOWS!

THOSE FUCKING KIDS NEED THEM 20,000 CHAT WINDOWS SHOVED UP THEIR FUCKING ASSHOLES! WITH A “SIDE” OF A 1 INCH “BUTTERFLY” DRILL BIT THAT COMES IN BEHIND THEM 20,000 WINDOWS TO MAKE THEIR ASSHOLES AN INCH BIGGER SO MORE BIGGER WINDOWS CAN FIT UP THERE TO!

IT FUCKING SUCKS ASS, TO ONLY BE CHATTING IN A ROOM AND THEY MASS BOMB YA WITH ALL THE BULLSHIT, SO YOUR YAHOO FREEZES AND YOU GOTTA START ALL OVER AGAIN! THEM FUCKERS NEED TO DIE!! BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES AND BITCH BASTARDS!! GROW THE FUCK UP YOU HEAR ME!!

Damn!! I needed to get that off my chest lol! I’m out…lataz.

Twisted

P.S. I need to find my old bot shit, or go download another version of it so I can give them a taste of their own fucking medicine. They’ll love me then to, we’ll be one big happy bot bombing family. =)

IT FUCKING SUCKS ROYAL SHIT!

Here is a small list of why SHIT WORK is just like SHIT SCHOOL! I’m sure you’ll see no difference between the two, except maybe for the paycheck.

1) YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO LEARN SHIT! NEW, OLD AND… IN BETWEEN!

2) YOU ALWAYS HAVE STUPID ASS CLIQUES AND SHIT!

3) THERE IS ALWAYS A BUZZER OR BELL TO REPRESENT A BREAK TIME OR LUNCH TIME!

4) THE GUY’S OR GALS ARE IMMATURE! NO MATTER WHAT AGE THEY ARE, THEY ALWAYS ACT LIKE THEY NEVER MADE IT OUT OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! FUCKING 20 YRS TO 40 YR OLDS ACTING LIKE KIDS AND SHIT, FUCKING STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKERS! FUCKING GROW UP BASTARDS….

5) FUCKERS ARE ALWAYS PICKING ON EVERYONE ELSE OR MAKING FUN AND OR SPREADING BULLSHIT RUMORS LIKE THEY ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME OR LIKE THEIR SHIT DON’T STINK! BUT, TRUST ME….YOUR SHIT DOES STINK FUCKING BASTARDS!

6) AFTER SO LONG OF DOING YOUR WORK OR WHATEVER, YOU’LL GET THAT EVALUATION. IN SCHOOL, IT’S PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT…..

7) NO MATTER HOW HARD SOME PEOPLE TRY TO BE COOL AND AWESOME BY PUTTING OTHERS DOWN, (JUST TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER ) THEY ALWAYS JUST MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF OLDER RETARDED ASSHOLES THAT NEVER GREW UP AND ACT LIKE THEIR OWN “REAL” AGE….

It’s fucking sad really….but, I guess that’s life. If only… going to work was a place to just work and feel a little bit civilized….ah! That’s just not ever going to happen….it’s more like fucking ROMPER ROOM and shit…. fucking bullshit… I’m out for now…. I might update this post then…who knows…fuck it….

Twisted

CAN BE THE BIGGEST MC IDIOTS! THEY ARE FUCKING MC DEAF AND MC DUMB TO! O WELL!!…THEY JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKING MC MORONS!!

It’s fucking sad really… just a bunch of MC DUMBASSES FROM MC FUCKING HELL!! Anyways…Here is what happened today…my gram, me and bro went through the fucking MC STUPID DRIVE THRU…to get some MC SHIT! While my gram was trying to tell the MC STUPID and DEAF BITCH what we all wanted….she was screwing the shit up…while the line behind us kept getting longer and longer.

My gram was telling her, my brother wanted a #8 and she was saying….ok you want a #6 and shit… and we were like MC NO!! MC BITCH! a MC #8!!!!! PUT YOUR FUCKING MC HEARING AID IN!! Then I was saying not too loudly….a #3 supersized and she was like…ok a #5 or something…and then I yelled: NO!! A #3 SUPERSIZED WITH A MC FUCKING COKE!! YOU MC FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH!! GET IT STRAIGHT!! JESUS.. MC FUCKING CHRIST!!

I dunno about them MC FUCKING DUMBASSES,… PEOPLE! SHIT! I should have just said: I want MC MARIJUANA SALAD WITH LSD DRESSING! And some MC PUSSY so I could MC LICK IT AND STICK IT! Hahaha…naa…but, seriously though…..they need to do a few things to make the DRIVE THRU smoother… here below is a small list of what they need to do…

1) GET THEIR FUCKING MC EARS CLEANED AND GET FUCKING MC HEARING AIDS!

2) MC FUCKING LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE AND WHAT THEY ARE ORDERING!

3) IF THEY CAN’T DO THEIR MC FUCKING STUPID ASS JOB, QUIT AND GET ANOTHER ONE!

4) TURN UP THE VOLUME ON THE STUPID MC HEADPHONES! AND STOP TALKING WITH THE REST OF MC MORON CO WORKERS!

5) THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE! THIS ONE WRAPS UP ALL THE MC SHIT INTO ONE IMPORTANT RULE FOR WORKING AT THE MC FUCKING DUMBASS DONALDS!

MC PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION! MC LISTEN! MC LEARN THE MC BULLSHIT! MC TURN THE FUCKING VOLUME UP ON THE MC STUPID ASS HEADPHONES AND MC FUCKING CLEAN YOUR EARS OUT….MC FUCKING GOD DAMN IT!! HAHAHA!!…..DAMN…THAT PISSED ME OFF TODAY!

Remember MC FUCK-NUTS! If your going to work at MC DUMBASS DONALDS…read and abide by the above MC FUCKING RULES! I’m out ….I’m done with this MC FUCKING BULLSHIT! Laterz…

Twisted

I JUST LOVE IT TO DEATH!! YOU DON’T HEAR FROM CERTAIN WONDERFUL FUCKING PEOPLE FOREVER AND THEN ALL THE SUDDEN YOU DO!! AND, LET’S STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS FOR MINUTE…..MMMMMMMM….. 

I GOT IT!….. THEY MUST NEED SOMETHING FROM YOU OR THEY WANT TO USE YOU!!

DING!! DING!! DING!!…… WE HAVE A WINNER!

It’s fucking sad really….but.. it’s the TRUTH! Who needs family when you have the “BEST FRIENDS” IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!?? Come on people!? WHAT THE FUCK!?? Don’t it usually mean, if you don’t hear from someone or you don’t want to talk to them, that you are usually done with them totally!!??

I REALLY THINK IT’S TIME TO START UP A BUSINESS…WHICH IS PROLLY ALREADY EXISTING…BUT, A BUSINESS THAT SELLS “SUCKER” OR “DUMBASS” SIGNS FOR PEOPLE TO WEAR ON THEMSELVES! YA KNOW!? JUST FOR THESE TYPES OF WONDERFUL OCCASIONS AND SHIT!  

You could even think of it as a “special” holiday or something! When you smell the scent of BULLSHIT USING COMING ON OR WHATEVER! YOU COULD ALL GET EXCITED AND DRUNK AND CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT SOMEONE’S ABOUT TO USE YOU OR WHATEVER! It would be like the next best thing to fucking CHRISTMAS! PARENTS AND KIDS ARE ALL GETTING GIDDY AND SHIT!

Parents telling their kids! IT’S ABOUT THAT TIME KIDS!! YAY!! LET’S GET OUT OUR “SUCKER” or “DUMBASS” SIGNS! IT’S TIME FOR US TO GET USED!! YAY!!  It’s just plain FUCKING BULLSHIT! JUST REMEMBER EVERYONE!

IF YOU DON’T CONSTANTLY KEEP IN TOUCH WITH SO CALLED “FRIENDS” OR WHATEVER! DO THEM A FAVOR AND JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND MOVE ON! FORGET ABOUT THEM TOTALLY, WELL PRETTY MUCH LIKE YOU WERE DOING BEFORE YOU WANTED TO USE THEM AGAIN OR WHATEVER!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT!? YOU WOULDN’T RIGHT!! YEAH! I AM RIGHT! JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU USING BASTARD MOTHERFUCKERS! I’m done with this shit…laterz…

Twisted

THIS COULD BE FUCKING INTERESTING….NOT!!

Here is the email from MrLong! The biggest dick head in the world of email receiving. THAT FUCKING BIG PRICK! CAN SUCK MY FATTY DICK AND LICK IT TILL HE GETS TO THE CREAMY FILLING! YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING COCK!!?? HAHA….naa …anyways…here it is:

From:
Subject: LongSchlong
Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 02:29:56 -0800

Gain a few inches in just weeks!

http://penology%2Eg%55a%72An%54e%65Ddea%6CS%2EC%4F%4D:85/s%6E%6Ft%6D%61i%6C

WHAT THE HELL!? IS THAT IT, YOU FUCKING PRICK!? YOU MUST BE FUCKING EXHAUSTED PLAYING WITH THAT HUGE COCK OF YOUR’S OR SOMETHING, THAT’S ALL YOU CAN TYPE IN A MESSAGE TO ME….?? OMFG! YOU ARE EVEN MORE LAZY THEN I AM!

Anyways, my reply to him was:

STOP SENDING ME FUCKING SPAM MAIL, YOU FUCKING PRICK BASTARD! OR I’LL SHOVE SOMETHING LONG AND SLENDER UP YOUR ASS! AND IT’S NOT GOING TO ME MINE! IT’S GOING TO BE YOUR OWN DAMN LONG SCHLONG!

THAT’S EVEN IF YOU HAVE ONE! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DICKHEAD ONLINE! FUCKING SPAMMING PPLS WITH YOUR COCK “MIRACLE GROWING” SHIT!! YOU REALLY MUST HAVE THE BALLS TO SEND PPLS THIS SHIT! DAMN! ANYWAYS..STOP SPAMMING DICKHEAD! THANKS FOR YOUR FUCKING COOPERATION!

MR_VINDICTIVE “PRICK” BASTARD.COM

Hahaha….holy hell! Fucking bastards never learn do they? Shit! I have to get to bed..laterz all…

Twisted

IT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT! WHY EVEN HAVE EMAIL OR AN EMAIL BOX WHEN IT DON’T WORK 99% OF THE TIME!? IT ONLY REALLY WORKS TO GIVE YOU FUCKING SPAM MAIL! FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT!

It really pisses me off to try and spend 2 or so hours sending out valid emails to people that really matter….then it won’t work for you 99% of the time…but sure as FUCKIN SHIT! You’ll get 20 or more spam bullshit emails for every vaild and descent one you TRY AND SEND! IT’S FUCKED UP! IT’S PLAIN FUCKING BULLSHIT! WHY EVEN HAVE AN EMAIL BOX OR WHATEVER!?

IM FUCKING TIRED OF IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FREE EMAIL ADDY PROVIDERS OR ISP BASTARDS! LEARN HOW TO RUN THE SHIT BEFORE MAKING IT PUBLIC! YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKERS!? A FUCKING THREE YEAR OLD COULD DRIVE A CAR BACKWARDS AT 90 MILES AN HOUR DRUNK AND STILL KNOW HOW TO OPERATE THE VEHICLE BETTER THEN YOU CAN RUN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT ISP EMAIL BOX OPERATIONS AND SHIT! FUCKING BASTARDS! FUCKING GO TO HELL! FUCK YOU AND JUST FUCKING DIE! LEARN THE SHIT NOW OR FUCK OFF! DON’T OFFER SHIT IF YA DON’T KNOW HOW TO CONNECT TO YOUR OWN SERVER! Im fucking pissed…please excuse the language..

Twisted